Chapter 4, the opening remarks of chickens flying and dogs jumping
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ββ¦β¦ Hehe, this time it's the first part of Resident Evil, rookies, your luck is really good, the first time you came in, you encountered such a relaxing horror movie, even if you die, you will die easily. β
The cold, mocking voice was mixed with malicious mockery, as sharp and piercing as a sharp weapon scraping through glass.
In the enclosed space of the subway train car, it is even more irritating......
Although he was hit hard by the appearance of this group of strange newcomers, when they woke up, Wang Qiu still subconsciously gave them a dismount according to the original plan - I saw him with a solemn face and pretending to be fierce, while shaking the "Desert Eagle" in his hand like a threat, and his cold eyes swept over the newcomers who were still in a state of dazedness, as if he was looking at a bunch of dead people.
-- Based on past experience, this pretentious posture should allow the newcomers, who are still a little ignorant, to settle down for a while.
Unfortunately, most of the newcomers sent by the Lord God this time cannot be measured by common sense.
Four of them are veterans of traveling through other worlds, and can even do "saving the world" as a hobby.
ββ¦β¦ Dorayaki! Where's my treasured collection of red bean paste dorayaki? β¦β¦ Huh? Where is this? Could it be that Nobi's stinky boy secretly used my random door? Or did I sleepwalk after getting drunk and take a space-time machine to another world for a ride? β
- Mr. Doraemon, who was round, first touched the floor a few times in a daze, and then touched his big bald head in confusion, and muttered that he didn't seem to think of traveling to another world as a big deal at all.
ββ¦β¦ Hey, that guy over there, what the hell is this whole show! Be careful, I'll sue you for kidnapping a high school girl! β
- This is the arrogant declaration of His Royal Highness the goddess Haruhi Suzumiya, the head of the SOS regiment who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and God blocks and kills gods and Buddhas.
ββ¦β¦ Start your search now...... All the original links have been disconnected, and the call information integration mind body has not responded for the time being...... It was judged to be an accidental space-time jump and entered a parallel world......"
-- This is the eternal rational and calm information integration of the mind body to the organic life form contact with the humanoid port, referred to as the humanoid terminal of the SOS regiment No. 2 person, Minister of Literature and Art, the famous three-no girl Nagato Yuki Daimoe God His Excellency.
ββ¦β¦ Where am I? Are you going to kidnap me? Our family still has 30 years of mortgage to pay, and we don't have the money to pay the ransom...... Eh hey hey! This beautiful big sister! My name is Shinnosuke Nohara, I am 5 years old, unmarried, and my big sister can call me Shin-chan. Also, Do you like green peppers? β
--Shinnosuke Nohara was only confused and frightened for a moment, and then he was caught by the fashionable young woman with big breasts, and then slowly swayed to her side in a strange tone, and at the same time laughed evilly, "...... Pretty big sister! I'm telling you a secret! I want you to take a look at the big ~~elephant ~~~ inside my panties~~~" As he spoke, he took off his shorts and lifted his clothes......
ββAlthough they speak Japanese, when it reaches Wang Qiu's ears, it is automatically translated into standard Chinese, and this automatic universal translation system is also one of the basic benefits of infinite space, so no matter what country the film travels to, there will be no language barrier.
Then, under the influence of these abnormal people, there were two newcomers who seemed to be relatively ordinary, and they didn't care about Wang Qiu's words at all.
ββ¦β¦ Yikes!! Whose child is this? If you don't learn well at such a young age, you play hooligan to others...... Huh? Wait, it's actually Crayon Xiaoxin? And the one over there...... Could it be Doraemon? The fashionable young woman who was sexually harassed by Xiaoxin widened her eyes and screamed in disbelief.
ββ¦β¦ Oh my God, it's really Doraemon! Doraemon! I've adored you since I was a kid! Please sign me here, okay? β
And the remaining sissy male white-collar worker took out a ballpoint pen and a small notebook with a fanatical face, and respectfully handed them to Doraemon.
