Chapter 33: Caroline's sorrow

A moment later, in Miss Caroline's field of vision, which was beginning to be dizzy from the sun, the figure of [Bamboo Dragonfly] above Wang Qiu's head appeared. Immediately afterwards, after receiving Wang Qiu's radio announcement, Senior Sister Ma Tong also used Doraemon's [Universal Glove] to carry Sonia and Sophie, two unconscious Ukrainian naked girls, from the cannibal beach banquet on the beach at the other end of the island to meet.

Then, on this picturesque beach, they saw a black **naked woman who was "" to death, a sloppy man who had just died of indulgence ♂ ♂ in the sun, and a **flat-chested golden silk cat who covered his lower body and scolded and scolded......

“…… Fortunately, it's okay, it's not the pure and lovely Ukrainian Lori who has tasted the man's stick, but the two American syndrome patients who are estimated to have been naked since middle school, so it's a more exciting date ♂, not to mention that there hasn't even been AIDS in the past few years......"

Senior Sister Ma Tong first explained to Miss Caroline, who was the only one who was awake, what this place was, and who the sloppy uncle who raped ♂ them was, and then commented so heartlessly that Miss Caroline did not react because she spoke in Chinese and her voice was low.

However, although the words are mean, they are also true: for Americans after World War II, cigarettes laced with marijuana, deafening heavy metal music, and unabashed public ...... Unbridled promiscuity ♂ parties like this are commonplace in the land of the United States, and it has actually become a part of American culture to find a bunch of people in a shabby parking lot or even in the backyard of a tavern or even a tavern. I don't know how many well-dressed gentlemen and ladies of the upper class have attended such gatherings when they were young, let alone the lower classes......

Especially in New York, there is even a nightclub for children under the age of eight, claiming to help the little ones "adapt to society" in advance

-- It can be seen from this that those Arab extremist organizations are not groundless in their attacks on the "corruption and degeneration" of American society in public opinion.

Therefore, if in the past, traditional Oriental women were raped and might have sought death because of "damage to their reputation", modern European and American women do not pay so much attention to this, and feel like being bitten by a dog or having their wallet stolen - provided that they do not contract syphilis or AIDS.

Therefore, Wang Qiu immediately carried the [automatic medical box] to treat two raped American chicks and two frightened Ukrainian women. Fortunately, apart from a certain amount of fatigue and soft tissue contusions and abrasions, they were basically fine.

“…… Well, it's okay, Mr. Robinson doesn't seem to have contracted any venereal or gynecological diseases for you, just a little bruising and bleeding on your genitals, and each of you is more or less overdrawn and needs to rest and replenish your nutrition......"

Wang Qiu said to Caroline, who still couldn't stand up, while putting away the diagnosis and treatment probe of the [Automatic Medical Box], and at the same time took out two cans of automatic synthesis potion from the [Automatic Medical Box], "...... The blue bottle of potion is applied externally, and the red bottle of potion is taken internally, once a day in the morning and evening, about 10 ml each time, and there is a scale on the cap...... Do you remember it all? ”

Well, since the other party is a ** golden beauty, why doesn't Wang Qiu have any "normal reactions" such as blushing and heartbeat, madness, etc.?

Please, after experiencing the test of life and death in infinite space, the current Wang Qiu has already been reborn, neither the kind of innocent virgin who blushes when he sees a girl's pants, nor a waste wood dog who is always in love, but a warrior who is used to seeing the blood of corpses for the rest of his life, and at the same time has already tasted the taste of Nan Rika and Jukawa Shizuka, two ** mature ♀ women...... So self-control has obviously improved a lot as well.

In general, Wang Qiu is still quite disciplined in front of the naked girl Caroline, and of course it can be said that his brain is too dull - for example, he never thought to show his gentlemanly demeanor, and took off his coat to put on Caroline......

