Chapter 17: The Dragon Talisman Jade
After the female ghost of the Republic of China left, the two Leng family ghosts did not have a protective umbrella, they were obediently tied up, and their bones were burned, and they honestly went to the Hades Procuratorate to admit their mistakes, and it is estimated that there are also juvenile correctional centers in the underworld. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
For the villagers, this is really a big event, it is worth celebrating once, there has been no meat in the village for a long time, the villagers drove a tractor to the neighboring village to buy a few pigs, looking at a few pigs, Wu Ming couldn't help but think of the old Wang who sold meat skewers, for fear that these pigs that were killed, the next moment became someone he was familiar with.
However, this celebration scene is really like the scene after the One Piece War, where everyone eats and drinks and celebrates with the sky. It's a pity that people are not characters in anime, and when he left the next day, Wu Ming's uncomfortable face turned green because of a hangover, which was no different from a ghost.
Sitting on the leather seat of the luxury car, Wu Ming curled up comfortably in a corner, squinting his eyes. There was a pothole on the road, and the driving Qingqing didn't pay attention, and the car jumped. Wu Ming jumped up with a sigh, feeling that something was touching his ass and touching it under his buttocks. Cold sweat is like a waterfall, flying down three thousand feet, Qingqing suffocated with one foot on the brakes, everyone looked at Wu Ming in horror, Wu Ming had already taken out the stone of the buttocks, it was the butterfly white jade, the incomprehensible shape on it, looking eerie and terrifying.
This thing is refreshing, what a hangover, I threw off several streets at once, and now I am in good spirits, and my hair is about to stand on end. Wu Ming rolled down the window of the car and threw the butterfly white jade out.
"Fasten your seatbelts, I'm going to go full speed."
Qingqing shouted, and then stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, the luxury car was the same as Mao, speeding on the national highway, everyone looked solemn, only the handsome monk shouted to eat lollipops. The fat man is holding a handful of lollipops, and his knuckles are white.
After a while, Wu Ming's face was the same as constipation, and the fat man understood Wu Ming and asked, "Here you go again?" ”
"Hmm!"
Wu Ming's hands trembled as he took out the butterfly white jade from his pocket. I threw it out just now, and it came back like magic.
"I heard that if you touch this thing, you can't give birth to a child?"
Wu Ming said worriedly.
"I can't give birth, I can't give birth, anyway, the two of us can't have children."
Momo's words sparked a frenzy of discussion, and the fat man said with concern, then you have to go to the hospital to see whose fault it is. Leng Dogan said, I want to see a doctor anyway, I don't mind if you see it together, see the best doctor. Qingqing said, why are there so many people around me who can't have children, I have psychological pressure. Leng Goudan asked Qingqing, do you have a boyfriend? Qingqing smiled and said, No, I'm taking precautions in advance, and the fat man also laughed, saying that you are worrying about the sky with no reason. The handsome monk's mouth came out again, and he said coquettishly, I want to eat lollipops. The fat man persuaded bitterly, this really can't be eaten anymore, you will get big tooth decay if you eat it, the handsome monk doesn't know what tooth decay is, the fat man thought about it, and explained, the tooth will grow a big worm, is it good to call it worm teeth? At this time, no one complained, and everyone was still discussing what to do if they couldn't have children? The handsome monk was also frightened by the fact that a big insect could grow in his teeth, and he asked for a long time, can the insect be eaten?
During the whole discussion, the danger of this butterfly white jade was automatically ignored, and everyone's attention ran to, if it wasn't for the fact that they couldn't give birth to children, they forgot an important question, counting the handsome monk, a total of six people, six single Wang, why discuss this issue? Waste of space.
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This butterfly white jade, Wu Ming kept it first, and there was no way, he couldn't throw it out, about this thing, Wu Ming thought of a variety of settings, for example, when it was a hidden weapon, it was better than a boomerang. When I see a girl, I can also be used as a magician's prop, and I am still in one place casually, and I am back. can also be used as poison, it doesn't look pleasing to the eye, give him money and let him touch it, let him cut off his children and grandchildren. This idea is really vicious, Wu Ming thought about it, and smiled beautifully, I finally thought about it from the perspective of a bad person.
The fat man came back and made a financial summary, a famous charm, with a total income of 400,000, but only before tax, Leng Godan's company had to issue invoices to report the accounts, and grandma's, so he earned 180,000 for the country for no reason.
The fat man decided to use the money to manage his finances, because he felt that Wu Ming and Momo would have to decorate and need a lot of money to buy their own house in the future.
Wu Ming didn't know anything about how to manage money, and he didn't have any problems with this matter when he handed it over to the red-capped businessman Tang. But Wu Ming called the fat man to him seriously: "Fatty, we will make money in the future, but there is a rule to remember." ”
"You say!"
"Remember, you are the fat father of the handsome monk, you are not my father, I marry my daughter-in-law to buy a house and decorate this kind of thing, don't worry about it, with my parents, I am annoyed enough, the first two days I called to ask me why I quit my job, I said to do business with you? When the call comes to you, you give me a little more burden. ”
"I think it looks like there are two rules."
"Hurry up and transform into a red-capped merchant Tang, so that your brain can be expanded!"
Wu Ming was not idle, and posted the pattern of butterfly white jade on the Internet, so that the almighty Internet expert could crack it, and most people said that the strange pattern was an oracle bone text, which means dragon. Some people also say that this may be a piece of ancient jade, estimated to be worth hundreds of millions.
Seeing this news, Wu Ming didn't sleep for several nights, and then figured out that even if this thing was worth a country, it couldn't be sold, who bought it, and before he got out of the exchange, he returned to Wu Ming's hands, and he didn't chase Wu Ming for five thousand miles of wind and moon.
But after this picture was posted, a girl came to the door, wearing a ponytail, a few pimples on her face, and a slender single eyelid, quite Asian.
As soon as the girl came in, the fat man trembled as if she had been swinging.
Wu Ming was quite surprised, was he too busy recently, and the fat man was sick. When the girl introduced herself, Wu Ming suddenly realized. The girl said, "My name is Lin Yuxuan!" ”
The fat man's dream lover, Wu Ming felt that he looked the same as Fan Bingbing, but what he didn't expect was that she was just an ordinary girl next door, and she had nothing to do with the amazing dime.
Lin Yuxuan looked at Wu Ming a little nervously, rubbed his hands and asked, "Do you really have a dragon rune jade?" ”
"What?"
"Is that the thing you posted on the Internet?"
"Oh, what a nice name!"
The fat man finally interjected a sentence, Lin Yuxuan looked at the fat man in surprise, and asked curiously, "Who is he?" When did you come in? ”
The fat man instantly takes 10,000 damage and automatically retreats.
"What is this butterfly white jade, ah no, dragon talisman jade, what is it for?"
"It's the key to the Dragon Mansion."
"What is the Dragon Mansion?"
"An ancient tomb in Baektu Mountain."
"Is Baitou Mountain Changbai Mountain?"
"You talk a lot of nonsense, for the sake of your ignorance, I'll tell you first, we robbed this thing."
Wu Ming was overjoyed when he heard this, and urged: "Okay, good, come quickly, come quickly!" At this moment, the anti-theft door at home was forced to open like a piece of paper, and the two crooked melons and cracked dates came in, although they looked ugly, but their temples were bulging, and they looked at it as a practicing family, breaking the security door empty-handed, this appearance was not bad, Wu Ming was looking forward to it.