- All in all, Wang Qiuxian, no matter who the six newcomers were, didn't take himself as a veteran in his eyes at all, and he couldn't help but hang up the black lines on his head for a while, and he only felt that the blue tendons on his forehead were jumping......
So, in a fit of rage, he actually raised the Desert Eagle and shot it at the roof of the car, "...... Be honest with me! Listen to people in silence! Do you know how to be polite......"
Before Wang Qiu's words were finished, he couldn't say any more--because, Doraemon took out a toy-like cannon barrel from his pocket, put it on his spherical palm, and aimed the muzzle of the cannon at Wang Qiu's chest, "...... Mr. kidnapper, can you now ask me a question, will you answer? β
- Although this thing looks like a crappy child's handmade toy, Wang Qiu, who has watched a lot of Doraemon anime since he was a child, clearly knows that this is actually one of Doraemon's commonly used offensive props, the "air cannon"! It's powerful enough to shoot down a spaceship!
In fact, don't look at Doraemon, this thing seems to be very honest and easy to fiddle with, once the killing ring starts, it is definitely much more ruthless than any demon king!
ββIt was only at this time that Wang Qiu really realized how incredible the newcomer he met this time was......
Therefore, Wang Qiu, who was scared into a cold sweat, immediately dropped the Desert Eagle with a wry smile, and at the same time raised his hands high: "...... Ladies and gentlemen! Please calm down! Don't be nervous, I'm not a kidnapper! I really don't have any ill intentions, I'm just an unlucky guy who has been fooled by fate like you......"
ββ¦β¦ So, can you ask this unlucky gentleman to explain exactly where this is and what the hell is going on? β
Doraemon still didn't put down the air cannon, but asked calmly, as if he had long been accustomed to things like this - well, this cat-type machine seems to have been kidnapped and imprisoned by someone I don't know how many times, but he hasn't been scrapped yet......
ββ¦β¦ Actually, I don't need to answer this, and you may not believe me if I say it......" Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders and smiled bitterly, "...... The person behind the scene must have entered a message into your memory, and you can recall it if you think about it......"
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Life and death, battle and killing, cunning and cunning, trust and betrayal, friendship and love......
This is infinite space, a cruel game like the Colosseum in ancient Rome, and it is no longer clear who made this game, whether it is gods, demons, aliens or future humans.
In short, the chosen one will become a member of the game, or will now be a part of the game.
-- Specifically, even if you put an ambiguous and obscure choice in front of those who feel confused in the modern city. When they choose this brutal game in confusion, they are sent to various films, anime, and real-history time and space settings.
Then, like the gladiators in the gladiatorial arena of ancient Rome, they will fight desperately to survive.
These planes seem to be based on various stories, movies, games, anime, and history books in the real world, and the space is strange and endlessβnot only those stories that can stimulate people's fear, mania, excitement, shock, and grief will be selected, but even "warm stories" such as love, comedy, and literature will also appear, although Wang Qiu has not encountered them yet...... The "main god" in the infinite space seems to not only test the individual combat effectiveness of these people, but also experience the communication ability and cooperation ability of these people......
-- Of course, even such a "heartwarming story" is a step-by-step crisis for those who are unfortunate enough to step into it.
Then, these guys who are suddenly thrown into another world must try their best to dig their own body and intelligence, and fight for the most basic survival!
Among them, the vast majority of mediocre people will soon die in the endless cruel trials; A very small number of lucky people will open the "genetic lock" in battles and trials and become the so-called "golden humans" or "new humans".
Although the mortality rate of newcomers is extremely high, every time the "main god" enters the film, new members will be transferred in to fill in the newcomers who died in the previous world, so that the total number of people in the team is always between seven and twenty, and the more people, the more difficult.
Of course, in order to give the participants a glimmer of hope, rather than giving up on themselves, the Lord God also provides a theoretical exit mechanism - for each completed mission, that is, the person who is still alive after going through a scene, will receive a thousand reward points. Accumulate 50,000 reward points to return to reality......