Chapter 19: Wendou Guides the Way
Longfu is an early tomb, probably a product of the Tuoba Xianbei period, perhaps probably, determining the specific age is a very painful and irritating matter. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In short, in that era, in this deserted place, a girl of the last generation was married, this girl was a princess of the Han Dynasty, maybe a maid of a princess, in short, she was very beautiful, so she was arranged for this common political marriage.
This girl is called Furong, Princess Furong, she followed the dowry and came to this deserted grassland together, she was very worried in her heart, thinking that she would marry a prehistoric animal full of hair, in fact, Murong Mu is still very handsome, with white skin, high nose bridge, and a big eye with double eyelids, and another single eyelid.
This unknown marriage is very happy, Princess Furong followed Murong Mu to appear on various ceremonial occasions, and they always snuggled together intimately. Murong Mu once said, my sun shines for her, my love for her is unique, no one can compare with her, she is the most beautiful woman in the world, when she came to me, she had already stolen my heart.
This story about the Dragon Mansion was told by Lin Yuxuan, Qingqing's eyes were shining with stars, and he couldn't wait to become Princess Furong and marry Murong Mu, a handsome, romantic, and powerful king.
When the fat man heard this, he couldn't help but complain: "The stories in fairy tales are all lies." ”
"Yes!" Momo continued: "In fact, Murong Mu is not that handsome. It's a little more handsome than my family. ”
Wu Ming didn't want to listen to this, saying that Murong Mu could be handsome, saying that he was handsome like Stephen Chow, that he was handsome like Song Joong Ki, that he was handsome like the ghost Liu Oba, that it was all right. Why do you want to compare it with reality, if Song Joong Ki is a little more handsome than you, are you willing to listen? Willing!!! Well, Murong Mu is a little more handsome than Wu Ming.
Life cannot be eternal, Princess Furong wants to keep her youth and live forever, she has an affair with the shaman of the tribe, trying to use Murong Mu's blood to make the elixir of immortality.
It's a pity that at the last moment, Murong Mu's other wives saved Murong Mu, and Princess Furong passed away. This story turned too fast, so fast that it was too fast to catch off guard, leaving Wu Ming and the fat man dumbfounded.
Lin Yuxuan asked the fat man: "Didn't you say that the stories in fairy tales are all lies?" ”
The fat man blushed and his neck was thick, it was not that he couldn't answer, the fat man's defense ability was first-class, and he once had a nickname, called Gold Medal Legal Tang. His knowledge gushes like the Yangtze River and the Yellow River.
Wu Ming knew the embarrassment of the fat man and was shy. Can't delve into this issue, you have to let them develop naturally, Wu Ming changed the topic and asked: "Leng Goudan and Qingqing also came, why didn't you see them." ”
"Hide in the car and make a child. Sister Qingqing said that she was dedicating herself to her work. ”
Momo replied, learning makeup, just like a teenage girl who secretly smeared her mother's makeup on her face, painting herself thrillingly.
Only then did everyone notice that Tang Pang couldn't help but say: "Momo, you are originally fresh and refined, out of the mud and not stained, don't let the things in this world dirty your face." ”
"Fatty, what do you mean?"
The fat man glanced at Wu Ming, expecting Wu Ming to explain, it was too ugly, but this sentence couldn't be said, Wu Ming was a monkey, he didn't say it, and said to the fat man: "That's it, if you meet a ghost for a while, you can faint a few without fighting." ”
"Is it that amazing?"
"Almost!"
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Waiting for Leng Goudan and Qingqing to come out, the group prepared to officially enter the mountain. Having money means having good psychological quality, and neither of them explained the blushing thing of making a child, as if they were wearing a mask, and their faces were expressionless.
Baitou Mountain is not Changbai Mountain, it is somewhere in the Great Xing'an Mountains, and the tentacles of human beings have not yet reached here, so it is quite original here.
The light was lacking, and it was gloomy, but the forest was luxuriant, and the trees were thick and towering, and the dense bushes were interspersed with them, and there was no place for the pins, and moss, which clinged to the surface like a trap, and stepped on a hole, and the dark river below flowed gurgling.
Lin Yuxuan, as the leader, has been taking everyone around, and he is really embarrassed, and he is dizzy when he looks at it.
"Sister, what are you doing?"
"Find a guide."
