"Xiao Yan is not rare? Not necessarily. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoLast night, I was so drunk that maybe Xiaoyan came into my bedroom in the middle of the night and tossed me all night. Otherwise, why does my ** hurt? Gao Xiaojie said suspiciously.

Ma San thought: Grandma, your crotch hurts, I screwed it last night.

"Maybe." Ma San said with a wicked smile: "Otherwise, you will get drunk again tonight, and let Xiaoyan come to toss you." ”

Gao Xiaojie grinned and said, "I'm so drunk that I'm unconscious, even if I am tossed by Xiaoyan, I can't feel a trace of happiness, I think, it's better to get Xiaoyan drunk, it's better for me to toss her." ”

Ma San looked at Gao Xiaojie and thought: You, are you a pig or a stupid pig.

"Hey, since Xiaoyan drinks a lot, let's change another big killer move." Ma San said quietly.

"Ma San, tell me quickly, what other big killing moves?" Gao Xiaojie said excitedly.

Ma San took out a small bottle from the drawer and said, "Here are thirty sleeping pills of powder, what about you, when you eat dinner, put her in the soup that Xiaoyan drank, she drank this, and she had to sleep for ten hours." At that point, you'll be fine if you toss her 100 times. ”

Gao Xiaojie took the small bottle and said happily: "This big killing move is good." ”

Ma San looked at Gao Xiaojie with disdain and admonished: "You remember: don't pour sleeping pills into your soup bowl." ”

"Hee-hee... Am I that stupid? Gao Xiaojie smiled embarrassedly. said: "I asked my mother to boil a pot of pork rib soup at night, I don't believe it, she still doesn't like it." ”

Ma San said: "Remember: Once Xiao Yan is overturned, call me quickly." ”

"Hee-hee... When I'm done sleeping, I'll call you. Gao Xiaojie thought to himself: Xiaoyan is the eldest daughter of Huanghua, and if she wants to sleep, she will also sleep for the first time. You, you want to get ahead of me.

Gao Xiaojie asked his mother to boil a pot of pork rib soup, and when he was having dinner, Gao Xiaojie specially told his mother: "You give Xiaoyan a bowl, she likes to drink pork rib soup." ”

Gao Xiaojie poured all the sleeping pills into Xiao Yan's bowl of pork rib soup, he happily brought the pork rib soup to Xiao Yan, and said, "Xiao Yan, this is what my mother served you, drink it quickly." ”

Xiao Yan looked at a big bowl of pork rib soup and said, "It's too much, I can't finish it." ”

Xiaoyan saw Gao Xiaojie's mother serving a small half bowl of pork rib soup, so she said, "Mom, let's change the soup, I can only drink half a bowl." ”

After Xiaoyan finished speaking, she brought her bowl of soup to Gao Xiaojie's mother.

Gao Xiaojie wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

Gao Xiaojie's mother took Xiaoyan's soup and said with a smile: "Xiaoyan, I know you want to lose weight, yes, girls nowadays are afraid of eating more meat." ”

Gao Xiaojie secretly complained in his heart, but he had no tricks.

Gao Xiaojie's mother finished drinking the soup and said tiredly, "Why am I so sleepy tonight." Dad, go wash the dishes, I'm going to sleep for a while. ”

Gao Xiaojie sighed and called Ma San: "Hey, your big killing move is kneeling again." ”

"What's the matter, isn't the medicine working?" Ma San asked.

"The effect of the medicine is so good, now, my mother has passed out." Gao Xiaojie said wistfully.

"You... What do you say? Ma San asked in surprise.

"Alas! The soup with sleeping pills was drunk by my mother, and my mother couldn't even wash the dishes, and she was already asleep. Gao Xiaojie said dejectedly.

"What, your mom drank soup with sleeping pills?" Ma San was a little crying and laughing, thinking: This Gao Xiaojie is simply a big stupid pig.

"Yes. I served Xiaoyan a big bowl of pork rib soup, but she was too much, so she dropped my mother's soup. Gao Xiaojie sighed and said.

"You go to die!" Ma San was so angry that he dropped the phone.

Gao Xiaojie's mother slept until ten o'clock the next morning, and she couldn't even make breakfast.

Gao Xiaojie's father said suspiciously: "Your mother is weird, why did you sleep lazy?" ”

Gao Xiaojie smiled bitterly and said, "Maybe I'm too tired." ”

In the afternoon, Gao Xiaojie ran to find Ma San again, and he begged dejectedly: "Brother Ma, you can give me another big killer move." ”

Ma San said angrily: "When I meet you as a big fool, even if I come up with a big killing move, I can only make a soup." ”

"You can give me another trick, otherwise, I won't be able to sleep Xiaoyan, and you will stare dryly." Gao Xiaojie seduced.

Ma San frowned and thought for a while, and said, "I still have one of the most amazing killing moves, this trick will definitely work, but it depends on whether you have the guts." ”

"Tell me quickly." Gao Xiaojie said eagerly.

Ma San said in a gloomy voice: "Tomorrow, you take Xiaoyan to the mountains for a tour, find a secluded place, and kill her." ”

"You... You're making my overlord hard. Gao Xiaojie said in shock.

"Hey, if you don't overlord the bow, what else can you do? Let me tell you: this Xiaoyan is a college student, and you are not worthy of her at all. However, as soon as you forcibly sleep with her, she will have to obey you. Ma San said excitedly: "A man's husband has to show a little ruthlessness, otherwise, his crotch is white******* Gao Xiaojie hesitated and asked: "If I am the overlord and the bow is hard, what should Xiaoyan do if he calls the police?" ”

"Hey, you're scared of a. Think about it: she is a big girl with yellow flowers, if she calls the police, won't she make a storm in the city, and everyone knows it. At that time, how will she still be a person? How to get married? Therefore, Xiaoyan didn't dare to call the police, at most she cried. Ma San gave Gao Xiaojie a reassurance.

"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if, if Xiaoyan calls the police, my life will be over." Gao Xiaojie was still a little scared.

"If Xiaoyan really makes trouble, there is another way to appease her, and that is to give her a sum of money." Ma San came up with another bad idea.

Gao Xiaojie nodded and said, "This is a good way, who doesn't like money, money can make ghosts grind." But I don't have any money. ”

Ma San pursed his lips and said, "Isn't your family's money all yours." Think about it: you have committed a crime, and your mother is afraid that you will go to prison, so she will not obediently take out the money. So, don't worry about money. ”

Gao Xiaojie thought about it, and finally made up his mind and said, "Okay! That's it. Tomorrow morning, I will take Xiaoyan up the mountain to play, you follow the two of us, as soon as I shout, you rush up to help. But I'll have to make it clear, and when I'm done, you'll be on again. ”

"Okay, I'll eat your leftovers, okay." Ma San thought to himself: Of course I have to let you come first, you are the first to do it, and you are the first offender.

That night, Gao Xiaojie began to prepare. He found a clue, a rag head. He thought: If Xiaoyan was obedient, she wouldn't need this.

After dinner, Gao Xiaojie tempted: "Xiaoyan, on the mountain behind our village, the scenery is good, tomorrow, I will take you to visit." ”

Xiaoyan is a lively girl, she has long wanted to go around the neighborhood, and after listening to Gao Xiaojie's words, she jumped up and down with joy. "Wow! Great, I love climbing the mountain the most. ”