Fortunately, because the experience of the past ten hours or so is too exciting-shipwrecks, crossings, infinite space, underground cannibal torture clubs, and the Great War German base, he was raped ♂ by Uncle Robinson on a tropical desert island...... Caroline's flat-chested golden silk cat's mind had already become a mess, so she didn't think of this stubble either, but took the medicine bottle with a wistful expression, and muttered weakly: "...... Alas, if only he hadn't contracted any dirty disease, this bastard was a moving garbage heap, and as for his criminal tool, it was as dirty as a carrot out of a manure tank."

“…… What's the solution? Miss, please don't be too demanding of the ancients. It's only the 17th century, after all. ”

Wang Qiu pursed his lips and said to Caroline, "...... Nowadays, many European aristocrats only take a few baths in their lives, and the French still defecate in the halls of the Palace of Versailles, not to mention Robinson, a survivor of a desert island, and it is inevitable that he will be covered in dirt and stench......"

- Even though this guy is telling the truth, why do people want to beat him up so much? Miss Caroline thought depressedly.

“…… Well, since everything has already happened, no matter how much resentment is useless, you might as well think about the good - in any case, you are also lucky enough to sleep with a well-known historical celebrity, and you can brag about this with your close friends in the future...... Believe me, in so many countries around the world, there are definitely many more people who know Robinson's name than those who have heard of those second- and third-rate Hollywood stars......"

Senior Sister Ma Tong patted Caroline's shoulder with a smile, but her mouth said even more indebted words as if she was teasing, "...... If you can't get angry, do you need us to find a coconut tree and hang him up to give you a whip to vent your anger? She asked, pointing to Robinson's body.

“…… Forget it, it's really not fun to bully a corpse, and besides, I don't have the strength to swing a whip now......"

Caroline rolled her eyes and waved her hand listlessly, "...... Do you have anything to eat? Also, can you let me take a shower first? ”

“…… Ah, we have been prepared for this need for a long time. ”

Wang Qiu smiled and nodded, and took out a rectangular striped tablecloth from his backpack, "...... This is one of Doraemon's proudest magical props, a must-have [gourmet tablecloth] for parties and guests, and camping.

“…… As for taking a bath" Wang Qiu turned around and dug a few times from his trouser pocket, found a thing that looked like a golf ball, but with a long needle attached to the bottom, pressed it hard into the open sand under the coconut grove, and then pressed the switch on it...... In an instant, this toy-like spherical object swelled into a spherical bachelor apartment with a very sci-fi style

“…… This is another 22nd century magical prop of Doraemon [Portable Travel Ball], the top is a suspended spherical living cabin, and the bottom is a pedestal inserted in the ground, for easy access, an automatic elevator is installed on the pedestal, and the living cabin has a bedroom and shower room, which is basically similar to a single room in a modern hotel. It is powered by solar panels, while also automatically drilling and filtering groundwater to supply the bathrooms. ”

Pointing to the miniature building on the beach, Wang Qiu introduced the stunned Caroline, "...... Okay, so would you like to eat first, take a shower, or ...... Doodoo ...... Wait, let me take the phone first. ”

In the midst of a series of sharp and piercing electronic beeps, Wang Qiu had to smile apologetically at Caroline, and then picked up the radio walkie-talkie hanging on his chest, "...... Hey, hey? Is it an ancient spring? What's going on over there? I'm busy here."

“…… It's amazing, something big has happened, Wang Qiujun Lianggong Spring insists on going to the beach where you are now eating people to explore, we can't persuade [Bamboo Dragonfly] The degree is very fast, and now it is almost over there."

In the receiver of the walkie-talkie, there was an anxious voice from Kazuki Furuizumi - according to the assignment of the tasks discussed before, he was responsible for following the movement of the large army, keeping an eye on the whereabouts of Haruhi Suzumiya at any time, "...... Have you cleaned up the unsightly things like the bones of the people over there? ”

“…… Yes? Please, Guquan, we are not volunteer cleaners, how can we do such superfluous things? It's too late to save people."