As he was talking, a guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks came, and this guy ran over in a panic, and said embarrassedly: "Teach a few foxes the three-character scripture, but they are not yet human, and their heads are stupid, so they have been delayed for some time." ”
Lin Yuxuan had already explored the number of roads, and thought to himself: The black cat sheriff and the gourd baby are very skilled, and if they sacrifice one casually, it is estimated that they will be able to pass the level of guiding ghosts.
When he was pondering, the guide ghost had already asked: "Wendou or Wudou?" ”
"How do you fight? How to fight in martial arts? ”
Wu Ming asked, Lin Yuxuan stopped talking, thinking in his heart, Wu Ming's sacrifice is good, in case he goes in and encounters any disaster, he will still need these two martial arts masters.
"Wendou is very simple, take turns to ask questions, and if you can't answer first, you will lose! Martial arts is simpler, just defeat me. ”
Wu Ming glanced back, Momo was still obsessively making his own makeup, and he became a ghost again. There was no lightning, and the handsome monk still had a lollipop in his mouth. Leng Goudan and Qingqing don't think about it, they are highly educated, but the topic of the guide ghost is not a real question. Those two crooked melons and cracked dates, I don't know if it will work, I'm not sure. Lin Yuxuan, this girl looks very thoughtful, if it were someone else, Wu Ming would be the first to yin her, but Lin Yuxuan can't, the fat man's beloved.
Hey, I can't help it, fat man, I've sacrificed you......
"Fatty, did you tie the knot?"
"Brought it."
"Good!"
Wu Ming shouted happily, and then said loudly: "You are a guest from afar, and the guest does not suppress the master, how do you want to choose?" ”
The sharp-beaked monkey gilled guide ghost, listened to Zhile, and said with a smile: "I am full of talent, and almost every tomb robber chooses martial arts, since you let me choose, I am not polite, choose Wendou." ”
As soon as the guide said this, the fat man had already put on his bow tie, and the fat body was straight. Then, he said solemnly: "Please!" ”
Wu Ming also said: "Long time no see, gold medal legal Tang!" ”
The guide ghost was not polite, staring at Tang Fat, his eyes flickered with murderous aura, and suddenly said: "There is a farm, the number of chickens is 4 times that of ducks, ducks are 9 fewer than pigs, and the sum of ducks and pigs is 67, may I ask how many feet are there in the animals of the whole farm?" ”
As soon as this question was asked, the people on Wu Ming's side frowned, it turned out to be a question of this difficulty.
"442" the fat man replied without thinking, and immediately asked rhetorically: "A confectioner received three opaque boxes, one containing mints, one containing fennel gum, and the other containing a mixture of these two sugars. The boxes are labeled "Mint", "Fennel", and "Blend". But the confectioner was told that the labels on the boxes were all wrong, so how much sugar had to be taken out to determine the correct contents of the 3 boxes. ”
The guide thought for a moment, smiled and said, "1!" ”
"All the boxes are mislabeled", so just take one out of the box labeled "Mix" because it can't be mixed. If it's mints, then the box is mint, then the box with the label "fennel" is mixed, and the box labeled "mixed" is fennel.
The first round was quite equal, and it was obviously a civil fight, and everyone was nervous and couldn't breathe. Tang Fat and the guide ghost are like this, you have stood back and forth for more than a dozen rounds.
"Pull a page from a newspaper and find that pages eight and twenty-one are on the same sheet of paper, and ask, how many pages are there in this newspaper?"
A few people were stunned when they came up, at first, Leng Goudan and Qingqing were still thinking that if it was such a problem, they could deal with it by themselves, but the two of them answered the questions and asked questions without hesitation, and after a while, Leng Goudan didn't follow it, and after a while, Qingqing also sighed.
When it came to this question, everyone stared dryly, and their hearts sprung up, so annoying! It doesn't matter who wins or loses, let's get it done.
"The newspaper has a total of 28 pages."
After answering this question, the fat man hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "What is my name?" ”
The guide was stunned when he heard this, and said loudly, "It's not fair, you don't know my name." ”
"I don't know, but I asked first, according to the rules, as long as you can't answer the question I asked, I win."
The grimace of the guide ghost, which was originally a bad face, is now even more of a mess, and after a while, he finally said helplessly: "Okay, I lost!" ”