Chapter 313: After School and Yangping
The tagline for this dim sum house is: "Erection deliciousness."
Such a large promotional poster hangs outside the dim sum house, and the poster depicts a large hot dog, sandwiched between wheat-colored bread and green lettuce, with the inside of the Thousand Island sauce and ketchup, giving people a rather appetizing feeling - the activity price is 30 yuan per piece.
After the winter vacation, on the way to school on the first day of school, Chen Xiaofeng, who was greedy, stopped in front of this dim sum shop, and after discussing it with the wallet in his pocket, Chen Xiaofeng decided to buy one and try it.
After listening to the clerk say "Ling, erect deliciousness" and receiving the hot dog that matched the poster, Chen Xiaofeng walked out of the dim sum house and set out on the way home.
However, at this moment, Chen Xiaofeng suddenly thought that if he went home like this, then the little Lori named Zuo-ai Ni would definitely not give up.
Chen Xiaofeng's mind couldn't help but think of Aini, who had been dominating the TV set since he came to their house and learning various dialogues in the TV series at the right time.
Of course, if that guy is just an ordinary little Lori, then Chen Xiaofeng has the confidence to be able to manage her obediently, but the problem is that this Lori named Zuo-ai Ni is still the king of the underworld, and she is not very good in front of others, but when she arrives in front of Chen Xiaofeng, she looks like an arrogant stinky fart, if she sees the hot dog in Chen Xiaofeng's hand, then she will definitely try to share a little delicious - but it is more likely to be snatched directly.
Also, don't expect to finish the hot dog on the way home, because Aini also has her own specialty, for example, Yu has the Spirit Word, Loga has the Spirit Vision, and Aini has the Spirit Nose...... Well, this is made up by Chen Xiaofeng's own brain, and the main purpose is to show how sensitive Aini's sense of smell is.
Even if there is only a hint of taste, Aini can guess the specific ingredients.
"Hey......" attempts to dodge or resist are in vain, and all Chen Xiaofeng can do is compromise.
After saying sorry to his wallet, Chen Xiaofeng returned to the dim sum house again.
Normally, Aini is still a child, so as long as it is such a "gift", she will also scream happily. Chen Xiaofeng imagined the happy appearance of Aini raising her hands when she got the hot dog, and walked out of the dim sum house at the same time.
However, he met someone who would make Chen Xiaofeng feel embarrassed. There is no doubt that one is Haruhara Yangping, who has always been willing to rank below Chen Xiaofeng in the exam. If he could, Chen Xiaofeng really wanted to look away and pretend not to see him, but since his eyes were already met, there was no way.
"Yo...... Hello, Yangpei. ”
Chen Xiaofeng greeted him flatly, but the nature of Yang Ping didn't seem to be very high, and after glancing at Chen Xiaofeng lightly, he lowered his head again.
Such an abnormality made Chen Xiaofeng can't help but be curious, you know, under normal words, Yang Ping would definitely raise his decibels, and patted Chen Xiaofeng's shoulder in a big way - expressing his kindness in this way.
However, this kind of expression is what Chen Xiaofeng dislikes the most.
"Yangping, what's wrong with you?" Yang Ping, who was quiet, made Chen Xiaofeng involuntarily ask.
"Ah...... Chen Xiaofeng. Yang Ping raised his head and looked at Chen Xiaofeng blankly.
What's going on with such a lifeless look?! Yangping's dead fish eyes made Chen Xiaofeng a little embarrassed.
"So, that, how was the winter break?" In order to leave Yangping's sight, Chen Xiaofeng casually provoked a topic.
Chen Xiaofeng didn't know that such a topic had plunged him into an abyss......
"Winter break?" Yang Ping asked leisurely.
"Uh...... Kindness! Do you go out to play or anything like that, such as hot springs or skiing? ”
"Na...... Before that, Chen Xiaofeng, let me ask you a few questions. Yang Ping's hand was on Chen Xiaofeng's shoulder, "Chen Xiaofeng, do you have any other sisters or sisters besides Minato?" ”
"Huh? Why do you suddenly ask that? Chen Xiaofeng felt inexplicable, "However, although when he was a child, he and Minato both hoped to have another sister, but in fact this wish was not fulfilled." ”
That is, there is no ...... Right? ”
"Eun...... What's the matter, Yangping, it feels so strange for you to look like today. ”
"Nothing...... So the second question...... February 14...... That is, on Valentine's Day...... What are you doing? ”
"Huh?" Chen Xiaofeng felt an inexplicable dangerous aura, this aura was emanating from Yang Ping's body, the smell of "undesirable boy", Chen Xiaofeng secretly screamed badly, and wanted to retreat, but found that his shoulders had been firmly locked by Yang Ping.
"Na, Chen Xiaofeng...... Minato didn't seem to be at home that day...... So, who exactly are you ...... with?"
"Wait a minute! How do you know if you're not at home......"
"Well...... I wanted to come to you to go to KTV with me that day, but I met them halfway...... I heard a little girl say, 'That guy is making out with Lily right now!'" ”
Chen Xiaofeng sweated wildly, what Aini said was really dangerous.
"Originally, I didn't believe it, but guess what I found when I came to your door?"
"W-What?"
"Misaka seems to be at your house too, and there's a super cute girl ......"
That girl is Chen Xiaofeng......
"So what about ......" Seeing that Yangping exuded the aura of "undesirable boys", Chen Xiaofeng was stunned.
"So......" Yang Ping paused, as if adjusting his inner words.
Raised his head, took a deep breath, and looked at Chen Xiaofeng......
"So?! Obviously, there is a lovely Lord Luojia, a gentle little dome, and a capable sister! Aren't you satisfied?! Moreover, Mr. Otomo also said that you still have a perverted hobby like this 'uniform' at home! The other party is still a blonde royal sister-type beauty! Not only that, but there seems to be an inextricable relationship with the third place, and it seems to be with another beauty? Teenage girls live together! Chen Xiaofeng! Do you know that you are very enviable! Hopelessly envious...... I seriously suspect that you are playing this and that kind of adult game at home with all the girls, and you are worrying about what to play...... Ahh Why are your troubles so extravagant! ”
As if venting the dissatisfaction and jealousy in his heart, Yang Ping shouted hysterically, attracting the sideways glances of many people.
Many pedestrians began to point fingers at Chen Xiaofeng......
Being misunderstood is really a very unpleasant thing.