When I came to Lao Cao's house, I got out of the car alone to call Lao Cao, leaving Wang Lili and the eighth sister in the car to wait for me to come back. When I came back with Lao Cao, I saw Wang Lili and the eighth sister laughing and leaning back and forth, and I was surprised if these two people were nervous, so I heard the eighth sister say to the two of us: "When we were just waiting for you to come out, we saw three boys and a girl coming out of the hotel and shopping at the supermarket on the side of the road. The boys each took a pack of snacks and ate them, and the girls took a pack of cigarettes and skillfully pulled one out and lit it. I was about to sigh, but I heard your wife say lightly: "The three can't satisfy her, it's too **, I have to smoke a cigarette to relieve my boredom!"

I stepped forward and said to Wang Lili with a smile: "This society is like this, if you don't take advantage of your youth to go crazy, then I'm really sorry for the youth I spent." But what you have to remember is: sullen and funny wolf, low-key opening of the house, civilized **! ”

"Okay, don't be poor, hurry up and get down to business!" Lao Cao knew that if I was poor, it would be absolutely endless, so he pulled me into the car quickly, and Wang Lili covered her mouth and drove to tonight's destination: her home!

The car TV is on, but because of driving, I can only hear the sound and can't see the image, but Lao Cao still guessed based on the sound, "This is definitely Jiangsu Satellite TV's non-sincerity, don't disturb, as soon as you hear it, it's Meng Fei's voice." ”

"Brother Cao guessed accurately." Wang Lili replied in a low voice.

I thought about it, and then said in a summary way: "The TV programs of this year, the summary is as follows: Jiangsu Satellite TV has three treasures: Q&A, blind date, and two bald scoops; Zhejiang Satellite TV has three treasures: Maiba, Dancing, and JDB; Liaoning Satellite TV has three treasures: Benshan, Xiangai, and Xie Dajia; Anhui Satellite TV has three treasures: promotion, Hong Kong drama, and high style; Hunan Satellite TV has three treasures: He Jiong, Wang Han, and Bo Qiongyao; Shandong Satellite TV has three treasures: Lan Xiang, Tianlun Infertility, and Red Cross Fu Doll! ”

"Damn, don't you watch much TV, how do you know so clearly?" Lao Cao was completely defeated by my summary, so he asked unwillingly.

"Domestic TV stations, for smart people, just take a few glances, and it's fine." Here, I am especially grateful to my panties because they are forcing me every day.

"When are you two going to get married?" Brother Cao knew that he couldn't be poor enough for me, so he quickly shifted the topic to the two of us.

I found that Wang Lili's body trembled significantly after hearing this, so I came to the conclusion that I must answer Lao Cao's question carefully, otherwise Wang Lili's duck to her mouth may fly away.

After thinking about it carefully, I said to Wang Lili: "You marry, or don't marry; Your mother is always there, happy and sorrowful; You are left, or you are not left; Youth is always there, not coming but going; You pick, or you don't pick; There are only a few goods, not increasing but decreasing; You admit it, or you don't admit it; Aiqing always has to forget, not give up; Come into my bosom, or, let me dwell in thy heart; looked at each other, speechless; Turn off the lights and undress. ”

"What kind of marriage proposal are you, I don't bring you like this!" After listening to me, Wang Lili cursed at me angrily and funny, I smirked he, and Lao Cao was completely defeated by my innocence.

"By the way, brother, I want to ask you something?" Lao Cao patted me on the shoulder from the back seat of the car and whispered.

"Say, the little brother must know everything, and he must say everything." My poor energy has come up again.

"Now on the Internet, there are always people in weishenme who call themselves bitter? I went on the Internet for a while today, and I saw a lot of posts saying how hard I was forced, what does this mean? Brother Cao asked as if he was a little out of touch with the Internet age.

Wang Lili probably also wanted to understand the meaning of this word, so she lowered the speed of the car and waited for my answer.

Who is the little master, such a simple question, although I don't know the correct answer, but I believe that the answer I answered is definitely the most correct, so I thought about it for a while and replied: "As a man, only if you can endure hardship, will you have to force that, this is the meaning of hardship!" ”

"Oh!" Brother Cao couldn't stop nodding, as if he was very satisfied with my explanation, but Wang Lili couldn't help but laugh.

Anyway, I've started to have no lower limit for undisciplined exercises, so I might as well let the storm come more violently. Looking at Brother Cao's appearance of understanding or not, I continued: "Actually, the word bitterness comes from the English word b.itch, which means bitch, but breaking down this word, itch means itch, add a B, it is a bitch." If you think about it carefully, is it similar to this word? ”

This time, even Lao Cao couldn't help it, and began to hahadaxiao, "Brother, you really have you, you can even say a word, brother, I'm convinced." ”

Seeing that these two people were laughing very hilariously, I continued to pretend and said: "Do you know the *** adulterer in Chinese history? ”

"I know Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing." Brother Cao's knowledge is limited to "Golden Vase Plum".

I looked at Wang Lili, and I looked at this little girl for a long time before I spoke: "Wouldn't it be Weiyangsheng and his wife?" "Okay, this Nizi worked hard and added a "Jade**".

After I shook my head, I seriously corrected the mistakes of these two people, "Listen up, the *** adulterer in Chinese history, they are: hoeing the day of the afternoon, hematopoietic stem cells, Qingming Shanghe diagram, compound grass coral, square difference formula, squad leader and school committee, I don't understand at all, bend the bow and shoot the eagle, the legend of the fairy sword and wonder, the dynasty dry red wine, Chongyang plug dogwood, the Yellow River flows into the sea, dance to figure out the shadow, the egret on the blue sky, the pear blossom presses the begonia, and the winding path leads to the secluded place. ”

Before the two of them finished laughing, a music that I was very familiar with came from the car TV, and I asked the two people in the car exaggeratedly: "The name of this song is She'sOnlyHappyInTheSun, guess what the name of the song is?" ”

"I can't, I studied Russian when I was in school, if I didn't have nothing to do and watch American dramas or something, I guess I wouldn't even be able to read ABCD." Brother Cao was afraid that I would use the title of the song to play him, so he quickly left himself out.

On the contrary, Wang Lili rolled her eyes for a long time, and then replied excitedly: "I guessed!" ”

After attracting all of our attention, the Nizite said proudly, "I'm not just happy when I'm sunny! ”

This time it's my turn to be so happy that the snot bubbles come out, girl, your English teacher died worse than Zhao Si's father, that is obviously her only happiness in the sun! However, I still like the artistic conception translated by Wang Lili, the absolute GoodGoodStudy, DayDayUp!

"Brother and sister, you have to be careful when you look for my younger brother, my brother has a lot of ideas, if you are not careful, it will be easy to fall into his trap." Brother Cao said kindly to Wang Lili.

I glared at Lao Cao resentfully, and then said to Wang Lili with a smile: "Pears are fruits but not sweet, bicycles are vehicles but not sports; A watering can is not a kettle is a tool, a kitchen knife is a weapon but not a cutlery; Panties are pants, bras are clothes, and skirts are skirts but not clothes; Ghosts are monsters, but monsters don't have to be ghosts; There is a bug called Alien Spaceship and Rocket Infinite Loop. Therefore, my conclusion is: cherish life and stay away from looking for your sister!!"

to be continued