At this time, a monkey's big hand reached in and grabbed the other half of Hao Jian's arm, the monkey laughed wildly twice, and said: "Rulai, I didn't expect you to have today, let's do a few more tricks, do you dare?" Now I'm not afraid of you anymore, I've found a way to crack the Five Finger Mountain. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Broken monkey, get out of the way, who is Rulai? Lao Tzu is a Tianshan Tong grandmother, you are blind! "The other party obviously didn't let go, pulled more energetically, Hao Jian in the middle was miserable, both sides are huge strength, although the legendary Monkey King is more powerful, but he was pulled by two to one like this, I don't know if it's an honor or a misfortune, he won't be crushed alive, it's more cruel than the legendary five horses splitting the corpse!

"Rulai, don't lie to me, do you think that if your voice is so charming, I won't recognize you?" Monkey King was controlling the golden hoop stick, and was about to look up and give him a stick.

Hao Jian, who was caught in the middle, really couldn't stand it, he thought, what kind of false bamboo, he didn't know it at all, it must be that this Tianshan Tong must have recognized the wrong person, and he is not an old bald donkey. Slow, Tianshan Tong? Void bamboo? Hao Jian suspected that he had crossed over! Isn't this the character in the Tianlong Babu, which was very popular back then?

"My grandmother, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not your old bald donkey, oh, no, it's not your false bamboo. The poor road law is called Fahai, which is the old bald donkey of Jinshan Temple. Hao Jian thought for a moment and gave himself a name, but why is this name a little familiar?

"Really? You're not going to lie to me? You secretly drank peach blossom stuffed, didn't I just scold you? You ran away from home, worked so hard to find you, and you still don't recognize me. It really broke my heart. Actually, I don't have so many pants, as long as you tell me well, talk to me and make a coquettish with me, I'll let you drink. You said you were like that, you ran out without a penny, you didn't bring any other jars this year, you said who else would take you in, what if you were hungry? What should I do if I have no place to live and no clothes to wear when it's cold? Come back, my bamboo. I really didn't expect that the famous Tianshan Tong actually cried with a handful of snot and tears, and the people of the whole country were watching her jokes.

"Wow, this live broadcast really refreshes my worldview, it's Rulai again, and it's Monkey King again, and now even Tianshan Tong's grandmother has become a conceited and affectionate appearance, oops, did I see a fake video?"

"No, if she is really Tianshan Tong's grandmother, why are we still stunned and ask for an autograph!?"

"Grandma Tong, don't cry, I'm your Xuzhu!"

"Yes, don't cry, we are all your virtual bamboos!"

"Who? Who is my virtual bamboo? Where the hell are you? I'm waiting for you. ”

"Xuzhu, come back quickly, your grandma is calling you!"

Of course, the real Xuzhu hiding in a corner is also watching this live video with tears in his eyes.

However, no one expected that this guy who did not appear in the video and was only famous for the two words Xuzhu, that night, Xuzhu was drunk like mud, and fought a few words with Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and it was stormy at night, and he was alone to be under a big banyan tree, and was killed by thunder and lightning, and crossed in a daze, and crossed to Lingyin Temple.

Lingyin Temple, that's a great place! Xuzhu met the monk Ji Dian in Lingyin Temple, Ji Dian saw that he had a place to live and no food, and was seriously injured, so he took him back to the temple, and accepted him as an apprentice after recovering from the injury.

As a result, a little monk who was originally a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, suddenly became a little beggar with a peculiar painting style, dressed in tatters, a dirty, smelly and black tattered monk's clothes, a tattered fan, and a rotten bowl in his hand, begging all the way, walking the world.

But the people along the way didn't treat him very well, and he was hungry a lot, but Jigong was super popular, and wherever he went, someone gave him chicken and wine, envy and jealousy! Occasionally, when she sleeps in the open field, she is hungry, cold and freezing, and the little beggar Xuzhu is a little homesick and misses her grandmother.

When grandma was there, she often took the initiative to find him a lot of delicious food, but at that time it was full of some chicken blood and duck meat, but as a little monk, he couldn't break the vows! But once he was forced by his grandmother to eat blood and kill, he broke his vows, and in order to survive, he didn't care.

At this time, he was being punished by the master for making some small mistakes, and he was punished for not giving him food tonight, and he stood alone by the lake, throwing pebbles into it from time to time. The originally calm and rippleless lake suddenly made waves, and then there were small waves in circles, and then there was a live broadcast inside, this is actually a high-tech artificial intelligence lake!

"Grandma, you wait for me, I'm back, I'm looking for you." Seeing his grandmother calling him, seeing that his grandmother was a lot haggard, and hearing his grandmother say those things that he never said to him in his heart, he immediately untied the knot in his heart, and felt sorry, his grandmother, he wanted to save his grandmother, and then jumped without saying a word, threw himself into the lake and committed suicide, and actually wore it back again.

"Tianshan Tong, grandma, alas, you really found the wrong person, my real name is Fahai, and I am the Fahai master of Jinshan Temple. I specialize in collecting demons for a living, this is my golden bowl, you can take a look. Hao Jian took the opportunity to take out the tattered jar that Wu Laojiu left for him. Master, master, don't blame the apprentice for being disrespectful, I also had to say that I was the stinky monk of Fahai.

"Little monk, do you have a lie? You say you're not a void, do you dare to swear? You dare to swear that you didn't tell a single lie? Tianshan Tong hesitated, should she let go or not let go? You can't just hang him in the air, can you?!

"This, I didn't tell a lie, otherwise the sky will fight" Hao Jian hadn't finished the words "Five thunders hit the top, in essence, he didn't dare to say it, every sentence he said was a lie, if he was really hit by five thunders, it wouldn't be fun.

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave believed that she was not the Rulai he was looking for. In his eyes, even if he comes down to the world to experience calamities, even if he is depressed and poor, it is impossible to be so disrespectful of his old face, crying and crying in front of so many people, what kind of system has he become.

"Lao Tzu believes your nonsense, and there are ghosts." The Monkey King threw his sleeves angrily and took the lead in letting go of Hao Jian, Hao Jian fell heavily to the ground, however, Tianshan Tong's grandmother grabbed his hand, but still didn't let go, this guy is going to play with him, Sun Wukong's stubborn stinky monkey spared himself, she, the old witch, has been chattering, she is full of food and has nothing to do!?

"Grandma, I'm here." In real life, the real Xuzhu pulled a roast goose back.