"And then?" I forcibly held back the joy in my heart and continued to ask Chen Laodao.

Chen Laodao forced his face and said: "The next day, I went to the hospital to see this group of people, which made people beat, Quan Nima was hospitalized." I can't figure it out, why don't you just punch and kick me, and as for Quante, I'll be hospitalized for observation? It's good now, I was looking for someone to teach that stupid big guy a lesson, and now I have to pay everyone's medical bills. ”

Stupid and big, more than two meters tall, why do I seem to sound familiar with this? I turned my head and immediately thought of the connection between the two, so I opened my mouth and asked, "Daoist Chen, what does the person you are talking about look like?" ”

Chen Laodao put another chopstick dish into his mouth, and said to me vaguely: "What can a person more than two meters tall look like, like a wooden stake, it can be described." ”

I think in my heart, Zhennima should be, why don't you be hospitalized for observation. However, I know that the person Chen Laodao provoked should be one of the few people who reminded me to be careful. Even the master who didn't want to provoke the seniors, you Chen Laodao actually got into trouble, isn't this looking for death.

The dead bull took another bottle of beer, took two sips and continued to me: "This person, if you go by the end of the word, you will stuff your teeth when you drink cold water, and you will hit your heels when you fart." Tell me why I've been carrying it so much lately? ”

I agree with this very much, isn't there such a sentence that says it well, if people catch up with the memorization of words, it is really farting and shit, wiping the belly and buttoning the broken paper, peeing on a shoe, drinking soup and sprinkling a file.

After two more sips, the dead cow nose continued: "I was very tight at the time, and I just donated a lot of money to the Civil Affairs Bureau during the Chinese New Year.

After paying for the medical bills for these bastards, I found myself so poor that I was almost like a pants. In the words of you kids, it's just very depressing. So, I went to the Wangfu Teahouse at night, ready to play a few games, win back some capital, and my Taoist temple has to continue to open for business.

Where did you think, it's really a hell of a ghost. I had a gambling charm in my pocket, a gambling charm on my chest, and before I went in, I drank a gambling charm with water, but my mother played mahjong that night and didn't open it all night.

And put the handle to the big one. Especially the woman who played with coins in it, all of them were lost, and I was about to leave after losing the thousands of dollars I had brought, but the woman began to change the law to hurt me. ”

Woman playing with coins, got! I completely understood in my heart that this old man should be targeted by others like us, so he was targeted everywhere, and the ultimate goal was to make him tired of dealing with the trivial things around him, and unable to concentrate on finding the dragon's lair.

Although I knew what was going on, I asked, "Can she still hurt you?" ”

Chen Laodao raised his hand, I hurriedly moved my thighs far away, this thing couldn't shoot my thighs anymore, so I slapped the table, the wine bottle trembled, and the vegetable soup collapsed on the table.

"The woman's mouth is gone, and one mouth is: Yo, you are here to win or lose, and you want to leave if you lose so much money. Or just say: Look at you dressed like a capable veteran, it turned out to be an embroidered pillow and a big straw bag, a belly of dung soup.

Jia Shu, you give your brother a comment, is this what people say? When do I want to win or lose, who has a belly full of dung soup? ”

I really want to say to Chen Laodao that people describe you so appropriately, it's not wrong at all, every time you play cards with everyone, you run away if you win, and don't give money if you lose, it's all your doing. As for a belly of dung soup, it's not wrong, you are a monk who doesn't do good things, and you are abducted and deceived by Tiankeng, what is it if you don't have a belly of dung soup?

I want to think about it, but I can't say this to the grandson in front of me, after all, I haven't done anything yet, so I had to ask patiently: "Then what?" ”

Chen Laodao was grief-stricken and drained another bottle of beer, burped and said, "Where is the special thing, I lost all the Taoist temples to others." ”

Yes, after I heard this, this is comfortable. Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, it is not that the time has not come, but when the hour comes, it must be reported!

"No, Daoist Chen, how much do you mortgage the Taoist temple?" I'm curious that his broken Taoist temple can also be mortgaged.

"One hundred thousand!" This dead cow's nose is quite strong, Nima is me, I don't want to mortgage 10,000, because the land belongs to the state, except for a few broken houses, it is full of clay sculptures, what are you going to do?

"And then?" I continued.

"This little lady is also damaged enough, I don't know where she found so many social people, drove to my Taoist temple overnight, and moved everything that could be moved inside, except for my clothes, I didn't even leave saliva for me, you said that this little girl is not damaged, the next Ot! She must not fall into my hands, otherwise I will kill her even if I take 100 viagra pills. ”

Well, this dead cow's nose is really anxious, and he plans to take a hundred viagra pills, and he wants to use too much in that place on weekdays, and it is not good at a critical time. This is really in response to the sentence "I don't know how to be precious when I am young, and I cry when I am old!" ”

"Not to mention, people have also let out cruel words, if they don't pay back the money within three days, these people will bulldoze my temple with a bulldozer, and then build a super large public toilet. Nima, I look at the appearance of that little lady is definitely a ruthless character who can be done, if this is built into a thatched house, even if I redeem it in the future, I will not be able to rebuild the Taoist temple on it. Chen Laodao said to me in grief.

At this point, all the mysteries are solved. I said how can this product wait for me at the gate of the Taoist temple today, it turns out that he is already homeless; And the person in the car looks like a dog, so he is holding back his stomach and waiting to talk to me; I said that this thing is like a desert escape, catching things and eating them with their lives, it turns out that this guy has been hungry for several days. Question: Why don't you want a table of meat dishes? Are you afraid of being strung to death?

I toasted myself, and then said to the goods: "Oh, don't get angry, everyone will make it up for you, how can you redeem the Taoist temple." ”

"Oops! Brother, how can you thank you for being a brother, people say that it is easy to put icing on the cake, but it is difficult to send charcoal in the snow, you can pull my brother when I am in the most difficult time, my heart is really hot. So, as soon as you said that you had something to do with me, I immediately agreed, and in order to save you money, I was embarrassed to order hard dishes, and I specially ordered vegetarian dishes. "This dead cow's nose won't let go of my hand.

But my nose is almost crooked, this fool hasn't eaten Zhai for a long time, you must know that the current Zhai cuisine is more expensive than meat dishes, your uncle, the little master has been killed.

"100,000 yuan is not much, you ask Liu Hongsheng to see how much he can make, I'm making it up for you, how can you make up eight. Nine is not far from ten. I said kindly to the other person.

I thought that the other party would be grateful to Dade and burst into tears, but this dead bull's nose was hard for a long time, and he actually gave me this sentence: "Jia Shu, my brother has nowhere to go these days, so I have to spend the night in the sauna. Otherwise, I really won't have a place to spend the night tonight! ”

to be continued