These two people looked like peasants, and first stated that they did not look down on peasants. In the hearts of the great people, the image of the pen and the fun www.biquge.info is always so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, as soon as the character in the movie appears, no matter how high his IQ is, as long as he wears coarse cloth and has rough skin and a pair of slip-ons under his feet, then his positioning is definitely a peasant. In the same way, with a bare head, a neck thicker than the head, and a gold chain on it, this shape is definitely a local tyrant, wearing glasses, wearing a shirt, a hypocrite! The face of the national character, thick eyebrows and big eyes, the standard image of the people's police!

One of them was wearing coarse cloth clothes, like Li Chen won Kim Jong Kook in the first phase of Running Man, and with a stab, he tore off his clothes, and the muscles on his body were twisted together.

The other just wanted to tear up, but was stopped by Wu Ming.

"Okay, look at you two poor and sour, keep your clothes, save and spend money."

When the person who didn't tear his clothes heard it, he grinned stupidly, looked at it without heart, and learned that people came out to rob him.

"What do you two call them?"

"Gourd baby!" "Sheriff Black Cat!"

The one who showed his muscles just now was called a gourd baby. In addition to that face, the flesh on the body really looks like a King Kong gourd baby. This black cat sheriff is a bit unworthy of his name, grinning silly, how can he have the image of the black cat sheriff's wisdom. I don't know why he's called Sheriff Black Cat.

"It turns out that they are all seniors born in the 80s!"

After Wu Ming finished speaking, he glanced at Lin Yuxuan, and then looked at it carefully, thinking to himself, where is the advantage? What is the attraction of fat people, except for being younger, there are no advantages, it's not as good as my Momo, this has to have no chest, no legs, a standard pear-shaped body!

"Even if I'm pretty, you can't look like that!"

"Hey!" Wu Ming sighed, and then said, "Seeing that my fat man likes you, I'll tell you the truth." The dragon talisman jade you mentioned is like snot on my body, and I can't shake it off. Moreover, there is also a known function, that is, after touching it, you can't conceive a child. ”

"Who's the fat man?"

At this time, the fat man just came out, and instantly accumulated 10,000 points of damage, and went back to the small black house to retreat.

"I don't even have a boyfriend, so it doesn't matter if I can have a baby or not."

"You don't have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, don't think about it, I'm not interested in you."

"It's okay, it's a good thing that you're not interested in me, neither of us should think about it. In this way, it is still going to be robbed. ”

"Uh-huh! Gourd baby, black cat sheriff! ”

"In"

The voices of the two brothers were not at all even, like two kicks, jumping ~~~~~~ howlong ~~~~~~, and then another sound, seeing it, the atmosphere was tense, and these two fools actually made a bit of a killing environment.

"Who broke the door?"

Qingqing walked in and glanced at the door on the ground, with a layer of frost hanging on his intellectual face. After speaking, he glanced at the gourd baby and the black cat sheriff.

"Which construction company are you two for, why are you so careless in your work?"

"We're here to grab something?"

"Grab something? Why are you two going to be? ”

"Our brothers have been practicing hard in the mountains since childhood, and they are invulnerable to kung fu, even if they are bullets, we can catch them."

"Whew!"

Qingqing spat at the gourd baby's face, and the gourd baby erased it in a panic.

"I can't even dodge the spit, I still dodge bullets, what age is it, and I still practice martial arts, do you think you are the handsome men and women in the ancient armed dramas, riding horses every day, traveling all over the country, and you don't have to pay taxes? You don't have to serve the country! If you don't do anything, why should the country support you! ”

The two brothers lowered their heads and did not rush back as if they had met the elementary school teacher. Qingqing is a frequent visitor here, not an ordinary frequent visitor, coming several times a day, what air flow, feng shui in the house, formaldehyde treatment, kitchen hygiene. Didn't Leng Goudan have a master-servant contract with Wu Ming?

I have never seen such a tall servant, who comes at the end of working hours every day, and then brings a cook, a cleaner, a bodyguard, a warm bed, in short, the fat man is a very big house, when he comes, there is not even a foot in the house, and then it is surprisingly quiet, and the atmosphere is weird and creepy.

Wu Ming watched the variety show for a while, watched Xue Zhiqian pull the carriage, and shouted to the simple uncle, pump me, pump me! I couldn't help but laugh, and then looked around, the bodyguards and cooks were like robots in the Terminator, with expressionless faces. Don't laugh, I'm not even in the mood to fart.

Every time he was cold, Wu Ming had the urge to break the contract.

It stands to reason that like Leng Goudan, there should be beautiful women around, but except for Qingqing, there is not a single woman, and even the cleaning is handsome, Qingqing has achieved the ultimate in order to reduce competitors. She is not afraid that the cold dog will fall in love with a man one day.

Qingqing said a few words, and felt tired, and then took out the phone, and made a phone call to the security door factory, formaldehyde treatment company, and soundproof equipment company, Wu Ming estimated that the next security door was the last security door of the bank that seemed to separate the world in the TV, and when the door was opened, the banknotes were piled up like garbage.

At this time, Momo ran out of the house happily, ignoring everything that happened in the house, she walked to the door and shouted at the courier brother outside the door, hurry up, hurry up!

Momo bought a mobile phone that sells for kidney prices, the latest kind, which is still waterproof.

When Qingqing reprimanded the two fools, Lin Yuxuan was quite calm, as soon as Momo came out, Lin Yuxuan was nervous, according to a woman's intuition, Momo is a person who can't be provoked.

Wu Ming understood Lin Yuxuan's expression, and thought to himself, what about playing Xiong Da Xiong Er in the corner that he really can't afford to provoke, the fat man just bought a bear-infested building block for the handsome monk, and he was playing happily.

"Sister, I look at this thing, you can't grab it. I'm going to give you a piece of advice, what Dragon Mansion? Isn't it just an ancient tomb? Let's cooperate and go together, I'll take the fat man, and you take the two post-80s generations to form a group. To be honest, I've always been a fan of tomb robbery notes, although I haven't seen Lao Jiumen. ”

"Who's the fat man?"

The fat man, who had just recovered a trace of blood, was about to come out to see the lover of his dreams, and in an instant, he had 10,000 points of cumulative damage.

Lin Yuxuan didn't pay attention to the fat man, she thought about it, and started to move, Momo is a troublesome thing, I didn't expect that Wu Ming had such a master in his family, and he cooperated if he cooperated, anyway, in that place in Longfu, ordinary people would die if they went.

"Okay, let's cooperate!"

Wu Ming smiled when he heard this, pointed to the gourd baby and the black cat sheriff and said, "Go and play with the handsome monk with the building blocks." The brothers went happily.

Wu Ming shouted to Tang Fatman, and the fat man said, "Leave me alone, let me die for a while." ”

"You've died several times, and it's almost time to come back to life. Cook a meal for Lin Yuxuan, I look at my sister's face, the food is definitely not good recently! ”

As soon as the fat man heard this, a carp stood up, revived with full blood, and went straight to the kitchen.

"Sister, when are we leaving?"

"Finish eating!"

"Good!"

Wu Ming agreed, and Qingqing came over and asked Lin Yuxuan for his ID card.

"What do you want your ID for?"

"Buy a plane ticket!"

"There are no trains in that place!"

As a result, I set off after eating, which is to rob the tomb, a mighty convoy, I don't know that I thought I was going to pick up my daughter-in-law in the village over there.