"What kind of follower is not a follower, we don't need a follower, you can go. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "I politely declined.

Actually, Ma San's little abacus can't hide it from me. I know: Ma San must have done something immoral to the white-dressed female ghost Xiaoyan, and now, when he saw Gao Xiaojie and Aunt Gao die one after another, he knew that he would not be able to escape, so he wanted to take refuge with us.

"Brother Liang, Brother Liu, you two are not familiar with Gaojiazhuang, what about me, I can lead the way and run errands for the two of you. I am purely obligated and do not want a penny. Ma San said flatteringly.

"Ma San, if you have something to say, just say it, don't play tricks in front of me. I ask you: Are you afraid that the hanger will come to revenge, so you come to us for protection? Right? I asked solemnly.

As soon as Ma San heard me, he knew that his little Jiujiu couldn't hide it, so he knelt down with a plop. While kowtowing, he said, "Brother Liang, Brother Liu, help me." ”

I said, "Ma San, if you have something to say." ”

Ma San knelt down and couldn't get up, and begged: "Brother Liang, Brother Liu, if you two don't agree to save me, I won't get up." ”

I glanced at Liu Xiong, and when I saw Liu Xiong shaking his head, I said a living word: "Ma San, if you don't explain the situation, how can we know if we can save you." ”

"Brother Liang, Brother Liu, I also did something lacking in morality." Ma San wept and recounted.

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On the day Gao Xiaojie and Xiaoyan went home, they met Ma San as soon as they entered the village.

Ma San saw that Gao Xiaojie had brought back a beautiful woman, and asked in a daze: "Xiaojie, you have lost your peach blossom luck." ”

Gao Xiaojie grinned and grimaced at Ma San.

Ma San knew it in his heart, and thought: This Gao Xiaojie has brought back a "trust".

This is the third time Gao Xiaojie has taken "Tuo" home. Because Aunt Gao has been forcing Gao Xiaojie to marry a daughter-in-law quickly, but Gao Xiaojie has no woman who likes it, so Gao Xiaojie had to hire a "trust".

That night, Ma San slipped to Gao Xiaojie's house and was close to Xiaoyantao.

Xiaoyan was too lazy to step on Ma San, and let Ma San touch a nail.

Ma San began to make it bad. He said to Gao Xiaojie: "You, you can't fake the show and sing." ”

Gao Xiaojie asked curiously: "How can you really sing a fake show?" ”

"Oh, you've got a big head for nothing, and you can't even do this little trick. Let me tell you: fake drama and real singing is to sleep with this Xiaoyan, as long as you sleep with her, she will be your woman. Ma San said viciously.

"She... She's a college student, so where can she see me? I'd love to sleep with her, but they won't agree. Gao Xiaojie said helplessly.

Ma San grinned and said, "I have a big killer move that can make Xiaoyan sleep with you." ”

When Gao Xiaojie heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "What big killing move?" Tell me quickly. ”

Ma San smiled and said, "I can tell you, but there is one condition. ”

"On what terms?"

"If my big killing move is successful, I will have to sleep with Xiaoyan once." Ma San said.

When Gao Xiaojie heard this, he was not happy. said: "I slept with Xiaoyan, and she became my woman." Since it's my woman, how can I let you sleep? ”

Ma San snorted with his nose and enlightened: "Gao Xiaojie, you are the head of elm." Let me tell you: even if you sleep with Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan may not want to be your wife, at best, she will only be your lover. Since she's not your wife, what's wrong with me sleeping? ”

Gao Xiaojie asked: "If I sleep with Xiaoyan, what if she is willing to be my wife?" ”

Ma Sanban raised his face and said, "Take 10,000 steps back, even if Xiaoyan becomes your wife." Then let me ask you: If I hadn't given you an idea, would you have been able to marry Xiaoyan? So, even if you thank me, you should let me sleep once. ”

Gao Xiaojie thought for a while: Ma San has a certain truth.

"Okay, I'll let you sleep once, remember: only once." Gao Xiaojie reluctantly agreed.

"Hehe...... smiled, smiled happily, and thought: This Gao Xiaojie is a straw bale.

Gao Xiaojie urged eagerly: "Ma San, I promised you, tell me what big killing tricks you have." ”

Ma San said mysteriously: "You, let your mother fry a few good dishes tomorrow night, buy a bottle of red wine, get Xiaoyan drunk, and then, carry her to your bed, hehe......"

Gao Xiaojie thought about it, nodded, and said, "Well, why didn't I think of this method." ”

"Xiaojie, my head is a 100-point head, your head can only score 60 points at best." Ma San said.

Gao Xiaojie smiled awkwardly, thinking: Yes, such a simple idea, Ma San thought of it, but he was helpless.

"Xiaojie, if you get it, call me immediately. Otherwise, when Xiaoyan's wine wakes up, I won't be able to sleep. Ma San explained.

Gao Xiaojie was very reluctant to let Xiaoyan sleep with Ma San, but he had already promised others, so he nodded with difficulty.

The next day, Gao Xiaojie deliberately ran ten miles to the town to buy a bottle of red wine. In the evening, he asked his mother to fry six more dishes.

During the meal, Gao Xiaojie persuaded Xiaoyan to drink.

Xiaoyan is a smart person, when she saw Gao Xiaojie persuading her to drink, she knew that he was not well-intentioned. So, she took a sip of wine, wiped her mouth with her hand, and when she wiped her mouth, she spit the red wine on her hand.

A bottle of red wine bottomed out, and Xiao Yan was not a little drunk. Gao Xiaojie, who was not strong enough to drink, collapsed as soon as he finished eating.

That night, Ma San waited anxiously outside the gate of Gao Xiaojie's house, waiting left and right, but he couldn't wait for Gao Xiaojie's call.

Ma San thought to himself: It must be Gao Xiaojie who temporarily changed his hexagram, and he was reluctant to let him sleep with Xiaoyan.

Ma San was angry and banged on the courtyard door of Gao Xiaojie's house.

Gao Xiaojie's father came to open the courtyard door and asked, "Ma San, why are you running here in the middle of the night?" ”

"I'm looking for Gao Xiaojie." Ma San said angrily.

Father Gao asked in confusion: "It's midnight, what are you looking for Xiaojie to play, let me tell you: he was drunk and had already slept." ”

Ma San didn't believe it, so he had to go into the house to have a look.

Father Gao saw that Ma San and Gao Xiaojie were good friends, so he let him in.

Ma San entered Gao Xiaojie's bedroom and saw that he was sleeping like a dead pig on his back facing the sky, and the ** in his crotch was erected like an anti-aircraft gun.

Ma San angrily twisted a handful of Gao Xiaojie's *** and thought: Grass mud horse, what a big bad pen, Xiaoyan is not drunk, he is drunk.

Gao Xiaojie slept until noon the next day, and after lunch, he ran to find Ma San.

Ma San pursed his lips and asked, "Last night, did you sleep with Xiaoyan?" ”

Gao Xiaojie smiled and replied embarrassedly: "Damn, Xiaoyan's alcohol consumption is bigger than mine, she is not drunk, I am drunk." ”

Ma San said disdainfully: "You, you can't hold up the dog feces on the wall." ”

Gao Xiaojie touched his crotch and asked suspiciously: "I got out of bed this morning and felt a little pain." Hey, was I drunk last night, and Xiaoyan took the opportunity to treat me with that? ”

"Humph! You think beautifully! Ma San said angrily: "You stinky and coaxing, Xiaoyan is not rare." ”