Alas, I'm the next Ao, this old deflated calf can't eat the rice and slip away, and I have a special mind to prostitute it, this Nima usually I say that the peony flower is dead, and the ghost is also romantic, for this dead cow's nose, I only have a lyric, which has shown my contempt for it.

yin to prostitution, prostitute to prostitute. Brocade couch on embroidered bed.

Miss to the princess, red apricot to the east wall.

Thief-eyed rat, cunning roe. Four wilderness versus eight wilderness.

In ancient times, there was a stone Chongxiu Golden Valley, and today's old Taoist Tibetan lady.

Mess with the grass and flowers, and accompany the waiter every day;

Stealing jade and stealing incense, beautiful people always dream.

Wind to rain, earth to sky. The desert is against the lonely smoke.

The small bridge is against the flowing water, and the mirage is against the dragon abyss.

Boil seahorses, stew donkey whips.

Lang female to yin immortal. The hook column flowers are willowy, and the chrysanthemums in the back garden are facing the sky.

The red and pink frequently wave and sit coquettishly, and the black yarn is half falling and the ghost sleeps.

Miss bandwidth, Luan Wu gum plum a few degrees;

The princess is undressed, and the butterfly is more fresh.

Good words, good words, applause is needed here!

Chen Laodao saw me staring at the girl for a long time without speaking, thinking that I didn't bring so much money, so he said to me like a child who had done something wrong: "Or I can go to your place at night." ”

Damn, don't go to live with me, just your type, in a few days, all the big ladies in the buildings around me will have to be by you. Thinking of this, I cleared my throat and asked the thief, "How much do you owe people for the sauna?" ”

"It's not much, it's just more than 500 yuan." As soon as Chen Laodao saw that there was a door, he quickly replied.

Uncle You, it's not much, what happened the day before yesterday to today, it's only two days in total, why do you spend more than 250 a day, I think you're almost 250.

You must know that I am a third-tier city, and my spending power is very low. In the normal bath, it is about 70 yuan to do a big job, a maximum of 300 for a night, and 200 regular customers.

This dead bull's nose cost more than five hundred for two days, that is, in addition to the cost of staying overnight in the sauna hall, he also specially chartered two nights for the young lady, and this Nima definitely intends to exhaust the rhythm of death.

But considering that his Taoist temple is going to be bulldozed to build a public toilet, forget it! So I said, "Okay, after dinner, you accompany me back to the store to get some money, and then you go and settle the money you owe to the sauna." ”

“xiexie，xiexie！ Waiter, pack! "As soon as this dead cow's nose heard that I was going to give the girl a bottom, the big snot bubbles came out, and I didn't forget to pack it, it seems that this product is going to eat me.

"Don't rush to pack yet, I'll ask you something." I'm pretty much done with my feelings, and now it's my turn to get down to business.

"You say, you say." This dead cow's nose has a groveling face, which really makes me quite sick to my stomach.

"Do you have a talisman that can make a man fall in love with a woman quickly in a short period of time?" I finally began to ask about the purpose of my trip.

The thief was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Didn't you ask the other way?" ”

"How?" I was puzzled and asked, "Hey, hey! This thing first laughed a few times, and then said, "Do you want any little girl to fall in love with you?" ”

Get! The old shriveled calf began to move his fancy intestines again. I glanced at him coldly, "I'm talking about the talisman that makes a man fall in love with a woman in a short period of time, do you hear me clearly?" ”

"Hear me." Chen Laodao was afraid that I would not settle the bill, he was really a villain, "But, brother, I have to go back to the Taoist temple to check the books before I can tell you." ”

Nima, the overtone of this thief is to let me first find a way to redeem his Taoist temple back, and then he can help me do this.

"You're going to take care of this for me, remember?" Anyway, I'm going to have to hold him down first and let him know it's a big deal.

"Remember, it's definitely up to you, don't worry!" Chen Laodao is now I can say anything, as long as I can get the money.

Then I went to the bar to pay, Chen Laodao packed the rest of the dishes, and then we went to my wedding shop, I took 600 yuan for Ya, and sent Ya to borrow money from Liu Hongsheng first, how much is the difference, I am trying to figure out a way.

After sending away the grateful Chen Laodao, I lit a cigarette and leaned back on the sofa, thinking about how to get the things entrusted by Bai Xue as soon as possible. As soon as I took two puffs, my phone rang. Picked up the phone and looked at the phone, it was actually the fourth aunt, I didn't dare to slack off, I dared to connect, "Jia Shu, hurry up to Dongshan, Wang Dao people are in danger." The fourth aunt on the other side of the phone said nervously.

"What?" I can't believe my ears, there will be danger for sloppy Taoists, Yadu is about to become a fairy, who can harm him.

"Hurry up!" After speaking, without waiting for me to continue asking, the fourth aunt hung up the phone.

This Nima is playing with me, Dongshan is too big, just give me a place name, where do you want me to find this person.

However, through the tone of the fourth aunt, I can hear that this matter is definitely urgent, so I had no choice but to call Chrissy.

"Hey, Chrissy? I, Jia Shu, do you have time now, can you go out with me? ”

"Well, I'm afraid not, the person I just arrested committed suicide, and I am studying with Lao Yu how to dispose of the corpse."

"Let's go back and study it again, the sloppy Daoists on my side are in danger and urgently need your help." I'm really anxious, and although I was shocked by the man's death, Nima's earth turns the same way when he leaves.

"Then you wait for me for a while, and I'll study with Lao Yu how to dispose of this corpse." With that, Chrissy hung up the phone.

Immediately afterwards, I called my friend Lao Wu again, "Brother Ang, I'm Jia Shu!" ”

"What's the matter, brother?" The other party didn't wake up when he heard it, it's almost noon, Ya is still sleeping, and the lazy one "Do you have something to do today?" "I have to ask the other party about today's itinerary before making a plan.

"What's wrong?" The other party still asked in a lazy voice, "You borrowed my jeep, I'm in a bit of a hurry today." "Always tell the truth to this old man, because he is a rectum and will not go around.

"Which one?" The guy still asked in a daze, listening to what he meant, it seemed that he had a lot of jeeps.

"It's just that blue Korean car, it seems to be called Ssangyong." I don't know which one it is, I know that he drove a car of that color, and I remember hearing people say the name of this car.

"Okay, you can come to my house to pick it up later, and call me downstairs." After saying that, the other party hung up the phone.

This time I was a bit of a big deal. I don't know what this old Wu is called, but even if he is half a fisherman, because this old brother loves fishing.

It's also very interesting to know this brother.,That year, I accompanied a friend to the fish pond to fish.,I happened to meet this brother's car stuck in the mud.,Dead or alive can't get out.。 My friend was also kind-hearted, so he drove his Jetta to pull Lao Wu's car out, I pushed it behind with another buddy, and finally Lao Wu's car was pulled out, and I didn't say anything about the mud that broke down with that buddy, and the Jetta also pulled the cylinder.

Since then, Lao Wu has always felt that he owes us a favor, and he always asks our brothers to go out for dinner and fishing when there is nothing to do. After a few times, everyone became friends, but it was limited to eating, drinking, fishing or something, this time I was really anxious, so I would give him a phone to borrow a car, I didn't expect this brother to be quite righteous, it seems that this person can be made.

to be continued