Chapter Eighty-Five: Trick the Corpse

What should I do if I encounter a corpse that is about to be swindled?

In fact, there are three ways, the first one, that is, to run for the record. This kind of guy who has become evil www.biquge.info is not only difficult to fight, but also knows how to defeat the family, and it is already a species with its own feng shui, and it is a difficult guy to deal with, so what if you don't run? But if I run away and wait for her to cheat the corpse, then who cares?

The second way, that is, to wait for her to cheat the corpse and use a spell to destroy her, in fact, this method is the simplest, wait for her to cheat the corpse and use a spell to clean her up, how good? But if I think about it, who doesn't have a child? Who hasn't died? Although it's simple and efficient to knock her out, I can't get over my conscience! I don't know when I have identified with my profession, my purpose is to let the dead rest in peace, this is my responsibility!

Neither method will work, then there is only the last one, that is, while she has not yet deceived the corpse, quickly burn paper and kowtow to her, if she still has a trace of mind now, then maybe there is some hope!

Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and pulled Liu Wenjie to kneel. Eh, kneel, just think of yourself as accumulating yin virtue.

Looking at the flame of the ever-bright lamp in front of me crumbling, I knew that this was the embodiment of evil spirit, seeing this, I didn't dare to have a trace of slackness, holding burning paper in my hand, kneeling and kowtowing.

But even so, the evil spirit in this room is still only increasing, and I am afraid that I am about to cheat the corpse, I hurriedly said in horror: "Eh, big sister, you see that your good years are gone, it's a pity for you, but this is not necessarily a bad thing, I heard that Jobs has an apple 32 below, how about it?" Tempted? If you are tempted, don't come back, don't 3298, don't 1980, just 998, 998 apple 32 and take it home! ”

After saying this, I looked at the evil qi around me, and it actually weakened in an instant, but before I could come back to my senses, the evil qi that had already faded suddenly became stronger again!

I'm on my knees, my heart is bleeding, don't play with such a person!

So I knelt on the ground, didn't want face or anything, kowtowed vigorously, and said while kowtowing: "Okay, okay, sister, how about we don't want Apple 32?" I have acquaintances in the underworld, and I won't tell you anything, my master is in the underworld, and he told me that Michael Jackson, Huang Jiaju and other things have been holding concerts down there recently! Why don't you go down and have a look? I won't tell you, Huang Jiaju is choosing the MV heroine below? You are so embarrassed to fall into the moon and flowers, you will definitely be able to choose if you go down! Maybe you will become a new generation of heartthrobs in the underworld! ”

Having said this, I paid careful attention to the evil qi around me again, but this time I made a mistake, this time the evil qi became unprecedentedly powerful, and even the everlasting lamp on the table was affected, and the flames kept swaying left and right!

I looked at the terrifying scene in front of me, gritted my teeth, lowered my head, and said loudly: "Sister, don't make trouble, just be your poor buddy, okay?" Dude is also a hard-working person, wherever you go, where you are haunted, where you die, don't toss buddy, okay? Dude kowtows to you here! ”

After saying that, I "jumped" and kowtowed three times! Then I looked at the ever-bright lamp on the table!

The ever-bright lantern was originally swaying violently, but after I said these words, the flames of the ever-bright lantern that were swaying violently suddenly quieted down. I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, fortunately, these sisters are a little human, and finally don't make a fuss!

But within three seconds of stopping, Liu Wenjie suddenly took my hand, pointed to the front and said, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, look at it!" I followed Liu Wenjie's gesture and looked over, and the evil qi that had calmed down was boiling again in an instant!

And the flame of the everlasting lamp on the table is also flickering and swaying from side to side! Swayed to a certain extent, the flame of the ever-bright lamp was actually extinguished!

I gasped, what a strong evil breath this is, I'm afraid it's almost the same as the Yin Spirit Evil at the beginning!

Seeing this, I can't suppress my anger anymore, his uncle, what about the clay figurine? So I didn't kowtow anymore: I stood up and pointed to the statue and began to scold: "Come on, little girl, aren't you very good? Come on, come and cheat the corpse, Lao Tzu has endured you all night, I haven't seen you such a guy who doesn't eat oil and salt, come on, my spells are ready, hit your face full of flowers, let your parents also see how capricious their daughter is, come on! ”

I vented all the words I wanted to say in my heart at this moment, but Liu Wenjie next to me was frightened, and he asked me tremblingly: "Old Liu, are you really ready for a spell?" ”

When I heard this, I immediately gave Liu Wenjie a burst, how could I prepare a charm? How do I know things are going to turn out like this? What I said just now was just a moment of anger but I said it, you must know that my legs are weak now, think about myself just now I really want to give myself a mouthful, if she really gets up the corpse, then Liu Wenjie and I can only wait for death!

But to my surprise, after I said these words, the imaginary storm did not come, and the evil atmosphere in the house was also obviously lightened, I patted my chest with palpitations, it was really dangerous, I didn't think that this chick ate hard or soft, and I don't know if she heard that I was going to hit her face full of disfigurement or because I said her parents?

But this can only show one thing, this chick still has a hint of intelligence.

Liu Wenjie took advantage of this opportunity to light the extinguished lantern, and then continued to throw burning paper into the brazier! At this moment, the evil aura has faded, and the air is not so cold!

Seeing this, I quickly took out paper and pen from my pocket, and took advantage of the only trace of tranquility, I began to draw talismans! No, this chick is moody, I have to have a red heart and prepare with both hands. Who knows if she'll suddenly cheat the corpse? So I'm not going to let go of my mind at any time.

Time passed little by little, it was almost eleven o'clock, I had already drawn three shattering charms, two hemostatic charms, and then drew a palm talisman for Liu Wenjie by the way, looking at the quiet time, I guess this guy won't be making a fuss, at least not tonight. Survive tonight, notify her family tomorrow, tell her to cremate quickly, no, it's too exciting, it's more enjoyable than doing a roller coaster!

I was a little sleepy in a daze, I said to Liu Wenjie, closed my eyes and rested for a while, I asked him to stare at the corpse's every move, and notify me immediately if there was a problem!

I don't know how long it took, I opened my eyes, Liu Wenjie was sitting on the side playing with his mobile phone, I asked him, "Brother Jie, is there water?" I'm so thirsty! ”

Liu Wenjie showed a bitter and affectionate expression: "Old Liu, I've been thirsty all night!" ”

I showed a look of disdain and said to him, "Brother Jie, I have water in my backpack, you can bring it for me!" ”

"I'm too lazy for you to give birth to maggots, you won't take it yourself!" Liu Wenjie scolded and scolded, but he still helped me get it!

The moment I opened my bag, my kitten "Root" showed its head! Liu Wenjie caressed my cat, "What a cute little guy!" ”

My cat, perhaps because of the suffocation, naturally barked, "Aim!" ”

And I was in a daze, and suddenly I was scared into a cold sweat by this cat meow, why, how did I forget about it!