While our group was talking and laughing, our car had already arrived in the community where Wang Lili lived. After parking the car in the underground parking lot, Lao Cao came to the place where the group of aunts danced in the square under the guidance of Wang Lili.

"This person is too much, I can't do it." Looking at the group of aunts dancing in the open space, Cao Gote said to us in a tangled manner.

"Why don't we go upstairs and wait for a while, just take a look at Xuanxuan." I suggested to the crowd.

"No, the three of us will block it for you, you can start watching it now." The eighth sister probably wanted to learn something from Brother Cao, for fear of missing this opportunity, so she hurriedly pulled me and Wang Lili in front of Brother Cao.

Seeing that Brother Cao was like a thief, he quietly took out a small compass from the pocket he carried, and then began to pace, walking around the open space in front of him.

After walking for two laps, the old brother stopped, and then quickly took the compass back into his bag, and whispered to us: "It's done, you just tell me, are you going to clean up this group of shameless old ladies like this?" ”

Seeing the envious eyes of those two girls, I said to Lao Cao very jealously: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and say the conclusion." ”

I saw Brother Cao pouting and began to tell the three of us. "Taiji is divided into two rituals, the two rituals give birth to four images, and the four images turn into gossip. In terms of the layout of the building, we Chinese have always adhered to the feng shui arrangement method of the Four Elephants.

That is, the four-elephant construction method of the left green dragon, the right white tiger, the front Vermilion Bird, and the rear Xuanwu. To paraphrase the professional terminology is: left live, right pass, front gathering, back leaning" principle, that is, there should be an active water source on the left, there must be an unobstructed road on the right, there must be a pool for viewing in front, and there must be a lofty mountain or a huge Taishan stone dare to rely on. Only in this way can the layout be secure. ”

Seeing that the eighth sister listened with relish, I yelled at Lao Cao helplessly: "Tell the point!" ”

"You let Brother Cao finish his words." The eighth sister gave me a reluctant look and said, this Nima makes me angry, you know, if Lao Cao comes up to explain the knowledge of feng shui, it is estimated that we will not have to go back to sleep in a few nights.

Lao Cao listened to the eighth sister praise herself, how happy she was, because when he was with me, every time he explained feng shui knowledge to me, I would be interrupted impatiently, asking him to make a long story short, not a long story. This time I met a soulmate, so I wouldn't be happy.

But what Lao Cao didn't know was: Yu Boya Zhong met a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers in the sub-period, and later died in the sub-period; Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang to visit the thatched house, and later Liu Bei died; Qu Yuan was in love with King Chu Huai, and later Qu Yuan died; Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty favored Dong Xian alone, and later Dong Xian died. You have seen countless times in history that it is useless to meet a bosom friend, and it is the king to be able to survive!

"Today's buildings generally adopt the pattern of sitting in the north and facing south, facing the water and backing the mountain. The reason for this pattern is that the sun rises in the east, and the south-facing houses are the most likely to see the sun, and then as the sun moves west, the south-facing houses see the most sunlight every day.

As for water, it is an indispensable thing for human life. Because the ancient people did not have running water, having a water source in front of them was the most important thing. Moreover, where there is a water source, the air humidity is often good, and it is not easy to get some respiratory diseases (you look at the current haze); As for the back mountain, firstly, there is a backer in feng shui, and secondly, because the back mountain can block the cold wind behind you and effectively raise the temperature of the house.

But now that people live in the city, it is easy to sit in the north and face the south, but it is very difficult to face the water and back to the mountains. So the real estate developer dug an artificial pool in the community, so that the multi-storey was built in the middle of the community, and the high-rise was built as a backer behind the multi-storey. In this way, the problem of facing the water and backing the mountain is solved.

Some shameless experts, in order to make the real estate developer's real estate sell well, even put forward the fallacy that one inch higher is a mountain and one inch lower is water. Brother Cao's explanation of real estate feng shui was getting more and more excited, and when he heard what Ya Na meant, he couldn't wait to slap those experts in the mouth.

Wang Lili was not interested in this, so she listened to Lao Cao working in vain (northern dialect: the meaning of speaking) with a bitter face, and I looked at Lao Cao helplessly, and then looked at the eighth sister, which means that I have no problem.

The four elephants have an inseparable relationship with the five elements, the green dragon is wood and less yin, the white tiger is gold and is less yang, the vermilion bird is fire is the sun, the xuanwu is water is the taiyin, and if the soil is not divided into two, it is Taiji, and when it is divided into two, it is divided into yin and yang soil.

At the same time, gold, wood, water and fire can be combined to become earth, and soil can also be divided into gold, wood, water and fire, which is the connection between Tai Chi and the four elephants. ”

"Brother, did you say the key point?" I really can't listen to it anymore, what is this, we are here to solve the problem of square dancing, not to listen to you teach the eighth sister.

After seeing Lao Cao's dissatisfied appearance, I continued: "If you are willing to talk, one day bring the eighth sister over alone, you can tell her enough." Now tell us how? In order to make that group of stinky old ladies not dance here in the square. ”

Lao Cao should have explained to Xingtou, but he was very reluctant to be interrupted by me, so he nodded at Wang Lili and Eighth Sister with a smile, and then continued unhappily: "Because the five elements correspond to the various organs of the human body, if you want to clean up this group of old ladies, you still have to start from the five elements."

The kidneys, in the five elements, belong to water, which is in charge of the water in the human body and various substances dissolved in water, and is the foundation of the human body; The liver, which belongs to the five elements, is responsible for the transformation of nutrients and toxic substances transported by the human body, and is the chemical factory of the human body; The heart, the five elements of fire, is in charge of blood circulation within the human body and transports oxygenated blood to all parts of the body; The spleen, the five elements belong to the earth, is responsible for the absorption of nutrients by the human body and transports the nutrients absorbed by the stomach and intestines to the whole body through the lungs and heart fluid; The lungs, the five elements of gold, are responsible for the inhalation of oxygen and the excretion of carbon dioxide from the body, and send oxygen-rich blood to the heart.

The reason why these stinky and shameless old ladies exercise is to improve the flow of blood in the body and eliminate a lot of sweat to achieve the purpose of exercising and strengthening the body and mind. If you want to clean them up, the best way is to destroy one of the five elements around this square, so that one of the five elements is missing, so that the more they exercise, the worse their health will become. ”

Hey, I'll go, this old brother has been talking for a long time, and he is showing off how rich his feng shui knowledge is, how can this Nima make us shiver in the cold wind?

"Actually, as long as you are in that position, with a little manipulation, you can achieve the effect I just said." While speaking, Lao Cao pointed to the rockery not far away, and then continued: "So and so and so and so ..."(It's not that I don't write about this place, but I'm afraid that readers will learn to do something that hurts nature and reason, harms others and harms themselves, after all, the feng shui magnetic field in each place is different, I hope readers will forgive me.) To be continued on