Wang Qiu was immediately scared out of a white sweat, "...... Anyway, those cannibals have gone far away, even if Haruhi Suzumiya takes a look at those roasted human flesh and leftover human bones, it shouldn't have much to do with it, anyway, it's not like she hasn't watched horror movies......"

“…… Can a horror movie be the same as a real setting? Wang Qiujun? We can't take such a risk when dealing with Haruhi Suzumiya, if she is stimulated by too strict spirits, or awakens some kind of terrible habit, then the whole earth will be doomed."

Kazuki Furuizumi shouted almost angrily, "...... Anyway, we have to come up with a countermeasure quickly."

“…… What can I do? Wang Qiu rolled his eyes when he heard this, "...... I'm on the other side of the island right now."

“…… It's very simple, for the sake of Haruhi Suzumiya's mental health, please use the exit function of "The Book of Travel" to end this adventure, and let us all leave this world and return to the activity room of Group 8B...... And this is also the construction of the ...... proposed by Yuki Nagato."

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After a few more seconds, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong only had time to hurriedly explain a few words, and then left this world, disappearing from Caroline without a trace in an instant, leaving only the [Gourmet Tablecloth] and [Portable Travel Ball], plus a revolver for her self-defense.

Listening to the never-ending sound of the waves and the chirping of seagulls, looking at the beach that had become empty again, the three naked women who were still unconscious, and a sloppy uncle who had just died of a wind, Caroline was stunned for a while, and finally decided to fill her stomach first.

So, she pulled the [gourmet tablecloth] and pondered for a while, then reached out and pressed the only button in the corner...... Then, a monotonous mechanical sound sounded on the beach:

“…… Dingdongdi series [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent auxiliary ordering system was launched, and we are glad to be able to serve our esteemed customers. There are currently 13O36623446 kinds of food recorded in this system, do you want to choose dessert? Snack? Beverage? Dishes? Staple food? ……”

Although the voice is loud and clear, it is standard Japanese. And the Japanese level of the American girl Miss Caroline ...... Well, it's just a little self-taught because of personal interest, and it's probably about the same level of English as a Chinese primary school student, and I can't speak it at all.

“…… What are you talking about? Forget it, bring me a black pepper steak and a bowl of cereal porridge with a vegetable salad."

Therefore, after struggling for a while, Caroline could only give up thinking about the above statement and directly ordered the dishes.

However, she seems to have overestimated the language library capacity of the [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent assisted ordering system......

“…… Dingtone information cannot be recognizedThis system only supports Japanese conversations, please do not use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese. ”

“…… Belch? Didn't you understand me? Or is there no such thing? Then switch to a roast chicken and an apple pie."

“…… Dingtone information cannot be recognizedThis system only supports Japanese conversations, please do not use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese. ”

“…… Hey, what do you mean by that? I don't understand Japanese very well, can't you just use English? ”

“…… Dingtone information cannot be recognizedThis system only supports Japanese conversations, please do not use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese. ”

“…… Ahem, my throat is going to be bad. Speaking of which, I'm not going to have to deal with an electronic program, so let's take a shower first."

After screaming and smoking, but still talking to the duck, Miss Caroline gave up the "eat first" option, and struggled to stand up with a coconut tree, stumbling to the side of the portable travel ball. Then, after some searching and pondering, she finally found the hidden button, and then activated the escalator and got herself into the living cabin.

After a few moments, the sound of rushing water sounded in the shower room of the [Portable Travel Ball].

-- I have to say that after a thrilling and up-and-down adventure, it is really one of the great pleasures of life to be able to take a warm bath comfortably. Although she could only take a shower and not enjoy a more comfortable bath, Miss Caroline hummed happily.

However, after a while, as the sound of the water in the shower faded away, Miss Caroline once again let out a high-pitched cry:

“…… Oh - damn it, these bitch misers' wardrobe is so empty that I didn't even have a pair of panties left."

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