Chapter 139: Drunk Dirt Dog

After nine glasses of wine, Tugouzi was a little overwhelmed, he staggered and held his glass, and said to me: "It's time for me to toast, I salute my dear leader Liang three glasses." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Drink!" I bumped three glasses with the earth dog.

Tugouzi drank twelve glasses of wine in one go, and I estimated that he had already drunk half a catty of wine.

"Earth dog, you look down on people too much, don't you?" Wen Hui accused.

The earth dog asked drunkly: "Wen... Leader Wen, I... What am I doing wrong? ”

Wen Hui frowned and said, "You only respect Brother Liang, you don't respect me, and you are inferior to men." ”

The earth dog staggered to his feet, held up his cup and said, "I respect... Respectfully......"

Tugouzi drank three more glasses with Wen Hui, and this time he was already eight points drunk.

Seeing that the time was ripe, I hurriedly asked, "Tugouzi, why did Damei's body run to the grave of the village chief's son?" ”

The earth dog stammered and replied, "Yes... The village chief asked the militia to carry it......"

"You saw it with your own eyes?" I asked.

"I... I didn't see it, I... I guessed......" The earth dog said with his eyes half-open, "Liang... Leader Liang, this... This matter is to be kept secret. ”

"Tugouzi, we are brothers, do you want to keep it secret from me?" I said unpleasantly.

"You... You and I are brothers, and I tell you, Damei's body is... It's ......" The earth dog closed his eyes and slammed down on the table.

"Tugouzi, tell me quickly, what's wrong with Damei's corpse?" I picked up the dog's head and asked eagerly.

The earth dog closed his eyes tightly and snored.

"I really didn't get drunk, and I was drunk to death all of a sudden." Wen Hui said dejectedly.

I looked at the earth dog and said regretfully, "Let's fill him too hard, alas! Shiro invited him to eat. ”

Aunt Hua flashed into the house and asked, "Xiao Liang, what did the earth dog say?" ”

"Alas! Before he could say anything, he was drunk. I smiled helplessly.

Aunt Hua rushed over, grabbed the earth dog's hair, pulled his head off the table, rounded the other hand, and slapped the earth dog on the ground.

"Smack! Syllable! Slap ......" a crisp slap echoed in the wing.

Aunt Hua slapped the earth dog more than 20 times in a row, and she gasped and said, "I'm tired of the old lady." ”

"Aunt Hua, forget it, look at it, the face of the earth dog is swollen." I persuaded.

Aunt Hua said indignantly: "Damn, I forgot, I should use the sole fan." ”

After Aunt Hua finished speaking, she took off a shoe.

I hurriedly stopped Aunt Hua and said, "Aunt Hua, if you fan again, you will fan the earth dog to death." As soon as a person dies, there is a big trouble. ”

Aunt Hua said angrily: "Fan to death, the old lady will go to her fate." ”

Wen Hui smiled and said, "Aunt Hua, you are a golden nobleman, and he will be a cheap dog." Take your life against his life, and you will lose a great loss. ”

Aunt Hua thought for a while and said, "Yes." A local dog will have one dog's life, and his ten lives are not worth one of my lives. ”

I smiled and said, "You're not right, it should be that a hundred lives of the earth dog are not worth one of your lives." ”

The nose of the earth dog was fanned and bleeding, and blood flowed all over the ground.

I thought: I'll have to ask him again when the earth dog is a little more sober.

After more than two hours, the earth dog snorted.

I picked up the dog's head and fed him a few sips of water.

"I... Where am I? The earth dog looked around with his eyes half-open.

"You're at Aunt Hua's house, she's going to visit you later." I frightened.

I thought: Maybe if you are scared, you can also scare the earth dog to wake up.

Sure enough, the earth dog listened to my words and was frightened. He raised his head, looked around, and asked in horror, "Where is Aunt Hua?" ”

"Right outside the door." I pointed to the side door.

"Ahh The earth dog screamed and slipped under the table in fright.

I kicked the earth dog with my foot and said, "Come out, Aunt Hua is gone." ”

"Really gone?" The earth dog poked his head out from under the table.

I scoffed, "Earth dog, it's a shame for a woman to scare you like this!" ”

Tugouzi crawled out from under the table, he smiled and said, "Leader Liang, you don't know how powerful Aunt Hua is, if you do, you will be afraid of three points." ”

Tugouzi touched his face, looked at his hands, and asked suspiciously, "Why is my face bleeding?" ”

I lied and said, "You were so drunk that you fell off a stool and broke your nose." ”

Tugouzi nodded, touched his face and said, "No wonder my face hurts a little, it turned out to be a fall." ”

"You, the amount of alcohol is not good, you only drank more than half a catty of wine, and you got drunk into mud." I scoffed.

The earth dog grinned embarrassedly and said, "I... I drink on an empty stomach, so it's no wonder I'm not drunk. With that, Tugouzi picked up the chopsticks and took a big bite of the food.

"Aunt Hua's tigress fried dishes are quite delicious, hum! The village chief is quite blessed. However, he could not enjoy this blessing now. Earth Dog gloated.

"Tugouzi, you sent the village chief to the police station, let me ask you: You didn't wronged the village chief, did you?" I asked faintly.

Tugouzi shook his head again, waved his hand again, and denied it again and again: "No... Not... I didn't wronged the village chief. ”

"Tugouzi, you just saw the village chief walking towards Damei's house, why do you think that the village chief stole Damei's body?" I asked.

"Hee-hee... Leader Liang, because the village chief is not a good thing, he will definitely not do good things when he goes out at night. It's either stealing people or stealing corpses. The earth dog said hatefully.

I saw that the earth dog was already very sober, and I knew that I couldn't get the truth out of his mouth.

I looked at the earth dog and thought: this guy is not as stupid as I thought, it seems that this meal was for nothing.

Tugouzi swept away the dishes on the table, wiped his mouth, and said, "Thank you for Leader Liang and Leader Wen." I've had enough to eat and drink, and it's time to go home. With that, he stood up.

I didn't want to leave any more dogs, so I said, "You go slowly." ”

The earth dog went away happily.

Wen Hui looked at the empty plate on the table and said, "The earth dog is like a hungry wolf, I think, even if you fry a hundred dishes, he will eat them all up." ”

"If a hundred dishes can be used to get out of the dog, then it's worth it." I said dejectedly.

"Alas! When Aunt Hua asked, how could she answer? Wen Hui said embarrassedly.

I smiled and said, "If Aunt Hua asks, she will say: Tugouzi promised to help find out who framed the village chief." ”

Wen Hui sighed and said, "This can only be the case, otherwise, Aunt Hua will complain about the two of us if she knows that she is busy in vain." ”

As she was talking, Aunt Hua came.

"It's all gone." Aunt Hua looked at the plate on the table and said disdainfully: "It's as clean as being licked by the tongue, hum!" This local dog, I'm afraid I've never eaten such a delicious dish in my life. ”

Wen Hui smiled and said, "Just now, the earth dog really said that. ”