Chapter 314: Erlian Pit
Even if the current explanation is so pale, Chen Xiaofeng has to explain.
"Misunderstanding...... Yang Ping ......," Chen Xiaofeng said weakly.
"I'm really just an ordinary friend with Luojia, and my friendship with Misaka is limited to fighting side by side, and what kind of blonde royal sister beauty are you talking about...... Please, you can believe Mr. Otomo's words, that guy is bald! How can a person who even hides his hairstyle believe it lightly? ”
Chen Xiaofeng said sincerely.
"What's more, I'm also the type that is not popular with girls, in the Celestial Empire before, except for Heminato, I haven't spoken to girls for almost ten years."
"Really?" Hearing this, Yang Ping's mood improved a little, and after staring at Chen Xiaofeng's eyes for a while, he breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll just say, how can Chen Xiaofeng be surrounded by so many girls in the middle, is it impossible for such a happy life to exist in reality." It seemed that Yang Ping was frightened for the time being, and Chen Xiaofeng quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"But...... Chen Xiaofeng, it's always true that you know that girl, right? "Girls? Which girl? Is it so hard that you're talking about the female version of me? Chen Xiaofeng sweated wildly.
"That...... I know ...... I know" "Then introduce it to me!" ”
"Huh?!" Introduce your female version to your friends? This is something that only perverts do, right? Moreover, the reason why Yang Ping said this is obvious, it seems that he called "Chen Xiaoxiao".
Chen Xiaofeng is not "base", and such a thing naturally can't be done.
"Why, don't you want to? Sure enough, I shouldn't have believed you lightly! Yang Ping's tone rose again, and the number of onlookers once again showed signs of increasing.
"Good, good! I know, I'll talk to her the next time we meet. ”
Anyway, as long as he doesn't become a girl anymore, Yangping will never have the chance to see himself like that.
"Hmmm! Then such a happy decision! Yang Ping changed his previous lifeless appearance, but gave Chen Xiaofeng a thumbs up very vigorously, "Then, I'll wait for your good news!" ”
As if having accomplished his purpose, Yang Ping happily ran in the other direction of the street.
The way home doesn't pass by this side, and Yohei Haruhara, who is still normal at school during the day, why did he suddenly appear here in that manner? And in the end, there was always a feeling of "relief" in the back of his departure......
Chen Xiaofeng began to understand that he had been cheated.
"Tsk! Damn Yangping! ”
Sure enough, it was curiosity that killed the cat, and Chen Xiaofeng paid a heavy price for his sentence "What's wrong...... However, "Chen Xiaoxiao" will not appear anyway, so it will make Yangping happy in vain, who thinks he has succeeded.
The road is one foot high, and Chen Xiaofeng is still very satisfied with the current result.
"Oops!"
Feeling the danger of cold falling with a hot dog in his hand, Chen Xiaofeng began to speed up his pace.
Chen Xiaofeng walked, as if he felt that he was being followed, and turned his head to look behind him.
Sure enough, he was followed by a very strange person.
Wearing an ill-fitting white coat, with a peaked cap, and a night vision goggles hanging around his neck, because the white coat is very large, the peaked cap is also very low, so he doesn't even know whether the other party is a man or a woman.
Chen Xiaofeng's height is not very high, only about 1.75 meters, but that guy's height is only near Chen Xiaofeng's stomach.
I think it's a ten-year-old child, right?
At the moment, the strange man seemed to be whispering something to himself......
"That...... Is there something wrong? Chen Xiaofeng, who was in a bad mood by Yangping, asked in an unfriendly tone.
"Huh? Did you finally find me? But is it because it's been overlooked, or is it because the level of tracking is too good? But being ignored to this point has a refreshing feeling...... But if it's ignored, why is the pace so natural? Could it be that this guy is not only a pervert, but also a guy with a little head? Misaka tilted Misaka's head in thought. ”
Chen Xiaofeng can guarantee that he definitely doesn't know this guy...... But even so, he was called a pervert.
But fortunately, because of Aini, Chen Xiaofeng's immunity to the word "pervert" is now quite high.
"Boredom ......"
The reason why you call me "perverted" is probably because of Yangping's yelling before, right? Chen Xiaofeng thought unhappily, sure enough, this guy Yangping is really too bastard, and now even a child about ten years old knows my name!
The next time we meet, be sure to teach him a good lesson. Chen Xiaofeng had secretly made up his mind at this moment.
"Huh? I must have seen Misaka just now, right? But why keep distancing? Still haven't seen it? Or is it that Misaka is a ghost? Hey, Misaka is here! Misaka Misaka constantly emphasizes his own existence, but is still ignored. ”
Chen Xiaofeng swung his stiff neck from side to side, and walked slowly in the direction of his house, and the guy who was left aside looked a little overwhelmed and said, "That pervert!" Misaka Misaka is here - is this pervert completely using Misaka as air? Misaka Misaka tilts Misaka's head slightly in a way that matches Misaka's style...... Well? Wait a minute, how many Misaka did Misaka just say? Misaka's head was once again in chaos. ”
Huh? This guy's surname is so familiar.
"Hey, you said your name was Misaka?"
Chen Xiaofeng stopped suddenly. The guy who claimed to be Misaka seemed pleased.
"En,This pervert finally admits the existence of Misaka,Misaka Misaka's pride arises spontaneously,It seems that the sentence 'I think, therefore I am' is completely unreasonable,In addition to their own subjective consciousness,The objective perspective of outsiders can more fully admit their own self-meaning...... Misaka uses completely unreasonable language to completely deny the full meaning of 'I think, therefore I am'. ”
This little guy is so long-winded! First Yangping, then this little guy...... Chen Xiaofeng's patience gradually collapsed.
"Alright, don't talk, now take off your cap and let me see your face!"
"Wait a minute! Isn't it too exciting and chaotic to ask the opposite sex to do wide clothes and untie them on the street? Misaka Misaka confirms again, are you serious?"
Staring - "Wow! Didn't even speak! I see...... Please, don't pull my hat! ”