Chapter 5: Newcomers with Gross Nerves

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β€œβ€¦β€¦ Looks like you've all remembered? Oh, rookies, welcome to an infinite space full of danger and death...... If you don't want to die ugly, I advise you to kill yourself now, otherwise it will be difficult to die easily after a while! ”。

Seeing that these newcomers were frowning and reading the information left in his mind, Wang Qiu picked up the pistol and said so threateninglyβ€”but Doraemon gave him a big roll of his eyes," ...... Come on, I've heard this kind of thing I don't know how many times, and I can't even scare a child! ”

- Hey, the incredible machine Qì cat, can the children who are mixed with you be treated as ordinary people?

Look at those big novels, how many times have these crazy elementary school students destroyed the world, saved the world, and created the world?!

Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, and he didn't dare to be cool in front of these newcomers with explosive combat effectiveness anymore - it was really unqualified!

- Okay, this is the end of the explanation task of the veteran Wang Qiu, and now it is time to enter the audience question session.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Naa! This Mr. kidnapper, well, no, it's Mr. Unlucky...... I have a question for you......"

The energetic Miss Haruhi Cool Palace jumped out first, pushed away Doraemon with a big grin, leaned in front of Wang Qiu, and asked curiously.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This young lady, I'm not a kidnapper, please don't call me unlucky, I have a name! My name is Wang Qiu and I am Chinese. ok? ”

Wang Qiu sighed and rolled his eyes again, "...... By the way, don't you all end up with yourself and talk about your identity? I was a third-year college student and was tricked into a mobile phone ad during my summer internship. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That one...... I'll do it first! My name is Haruhi Suzumiya, a first-year student at Hokukukaku High School in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan, and I am also the head of the SOS regiment, and my credo is to make the world lively! Haruhi Suzumiya waved his little fist with a vibrant face, "...... Before entering this time and space, I was in the activity room of the SOS group, using the Internet on the computer with Yuki-chan Nagato, well, I'll let Yuki-chan talk about the rest of the matter! ”

Haruhi Suzumiya said this as he casually dragged Yuki Nagato over, and at the same time wrapped his arms around Yuki Nagato's neck very intimately, put his head on her shoulder, and rubbed Yuki Nagato's face hard, "...... Uh-huh, our family's Yuki is the smartest! ”

- Hey, Kasuga Mizumiya, are you sure you're really not a lily? Why do you seem to be busy harassing girls all day long?

Also, when did Nagato Yuki Da Moe God become something in your house?

Wang Qiu couldn't help but complain in his heart, and muttered embarrassedly.

However, in the face of Haruhi Suzumiya's intimate harassment, Yuki Nagato just calmly pushed his eyes and said calmly.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I got it, so I'll explain it next. I'm a member of the SOS regiment, Yuki Nagato, a subordinate of the head of the Haruhi Suzumiya. This afternoon, during club time, I was having a language chat with a salesperson at an online store in Tokyo, preparing to buy new electronic products, when a strange voice suddenly interjected: 'Do you want to understand the meaning of life?' Want to ...... Alive? ’

At that time, before I could answer, Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been standing behind me and reading the product leaflet, shouted excitedly: '...... Is this some kind of mystical activity? Will there be people from the future, people from other worlds, abilities and aliens to play with us? ’

Then, after a moment's hesitation, the voice replied, 'Probably there will be!' ’

So, Haruhi Suzumiya excitedly agreed, 'Then what are you waiting for?' When are we out? ’

Then, after a brief loss of consciousness, we appeared here......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That's right, that's what Nozomi-chan said. Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, looking at the others, "...... How did you get here? Also, are there people from the future, people from other worlds, people with abilities and aliens among you? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That one...... My name is Doraemon, and I'm a 22nd century family cat from the 22nd century, and I currently live in Nobi's house in Tokyo, Japan...... As for how it came about, I honestly don't remember very well......"

Doraemon rubbed his head in distress and nagged, "...... Yesterday evening, I now have another credit card maxed out, and I can't buy many of the new items I want. In a depressed mood, I simply drank a lot of Mutian liquor with the best red bean paste dorayaki that I treasured...... And then I don't remember anything, maybe I played on the computer after I got drunk, or what phone calls I answered......"

- Mu Tianli, a special narcotic for cats, comparable to spirits, cigarettes and opium. Cats eating this feels like humans smoking marijuana.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, is it my turn now? Hello everyone, my name is Shinnosuke Nohara, I am 5 years old, and I am a student in the sunflower small class of Futaba Kindergarten in Kasuga City. There are parents at home, and a puppy named Xiaobai! My favorite things to do are chocolate chip cookies and motion burgers, and my favorite things to do are fart dancing, putting my mom's panties on my head, elephant dancing, learning to laugh, shooting motion waves, and rolling around! ”

After the cat, Shinnosuke Nohara walked up with a smirk, "...... Now, let me perform a fart dance for everyone......"

Seeing that this little kid who was full of all kinds of obscene jokes had taken off his pants again, Wang Qiu, who felt that his head was as big as a fight, had no choice but to speak: "...... Ahem! You can wait for the dancing thing to talk about, Xiaoxin, you can tell me how you entered this world first! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ How did it come about? Oh, I remembered, there was a beautiful big sister in strange clothes who gave me a flyer at the gate of Futaba Kindergarten, saying that as long as I promised to participate in an event, there would be a dynamic new collector's edition doll as a gift, No, this is it! ”

Shinnosuke Nohara tilted his head and thought about it, then took out a dynamic plastic doll from the crotch of his pants and showed it off proudly in front of everyone, "...... After I got the giveaway, I drew a circle on the flyer...... Then I woke up and found myself on the train...... Now, where the hell am I? Isn't it really kidnapped? Our family still has 30 years of mortgage to pay, and we can't pay the ransom ......"

