Chapter 16: Fangs! Conscious?
From the lord of Tangmen Fort to the old king next door, this guy's ability to talk nonsense has obviously risen by more than one level. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info but he is also very measured, as if he was afraid that Shen Lian would think that he would really lose interest in being verbose, after explaining a sentence, there was no nonsense, grinned, dragged up his fat body, and quickly rushed to the small warehouse and "dragged" the umbrella with one hand......
At least on the surface, yes.
At the same time, he was also secretly surprised in his heart, this newly awakened guy has a really weird taste, he doesn't like the 'fashion' in the room, he likes 'clothes', but when he thinks that this kid has an old mentality, he doesn't like the serious sword in the cupboard, but is interested in this strange black umbrella in the rotten warehouse......
"This thing is good, it's just a little heavy, you have to be a little mentally prepared......"
The boss said in a rather strange tone, holding up the umbrella with both hands and handing it to Shen Lian. In fact, there was no need for him to remind him, Shen Lian guessed from the sound of the umbrella just now after it fell to the ground that this inconspicuous black umbrella must be strange, so he had already used two hands when receiving the umbrella, and their muscles were tense.
But...... He still underestimated the umbrella.
The moment he reached out to take it, the strange touch made him slightly stunned, and then the weight on the umbrella was all used, and before Shen Lian had time to add strength, his arm couldn't help but sink down! It seems that all of a sudden, there is an extra kilogram of weight between the palms of each hand, and it falls straight down, so that he almost gets off and smashes the ground! Shen Lian's eyes flashed, his interest grew, and his strength increased a little more, but he could still clearly feel that he was struggling, and it was getting harder and harder......
This umbrella can ...... It's heavy!
"Hey, hey, hey...... Tell you to be careful, how about it? I can't move it~~"
The fat shopkeeper stood aside at this time, clasping his arms around his chest and squeezing his eyebrows, smiling wickedly, with a gloating face.
Looking at his expression, it was as if he was ridiculing and despising Shen Lian's poor strength......
If ordinary people are looked at like this, they are very angry, they are likely to simply shake their hands, brush their sleeves and leave, Lao Tzu will not look at it, okay? But those who stay, most of them will not admit it, even if they grit their teeth, they will definitely pretend to be indifferent to save face...... Even if you really can't move, you will probably say a word or two of irrelevant words to give yourself a step down, and then put it down......
But Shen Lian is not an ordinary person......
In the past three months, things have changed dramatically. As soon as he woke up, he changed from a civilized and polite modern person to a new type of "zombie", not to mention, he had to hide in Tibet in order to survive, and almost drank blood...... By now, he no longer has the concept of "face" in his mind.
It's like he has always thought: his life is almost gone, what are you going to do?
Although in some ways, he is really vicious, strange and vicious! is very much the boss style of being the mastermind behind the scenes, but he doesn't have that consciousness, or rather, he has no power, but he has no potential, in short: he is not forced.
Because of this, he not only knows how to do things such as picking bricks, beating stuffy sticks, and knocking his head, but also does not violate the harmony at all......
Therefore, he didn't succeed, and he didn't care about face at all, and he didn't even say a word of embarrassment to explain, so he put down the umbrella so naturally and casually, and shook his numb hands...... For the sake of convenience, he sat cross-legged on the ground directly, carefully inspecting this strange "weapon" that was extremely simple and unusually simple without a trace of ornamentation on his body little by little, and concentrated.
As for what the owner just said...... Did he just speak?
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The boss's attitude towards him is really a little confused, which ...... Everyone is a person who wants to make a face, why does this guy do this kind of cowardice like eating and drinking? He thought that it might be his own reason, if he put a beautiful little girl here, it is estimated that a man will have to survive for a while...... But looking at the guy's face full of nonchalant expression, he silently dismissed his speculation......
Shen Lian studied by himself for a few minutes, and in the process, the inexplicable look in those slightly drooping eyes became more and more vigorous, and then suddenly converged, raised his head and asked:
"The material of the umbrella cloth is very special, a bit like nylon cloth, but with an extra layer of metallic texture, is there anything special about this thing?"
The boss didn't answer, but asked with empty eyes:
ββ¦β¦ Are you sure you really want to buy it? Otherwise, I don't want to bother to talk about it......"
Shen Lian stood up, and his expression instantly returned to normal:
"I'm more interested in this umbrella, but I don't use it, so it's not enough to buy it. If the price is right, I'll consider it. But if you're still the same as before, two sets of tattered tracksuits and two pairs of booties will cost you 300 points...... Then I really don't mind walking a few extra steps to buy it somewhere else, even if it's ...... You 'stop' me! β
As the last sentence was spoken, Shen Lian slowly stretched out his hand and held the long knife in his hands......
Suddenly!
"Groan", the blade is half-hidden out of the sheath, like a dragon's groan!
The atmosphere of the whole store has also changed suddenly!
