Chapter 17: Zombies Wear Human Skins!
"Look! Look! Someone came out of Wang Fatty! Hey? He actually came out with something...... It's not easy! β
"Cut! What about bringing things? How much difference can there be from being stripped naked and then kicked out? Isn't it the first one who has been wronged?! Idiot! β
"Huh...... It's as if you Cai Lao Er can fight with that fat man...... There's a kind of heads-up now! Lao Tzu immediately opened the bank, you can think about the odds...... Don't you dare? That deflated calf not only has thick skin and a black heart, but also has a lot of experience in the use of internal strength, and also has a strange and ruthless fingering skills. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info Otherwise, the black store that specializes in tatters can be opened until now? β
"That's right, one is not inlaid with corpse crystals, and the other is not cut with fur...... Waste cloth and scrap iron, which have no fart defense and attack, even dare to say that they are ashamed to say anything about [sophisticated] level equipment, and put the entire Cangling Mountains, so that the dead fat man dares to come to this trick. β
"Don't say it, this hand is pretty good! It was not in vain that he opened early, and he went out early and returned late to wait for the newcomer at the gate of the town...... Look, this slaughter can be eaten for at least ten days and a half months! β
"Poofha...... What the old is saying, what it says is too true! Hahaha......"
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At 8:30, Shen Lian walked out of this "fashion" store, and finally looked at the "Four Horsemen" on the side, and came to the street......
As soon as I went out, there were many people on the side who made a fuss and screamed, both men and women, in terms of dressing, more or less retro and alternative, this embedded with a spade, that patched with a piece of fur...... It's like I've seen some strange demons and monsters. At this time, several stores outside have opened their doors one after another, and some bosses and employees are sitting in front of their homes with a big bowl to eat, chatting and farting by the way...... There is a feeling of small citizens in the streets before the end of the world, but the content of their conversation is not short in the parents......
All kinds of ridicule and ridicule are endless......
But what puzzled them was that the more scolding, the stronger this guy's smile became.
"What's going on? That kid was bullied and crippled by a dead fat man? Where are you playing blindly? β
"Eighty percent of them are mad...... There are no corpse crystals left that I managed to save, and I'm going crazy if I leave it alone! β
was talking lively, and suddenly a soft female voice interjected into the conversation.
"What's the matter? So noisy? The old lady is still sleeping beauty...... Hey? Who is this little brother? It looks really good, and the strip is also very good, but the clothes are a little cold, and they should be able to sell it to Jinlou at a good price......"
As soon as she answered, many people immediately grinned and followed her unscrupulously.
"Hey! That sassy fox upstairs! Also sold to the Golden Building?! When has it been since you didn't say that? The result? I sold them all to my own house......"
As soon as I heard this, many old men burst into laughter.
coaxed and said, "Sister-in-law, this can't be bearable!" "I can't bear it" and so on......
Then I listened to the female voice from before, and said in a very charming and enchanting tone:
"What? You old thing want to try it out in my house too? β
Get!
When the surrounding guys who didn't stir up trouble and itched all over their bodies, they suddenly felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they exploded with joy, and began to shout vigorously: "Try it!" β
"Try it!"
"Try it!"
"Come, we'll time you, on! See how long you can hold out under the majestic city of your sister-in-law before throwing away your armor, I'll come first, just bet, three minutes! If you lose, please eat spicy strips! β
"I'll bet two and a half minutes!"
"I'll bet on thirty seconds!!"
"Wow, this one is too ruthless in the end...... Hahaha......"
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In the midst of this noisy voice, under the gaze of several pairs of eyes, Shen Lian carried a black umbrella and carried his clothes in an incomprehensible and indifferent manner, and walked to the intersection of a narrow alley about two hundred meters away, and his speed slowed down again. The distance between the alleys was only about 120 centimeters. On the opposite side of the alley is another wide road, and there are many people on the road, coming and going. The total length is about 300 meters, the road is slender, and there are a lot of debris in the middle......
I don't know what I thought, Shen Lian habitually raised his eyebrows slightly, and began to calculate silently in his heart......
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"Fat Wang! How much did you earn today? You slut! I want to do this kind of no-capital business for the whole grandfather, how cost-effective it is......"
"Old man Hu, you can't talk nonsense...... What does it mean to have no roots? I also want money to buy ......"
"Haha, hypocrisy! What a hypocrisy! See? This slut, if you get cheap, you still sell ......"
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Listening to everyone's "crusade", Wang Fatzi stood in front of the store with a smile and a hand behind his back, looking peaceful.
