Chapter 282: Mistaken Identity
"What's the defense against death, old bald donkey, can you do it?!" The big python reluctantly closed its small eyes, which were already small, and instantly narrowed into slits. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"So much nonsense for you! You should be acting in a bitter drama, if you don't vomit, I'll help you. Hao Jian was unexpected, and hit his snake belly with a fist, and in an instant, it hurt his snake's mouth and knocked the beetle out.
In an instant, the python's stomach became deflated. The alarm was finally lifted and Haba was rescued, but it was only a prelude to the storm. Let Hao Jian's unexpected things happen!
A stinky old man for a while, a stinky Taoist priest for a while, and an old bald donkey for a while, which makes the people who are used to eating it speculate, what kind of person is this guy wearing a mask? Is it a stinky old man, a stinky Taoist priest, or an old bald donkey? Full of curiosity!
The old demon of the Tianshan Mountain, Aite, asked: "Brother Ghost Husband, what is that guy who wears a mask and carries a handful of broken copper and iron?" Is it really an old bald donkey? ”
"I guess it's the old bald donkey!"
"You are talking nonsense, I look at him like a bone immortal, he must be a Taoist priest."
Hao Jian didn't have time to reply to them at this time, however, the old demon of Tianshan with a low IQ really regarded Hao Jian wearing a mask as the old bald donkey of her family, that is, Xuzhu. It is said that Xuzhu was still very handsome when he was young, and when he is old, he is just like this, just an old monk and an old bald donkey.
"Oh, no, don't hurt my Xuzhu!" Tianshan Tong's grandmother has become an old demon of Tianshan, and the years are really unforgiving! Tianshan Tong, who came to reform the evil and return to the right, after not sucking animal blood, is completely gone, and her youth is gone forever.
But Tianshan Tong's sincere feelings for Xuzhu are in front of people, and someone dares to hurt her Xuzhu, so angry that her two twisted braids stand up. She slammed into a computer screen, "Holy, where did this youkai come from?" How dare you imprison my void bamboo?! ”
Then I stretched out a hand directly from the computer screen and reached into the computer screen, and something strange happened! A huge withered hand actually grabbed it from the sky above Hao Jian and them, just like Wuzhi Mountain!
All the gossip viewers were about to doze off when they were bored, but they were shocked by this sudden big hand!
"Yikes! Mother, mother, mother, look, there is a big hand! The green and faint little insect Sugar Bao was licking a sugar skin, sitting in front of an LCD TV with Xiao Gu and Dongfang Yuqing, a family of three, well, collectively known as a pseudo family of three, looking at a big hand that suddenly burst out of the live broadcast room on the screen, cheered happily: "Ah! Daddy, they're amazing! Likes, I'm going to give them 33 likes! ”
The comment area was instantly swiped again!
"Mom, it must be the Buddha who is here!" Someone in the crowd screamed in surprise.
"Fool, grow your heart, do you think the Buddha would have such long nails? And it's red nails, wow, that's amazing! ”
In essence, this person is a fool, he doesn't know that in modern times, Tianshan Tong, an old immortal guy, can already wear nail polish!
"If you come, where else to run? Look at my golden hoop stick, no, it's a stick from my grandson! The Monkey King, who was eating peaches in Huaguo Mountain, admiring the crescent moon, and being surrounded by groups of monkeys and monkeys, kept holding a tablet and smashing it on the ground, smashing it around, shouting in his mouth: "Monsters, where are you running?" ”
It is said that since he successfully returned from learning from the West, he has nothing to do but sit at home and play with his mobile phone, hold a small peach conference, hold a bonfire banquet, and play a run from time to time, brother, no, run, monkey brother, this variety show, the performance is quite exciting.
Sun Wukong has long been accustomed to this comfortable life, and he has almost forgotten what it is like to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Now I actually saw the monster again in this square thing, and now I saw his sworn enemy Rulai. He was so overjoyed that he pulled out an iron rod from his ear and pounded it against the TV screen: "If you come, I can finally take revenge today, don't you want to escape!" ”
"Mom, is this going against the sky?" Puba's eyes widened, the dog's tail stiffened, and he went into alert.
"Master, this can't be the rescuer you hired!?" It's also the first time for a unicorn to see such a big ghost hand, the key is that it comes from the sky, which is completely unexpected in their live broadcast!
"What rescuers? Do you and I have that much ability? "Hao Jian was also confused, I didn't invite him to come here, how could he come by himself? It can't be that someone wants to eat black, right!? No, how can you say that you are a black live broadcast?
"Brother, don't scare me, who are you if it's not you?" The python was not calm either, the big hand grabbed inside, and they jumped around.
"Don't panic first, everyone quickly surround up, gather with me, and I will protect you." At this time, Hao Jian calmed down a little and mobilized the power of unity. "One-Horned Armor Haba Launches Ability Defense Detection!"
However, on the other side of the screen, the old demon of Tianshan thought that he was doing some monsters and surrounded her virtual bamboo. She was even more angry and angry!
"Yes, master." The three cuties emitted three strings of lilac blue light at the big hand at the same time, and detected the big hand from 360 degrees without dead ends.
"Alarm, alarm, alarm, this is a superhuman creature, master, do you want to enter confrontation mode?"
"Okay, now let's go into confrontation mode, are you sure you can defeat her?"
"......" The three cuties haven't started yet, and suddenly a big iron rod is wrong, it should be said that it is a huge golden hoop stick, which is several times thicker than the big hand just now, falling from the sky, stirring them into a mess, the sky is spinning, and the three cuties were instantly given by the huge drainage, rolled back to the well, and fell to the ground.
This tremendous power actually opened up the barrier above the well, and their barriers!!
"Not good, this stick is so familiar, so powerful?" Hao Jian suddenly fell into deep thought, he didn't expect the enchantment to be opened at all, even if the python couldn't move, it would automatically unlock the talisman after twelve hours, so it would be difficult to control him.
"The host!! I'm sorry, but the enemy is too strong! "The three cuties fell on the well and couldn't even get up, apparently seriously injured.
At the same time, a fierce and ferocious female voice came from above them.
"Void Bamboo!! I'm here to save you, you're waiting for me! The big hand suddenly grabbed Hao Jian, intending to pull him out of the screen alive.