Chapter 140: Climb into my bed
"Humph! Just as if it was fed to the dogs. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Aunt Hua said indignantly.
I grinned and said, "Aunt Hua, you scolded me and Wen Hui together." ”
"I didn't scold you two, I scolded the earth dog." Aunt Hua cleaned up the table, picked up the dishes and went back to the kitchen.
After less than half an hour, Aunt Hua came to the wing room with a pillow and a sheet, and she begged: "The village chief is not at home tonight, I dare not sleep alone in the main house." In case Damei's ghost comes to make trouble again, I can't stand it. ”
"Aunt Hua, you can sleep with me." Wen Hui said affectionately.
Aunt Hua glanced at me ambiguously and said, "Xiaowen, I don't sleep with you, I can't sleep with Xiaoliang." ”
Wen Hui listened to Aunt Hua's words, her face flushed, and she said curtly: "Aunt Hua, you are really joking." ”
Aunt Hua hugged the pillow and bed sheets into the inner room.
I sighed in my heart and thought to myself: I am a sad enough person, not only to tempt female ghosts, but also to women, and even the old ladies are fascinated by me.
I yawned and thought to myself, "I wish I could be quiet tonight and not be troubled by the girl in the red dress again."
I fell into a groggy sleep.
In my sleep, I suddenly felt movement and woke up suddenly.
In the darkness, there was a man lying beside me, gently caressing my face.
I was taken aback and asked, "Who?" ”
"Hee-hee... Xiao Liang, it's me, Aunt Hua. Aunt Hua replied in a low voice.
I got up from the bed and asked in a panic, "You... What are you doing here? ”
Aunt Hua also sat up, and she said faintly: "Xiaoliang, I can't sleep, I want to chat with you." ”
"Why don't you wake me up." I thought to myself: if you want to talk to me, you should wake me up and sit and talk. How can you sleep together and move your hands and feet?
"Alas! I see that you are sleeping soundly, and I am reluctant to disturb your sleep. Xiao Liang, Aunt Hua feels sorry for you. Aunt Hua said softly.
I got out of bed and sat down on a stool.
Aunt Hua hung her head and said, "Xiao Liang, I know that you think I'm old, if I'm thirty years younger, I'm afraid that I can climb into your bed in the middle of the night." ”
"I... I'm not that kind of person. I pleaded hastily.
Aunt Hua pursed her lips and said disappreciatively: "As for me, although I have only served one man in my life, I know men. You men, I wish you would sleep with a hundred women. However, you are all good at pretending to be serious and putting on a posture that does not sit still. ”
"Aunt Hua, I'm different from ordinary men." I explained. I thought: The man you are looking for is a flowery big rob, and he regards all the men in the world as a raccoon dog.
"Humph! Xiao Liang, what if it wasn't me who climbed into your bed tonight, but Xiaowen? Aunt Hua asked.
"I... I'll let her go. I said decisively.
"Let her go?" Aunt Hua snorted and said, "When you encounter such a good thing, you will refuse, and the ghost will not believe it." ”
I said helplessly: "Aunt Hua, I'm really not a flowery man. ”
"Yes." Aunt Hua waved her hand and said, "Xiao Liang, back to business, I want to ask: Do you really want to save the village chief?" ”
I replied in the affirmative, "Of course." ”
"Why do you want to save the village chief?" Aunt Hua asked.
Obviously, Aunt Hua didn't think I cared about the village chief's arrest, because Wen Hui and I were just passers-by.
"Because I think the village chief has been wronged." I'll tell you the truth.
Aunt Hua looked at me and asked, "Many people in the village think that the village chief will marry his son, don't you think so?" ”
I nodded, and shook my head again.
Aunt Hua was puzzled and asked, "Xiao Liang, you won't play dumb riddles for me, will you?" ”
I smiled and said frankly: "I think: the village chief wants to marry his son, but he doesn't dare to let Damei marry his son." Because, the village chief has a leg with Damei, how could he give his woman to his son to marry him? Besides, Da Mei made trouble for two nights in a row, scared the village chief half to death, he was already silent about Da Mei, where did he dare to touch her body. ”
Aunt Hua nodded contemplatively, and said appreciatively: "Xiao Liang, you are a person, you are just likable." Not only do you look likeable, but you also like what you say. Alas! It's a pity that I'm old, otherwise, I would have to entangle you. ”
Aunt Hua glanced at the inner room and said, "Wenhui, this girl is a little stupid, it seems that she didn't pursue you." Alas! I dialed her a few times, but she still didn't get the hang of it. ”
"Aunt Hua, I'm not as good as you say." I said modestly.
Aunt Hua pursed her lips and said confidently: "I don't have any other strengths, I just know how to look at people." When I first married the village chief, his family was very poor. I said at the time: This kid has ambition, and he won't face the loess with his back to the sky all his life. Sure enough, I said yes, and within a few years of marriage, he became the village head. ”
I flattered: "Aunt Hua just has a vision, I really admire you." ”
"Xiao Liang, Aunt Hua, I am very feminine, do you believe it or not?" Aunt Hua saw that I praised her, and the commotion came up again. She lifted her leg and got out of bed and walked towards me with a smile on her face.
I was startled and thought: What kind of moth is going to come out of Aunt Hua again?
Aunt Hua sat in my arms, she put her arms around my neck, and begged, "Xiao Liang, hug me." ”
I said in a panic, "Aunt Hua, you... You can't do that. ”
"Just hug me, and won't let you sleep with me." Aunt Hua said unhappily.
Just as I was in a dilemma, Wen Hui coughed in the back room.
Aunt Hua was so frightened that she jumped off my lap. whispered, "Wen Hui woke up, I went back to sleep." ”
Aunt Hua finally entered the back room, and I didn't dare to go to bed anymore, for fear that Aunt Hua would run out and pester me again.
I opened the door and went to the courtyard and sat down.
The rooster crowed one after another, and occasionally a dog barked or two.
I thought to myself: Although the female ghost in the red dress didn't make a fuss tonight, the old lady Aunt Hua made a fuss even more.
I yawned a few times and stretched out again.
I paced around the yard, thinking to my chagrin: It's been a few days since I arrived in Zhangjiawan, and I haven't even figured out how Da Mei died. What's next?
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with a clue. At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps outside the courtyard.
Footsteps stopped outside the courtyard gate, and a violent knock broke the silence of the early morning.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
I asked, "Who?" ”
"It's me, Sanmei." Outside the hospital replied.
I thought to myself: Sanmei came knocking on the door early in the morning, something must have happened.
I hurried to open the courtyard door.
Sanmei rushed in, and he said in a panic: "Leader Liang, my brother-in-law is dead!" ”
"You... Your brother-in-law is dead?! "I was taken aback. An answer immediately flashed in his mind: Bald Laizi must have been killed by Damei, a female ghost in a red dress.