However, there were still a few people who looked at Shen Lian suspiciously, if ...... If there is nothing wrong with this guy's brain, then there are only two possibilities for him to have this mental state. One is to dress up in front of them for the sake of face. Force; The second is in the transaction just now...... This guy is likely to have taken advantage of the fat man......
Just when they had this thought, they saw that the boy was about to step into the alley, suddenly stopped and raised his head:
"Boss, forgot to tell you something......"
His voice was clear, bright and resounded through the streets.
The noisy crowd fell silent for a moment, and a pair of eyes looked at his back strangely and excitedly.
This kid...... Could it be true, what kind of plane can't be done?!
That's hilarious......
"This umbrella, actually, is how it is used......"
Shen Lian suddenly pulled out the black umbrella on his shoulder, and he couldn't grasp it faintly when he was holding it with both hands, and the front end naturally hung to the ground. Then, with an unusually crisp "click" sound, I saw that the umbrella bones, which were originally tightly fastened like molten iron, were suddenly peeled off from the umbrella ridge cleanly! It was as if a sleeping goshawk suddenly opened its sharp eyes and cried, and it ...... Unfurled the wings as fierce as steel, the black feathers on it were like ink, and the iron bones were like knives!
Bang!
Black umbrella finalized!
In an instant, it completed its transformation from an inconspicuous ugly duckling to a beautiful swan, stretching its elegant and supple lines, showing every strong and powerful support! It's like a beautiful poppy, proudly blooming between heaven and earth, delicate and poisonous temptation!
Behind him, the treacherous smile on the shopkeeper's fat face suddenly disappeared without a trace!
Instead, a look of shock!
ββ¦β¦ Umbrella...... Unexpectedly, opened the ......"
He, he, he!!
How did he open it?
Why could he open it?!
For a while, countless thoughts exploded in his mind, arguing and quarrelling. After being slightly stunned, and then looking at the strange and gossipy expressions on the faces of the people around him, he immediately understood what Shen Lian meant by doing this...... But instead of being annoyed, he sneered disdainfully. I thought this guy was very smart and it was risky to have a grudge against him, but now it seems that he is still a hot-blooded idiot!
He thought that by keeping such a little distance from them, he would be safe and sound after showing off?
A low level is a low level!
Rubbish...... It's rubbish!!
However, it's a bit inappropriate for him to keep the whole thing like this, and it's troublesome to kill people in the town, so ...... Severed limbs, feed the corpse beasts!
His hands were instantly wrapped in layers of corpse qi, and the power in his palms became more and more dangerous......
He's ready to get his hands dirty......
"Qiangβ"
Suddenly, there was another strange sound of gold and stone clashing, which was exceptionally crisp in the silence, and Wang Fatzi raised his eyes and just caught a glimpse:
The kid held the handle of the umbrella tightly, rotated it from side to side, and ...... from the ridge of the umbrella He pulled out a black-and-red Tang knife.
The blade is narrow and slightly curved, and the dense black and red lines on it add to the mystery.
Exquisite! Beautiful!
"Huh...... Unexpectedly, I thought it would be a sword, but it was still a little too heavy...... Boss, then ...... Thanks for the discount! β
After speaking, he closed his umbrella in an instant, flashed his body, and disappeared into the deep alley.
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This change can be called a peak and a loop, from Wang Fatzi's reaction and Shen Lian's words just now, it is not difficult to guess the process in between.
"Oops! Lost his eyes ......"
After figuring out the joint, the crowd fell into a brief silence.
Then, one by one, they looked in the direction of Wang Fatzi with a strange smile......
Looking at the condition, it is really a ...... [sophisticated] level of equipment, and it is also a superb weapon such as Qimen weapons.
Offensive and defensive!
Its value has more than tripled within its rank!
It's a lot of fun......
"You...... Can't run! β
Wang Fatzi listened to the cold words of the people around him, and his hatred for Shen Lian increased even more, he squinted his eyes, snorted coldly, and chased after him. Under the rage, the fat body didn't seem to lag at all, and the speed was really not slow......
"Don't chase it, don't you understand?"
It was the soft female voice that spoke, coming from the direction of the second floor again, revealing a kind of laziness like a spring awakening lady.
It matches the voice very well, and her dress is also biased towards a "cheongsam", with a tall and graceful figure, with exquisite curves, like a ripe peach, full of charm.
It's just that the face is a little more ordinary.
"This alley is narrow, the alley is thin, and there is a lot of garbage in it. He is thin, there is no problem with passing, and he has calculated that the 'food street' is at the peak of dining at this time, and the flow of people is continuous, even if you pass, what can you do? If you have this time, it is better to communicate with Jinyiwei and ask them to leave some interest. Newcomer, he doesn't have so much thought, he will always go to apply for a card......"