- Regarding his last messy stupid words, Wang Qiu sensibly did not comment.

Hey, even the traditional way of a salesman has been made...... The main god's methods of pulling the strong Ding are really full of tricks......

Wang Qiu sighed, then turned his gaze to the remaining two "ordinary people...... At least it looks like a relatively ordinary person.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Ah, my surname is Zheng and my name is Zheng Shuang. Working for a foreign trade company in the Hong Kong SAR. Then when I was at work, I accidentally popped up an inexplicable dialog box in the computer, and at first I thought it was an online game of "Infinite Horror", but who knew that I clicked yes with the mouse and came in. ”

The little white-collar worker who had just asked for signatures from Doraemon, Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, and Shinnosuke Nohara one by one, turned out of nowhere with a box, and said to Wang Qiu, "...... By the way, aren't you really called Zhang Jie, and you're not some kind of half-guide who is not dead or alive? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ You've probably watched too much of "Infinite Horror"! Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...... By the way, what's the box you've got in your hand? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The lockbox containing the T virus and antibodies, which I dug out of the secret compartment of the carriage, is an artifact that saves life and points in Resident Evil, and also gives me 500 bonus points! Zheng Shuang replied with a grin, looking very arrogant, "...... It's a pity that there is no password to open the box, but we have experts here...... Nagato-san, can you do me a favor? He casually shoved the lockbox into Yuki Nagato's hand.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes, the information operation has started, and the password query is ...... The password has been obtained, now it is ...... out of the box"

With a simple operation by Yuki Nagato, the lockbox was quickly opened, revealing a row of sealed test tubes containing T virus and antibodies. Zheng Shuang took a closer look at them, and after obtaining Wang Qiu's consent, he distributed them one by one to everyone and asked them to carry them with them, just in case.

Of course, as a non-living organism, Mr. Kita doesn't have to waste more potions - Yuki Nagato is barely an organic life.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That one...... I don't understand what you're talking about, but I'd like to introduce myself! My name is Han Leilei, a native of Northeast China, and I work as an editor in a small publishing house in the county, and then when I was playing games on my mobile phone on a business trip, I accidentally clicked on a dialog box, and I came in......"

The fashionable young woman didn't seem to have seen "Infinite Terror", but she introduced herself anyway, and then asked a classic question, "...... By the way, do we now only have consciousness into this illusory world, as described in some online game novels, as soon as we complete the game, or die in the game, the consciousness will return to the body? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ In my personal opinion, this should not be the case. Because in these spaces, we also feel pain, we can get hurt, we will die, so we probably entered this world with our bodies and spirits, and we were forced to play such a game of risking our lives...... Of course, due to the lack of actual evidence, I dare not assert that your idea must be wrong......"

Wang Qiu scratched his head, conjured a bayonet and came to Han Leilei's side, pressed Han Leilei's shoulder with a cautious face, and said, "...... In this case, this editor, I am here to represent the party, the country, and the people, please allow me to stab you in the heart and confirm that your guess is correct! If it's really that easy to get rid of infinite space, delete the number and exit, we'll all be grateful to you! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Stop it! People don't want your thanks! Looking at the sharp bayonet, Han Leilei was immediately stunned.

But Liang Gong Haruhi was excited, jumped over, grabbed Wang Qiu's shoulder and shook it, "...... Oooh! How did you conjure this knife? You didn't have anything in your hand just now! It's ability! This must be ability, right? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Alas, please don't shake it, okay, my lady Suzumiya. Wang Qiu replied with a wry smile, "...... Strictly speaking, I can indeed be said to be an ability, this is the spatial ability that I have obtained from the main god space, and I can carry an invisible storage space with me.

For example, it's similar to the storage backpack that the system gives to each player in an online game that never drops. The backpack is bound to the player's character's soul, which is equivalent to an independent storage space, which cannot be discarded, stolen, or transferred, and is absolutely safe as long as the system does not pump unless it encounters a hacker. And this storage space is invisible, invisible and intangible, it only exists in the spirit of the owner, and outsiders can't feel the storage of space. So I can always take something out or put it in......"

He stretched out his arm and waved it casually, and then he took out a canned beef, and with another wave, he took out a fire axe, and with a final swing, the two things disappeared together...... For this performance, Nohara Shinnosuke applauded when he saw it, and shouted "Oh, it turns out that this uncle is a magician!" And the cat muttered disapprovingly: "It seems to be about the same as my four-dimensional universal pocket......

As for Haruhi Suzumiya's thoughts, they have to be even more alternative, "Well, now that the ability is there." She pointed at Wang Qiu, "Then there will be people in the future!" She pointed at Doraemon again, "...... There are only aliens and people from other worlds left, when will they appear in front of me? ”

…… Wang Qiu suddenly heard a lot of confusion in his heart - that, Miss Haruhi Suzumiya, there is an alien with red roots (Yuki Nagato) who seems to be by your side all along...... Moreover, for you, it seems that the characters in the movie should all be considered from another world!

Of course, in Wang Qiu's eyes, Miss Haruhi Suzumiya is also from another worldβ€”a god from the two-dimensional world!