At swords' points!
Shen Lian was telling him with his actions:
You are indeed stronger than me, much stronger, and I really don't want to fight you, and I am willing to pay for my stupid, naΓ―ve and stupid "asking for directions" to a certain extent, and "break the fortune and avoid disasters", but there is a "degree" for this......
So, don't! Force! I!
The shopkeeper's expression changed slightly, his eyes narrowed, and then he smiled, coughed lightly, and said:
"Hmm...... This should be too long, and it is confused with the price of [Golden Silk Clothes]...... Hehehe, don't take it seriously, in fact, those two sets of clothes can be 'gifted', and they are really not worth much, of course, the premise is that you really buy this umbrella ......"
As he spoke, the lazy playfulness on his body disappeared without a trace, and there was an indescribable cold feeling......
"Where did this umbrella come from...... Seeing that my brother is also a sensible person, I will say it bluntly, this is still a year ago, when I went to the north to buy goods, I grabbed it from an old man who was scavenging, I felt that it was a little old, and it was a little interesting, so I studied it by the way......
The surface of the umbrella is an authentic [iron paper], not an alloy, but it is also an extremely tough synthetic material, taken from the membrane wings of the C+-level corpse beast [Iron Bat], which is multi-processed, and the defense is very good, and generally crossbow arrows that do not attach corpse gas have no effect on it; The rib is made of IIV. tempered alloy, which is still the preferred material for high-grade bows...... However, the well-made black umbrella was thrown into the warehouse less than an hour after I got my hands on it...... Why......"
The shopkeeper smiled, stretched out his fat hand and grabbed the end of the umbrella handle, the tip of the umbrella was still on the ground, he pushed down hard, and even used his own gravity to support him, but after trying for a long time, the umbrella bone was still tightly attached to the umbrella spine, as if it was branded on it, and it did not move!
The black umbrella didn't respond......
The boss spread his hands helplessly, panting and said:
"See? I don't think you're stronger than I am. Alas...... I have a good umbrella but I can't open it...... It's not a piece of waste! β
After speaking, he turned around, slowed down his voice with a smile, squinted his eyes, and said word by word:
"You, do you still buy it......"
That gaze, as if with a cold front, was like the light of a knife hanging above his head that was about to be cut off......
Shen Lian looked at him indifferently, directly took the black umbrella, carried it on his shoulder, and said, "You said it for a long time...... Can I still not buy it? β
The boss perked up and gave a thumbs up:
"Huh...... Brothers! Clever! It's coming! Okay, since you're so happy, then let's not talk nonsense. I'll tell you the truth, big brother, I'm a person who drags my family, life is really not easy, and those dogs are so dead! It's hard to get a fat ...... Ahem, there is a customer, although you meant to ask for directions, how can I, the master, have to serve well...... Then as I said before, seventy-fifty off! You give 1,000 crystals, take the umbrella, take away two sets of clothes, and then pick a few random pieces of clothes from the wall and keep them to wear later...... What do you think? Is my brother kind? β
The boss patted his shoulders with a pair of big hands, as if he was kind to something, and those who didn't know must have thought they were really brothers.
After Shen Lian heard this, his eyes suddenly coldened.
He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to draw his sword, and glanced at the two pieces of armor that had been "grandly introduced" again, and then said lightly:
"It turns out that the 300 crystals you said earlier is so 'valuable'......"
"Hehe......"
The boss didn't care about the sarcasm in his words, and still laughed, but there was obviously impatience in his eyes.
He rubbed his hands together and urged, "Hurry up and scan, it's better not to delay your business if the transaction is finished early." β
Shen Lian glanced at him seriously, solemnly bowed his hand, and then changed his previous tone and said with a smile:
"This time I was taught, it seems that my little brother's heart is still not black enough, and he will work hard in the future...... However, don't scan, I probably know a little bit of the market, 1,000 crystals is 10 D-class corpse crystals, how about I use 11 pieces to pay? Big brother is going to leave me some money for food. I'm afraid that if I go through this little corpse crystal on your machine, my brother will not only have to go bankrupt, but I'm afraid that this rotten clothes will have to be taken off to offset the debt! β
The voice fell.
The shopkeeper's face changed, and then he completely restrained his smile, and his fat face was as cold as iron in the blink of an eye, and he said coldly:
"To be honest, I'm kind of tempted to kill you."
Shen Lian smiled, disappreciated, took out eleven D-class corpse crystals and put them in his hand, and then changed into one of the black sportswear, put on deerskin boots, tried it, and looked back and smiled: "It fits well......"
As he spoke, he took off the two sets of armor and packed them on his shoulders with the black umbrella, and waved his hand back.
"That's it, there will be no time in the future!"
Then, without looking back, he strode out......
Behind him, the surging and majestic black corpse qi continued to rise in the shopkeeper's hand, and the undisguised fat face was cloudy and uncertain, and the killing machine surged!