Wang Fatzi turned a deaf ear, ran to the mouth of the alley in a hurry, and looked closely, and sure enough, he saw that Shen Lian had already crossed most of the road and was approaching the end of the alley......
His lungs were about to explode, and he should have recklessly broken this kid's body into pieces!
Seeing this, the woman rolled her eyes and scolded without concealing it:
"Idiot!"
Wang Fatzi glanced at her, but did not take it seriously, after pondering, he operated on a large piece of watch in his hand for a while, and then said to the watch:
"Brother, it's up to you this time."
"Wait for my good news."
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Finally getting out of the wolf's den, Shen Lian breathed a sigh of relief, and in order to be safe, he even crossed two more avenues, including the "food street", to avoid possible eyeliner, and then carefully found an inconspicuous place to rest.
As soon as the tense spirit dissipated, sweat slowly seeped out, and the tight cloth belt on the body began to attack again, and the back, chest and abdomen were itchy and painful.
He unzipped and opened his neckline, and it was only then that he took a closer look at the dress. There are not many other color decorations, only a relatively conspicuous small golden crown logo on the left chest, which is a little more playful in the depths. Then he began to check out the biggest catch of the time, the heavy black umbrella......
In fact, he could find the extremely small mechanism on it, not that he was well versed in the way of the mechanism, but that he was just careful and sharp-eyed.
First of all, it is impossible for an umbrella that consumes a lot of fine materials and is heavily processed, with an astonishing weight and amazing defense, to be flawed in the design itself. Even if there is, there should be no problems at the most basic level of "opening", he confirmed this first, so he has been looking for a breakthrough in the umbrella, and firmly believes that the umbrella itself is "no problem", which is very important.
At first, out of habitual thinking, he turned over and over to find the "button" on the umbrella handle, but the handle was straight, and bare without a trace of superfluous traces, he looked carefully inch by inch, still did not find the button, but found a suspicious point: when holding the umbrella normally, the thumb part against the small metal area, there is a very slight slight depression, and with the help of light, it can also be found that its surroundings are more "rounded", which is obviously formed by perennial pressing......
He tried to press it gently, and when his fingers fit perfectly, he could clearly feel the subtle difference from the rest...... At that time, he knew that he had found the key point, but because Wang Fat was watching closely, he suppressed the joy in his heart, did not show it, but acted according to his wishes......
As for the "sword in the umbrella"...... It's speculation, but it's well-founded.
He didn't really understand mechanics, but he did understand that the starting point for all design comes from the more efficient use of tools. Since this is the case, then this umbrella has a basic contradiction, which ...... It's too heavy, so heavy that it's difficult for ordinary people to move, so what's the defense?
What's more, if you only emphasize defense, just work the umbrella cloth and umbrella bone, he tried it before, and the umbrella bone should not be too prominent in weight in order to ensure flexibility, and the umbrella cloth ...... From the accurate "answer" he took the opportunity to ask openly, it can be found that it is just the "membrane wings" of the corpse beast, and it is not even metal!
There is no doubt that the source must be on the ridge of the umbrella, and there must be something strange in it!
After groping little by little, he found the secret hidden in this black umbrella, and pulled out the slender heavy knife hidden deep inside.
He earned it!
And make a lot of money!
Wang Fatzi snatched it from the hands of the scavengers, and the scavengers did not have the ability to use it, as soon as he took over, he would definitely think that it was discarded by others, so he unconsciously underestimated it psychologically, and searched for the umbrella body and spent a lot of effort to find the mechanism, so he naturally decided that this was a failure, and he put it on the shelf.
In fact, when he had the idea of "this is a defective product", the umbrella was already far away from him.
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However, even if Shen Lian escaped from the tiger's den by luck and picked up a leak without much loss, this incident was still an extremely serious lesson......
If there is a slight mistake, there will be no recovery!
The peace and tranquility of the pigpen city still affected his vigilance......
Naturally, because of "asking for directions", he fell into Wang Fatzi's forced buying and selling scam, and encountered a scene of threatening his life constantly echoing in his mind, which was also mixed with the nonsense of those neighbors, as well as the casual disposal and neglect of his livestock......
He really understood one thing, one thing that Wukong had mentioned beforeβthe [hierarchy] that existed outside of the "law"
Respect is always only in the same class!
Immortals don't live with people, dragons don't intercourse with snakes!
Shen Lian lowered his head and muttered, and suddenly laughed strangely: "This world is still a cruel and cannibalistic world, the strong survive and the weak die...... It has never changed! Zombies are zombies, even if they are dressed in human skin......"
At this moment, he completely completed the transformation of his mentality and made a decision that would change his life later.
"It's time to try incognito...... Even if it's a 'temporary' ......"