Chapter Eighty-Six: Yellow Chicken Blood, Pouring White Coffin
I believe everyone knows that cats and dogs can't get close to the corpse, because cats and dogs are born with yin and yang eyes, and can make people catch the qi and let people's souls enter the body of cats and dogs, and cats are the guardians of the ghost gate, and dogs are the incarnation of the roaring dogs, guarding the courtyard from evil ghosts. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info set up a mourning hall to overkill the deceased, and the existence of cats and dogs will make the deceased afraid.
The more scientific explanation is that there is static electricity on the cat, when the cat walks into the dead, because the static electricity on the cat is opposite to the bioelectric nature of the deceased, it will produce a click and activate the dead person, similar to the principle of high-voltage electricity activating people!
There is a saying: "I am not afraid of the wind and rain at the funeral, but I am afraid of the nine lives before the corpse." ”
Just when I was scared out of a cold sweat, the cat in my bag barked again, "Aim!" ”
This cry is no worse than any lion's roar, at least it makes me shiver. I hurriedly said to Liu Wenjie: "Brother Jie, take my cat out, don't...."
But before I could finish speaking, I felt the evil gas in the room spread like a gas leak in an instant, and according to this posture, it was even more powerful than the evil gas just now!
I've scolded myself a hundred times in my heart at this moment, his uncle, why did you say I forgot about this cat? Isn't this self-digging grave?
Liu Wenjie also felt the evil aura in the house at this moment, and he said to me tremblingly: "Old, old Liu, what the hell is going on?" I hurriedly said to Liu Wenjie: "Brother Jie, quickly, take my cat away, stay away from here, if you go on like this, you will cheat the corpse!" ”
Liu Wenjie is not a person who does not have a long brain, at least he did not drop the chain at this time, he has already seen it, I am afraid that the sudden increase in evil spirit has a lot to do with this cat, so he hurriedly took the cat out.
I watched the anger getting stronger and stronger, and I couldn't help it, so let's continue to say good things. If you are lucky, you may be able to calm the evil spirit, but if you are unlucky, you can wait for the corpse. You said that you are a dead girl, and you don't make people worry about dying, do you have such a slut?
So I hurriedly knelt on the ground and said: "Don't be afraid, eldest sister, don't be afraid, this is not actually a cat, it is a big mouse with a long tail, I am willing to raise a mouse, don't be afraid, the real thing, I didn't get you!" ”
Liu Wenjie put the cat outside and hurriedly came back, knelt down beside me and said, "Sister, don't be afraid, it's just a cat, one day I'll bring you a few dogs and bite it to death!" ”
Originally, Liu Wenjie thought that this dead girl was just afraid of cats, but how did he know that the dog was also the nemesis of this corpse?
Sure enough, after he said these words, "Peng" sounded, and the evil qi in this room was like a balloon about to explode, growing exponentially, and I looked at Liu Wenjie helplessly. "Huh!"
Liu Wenjie also knew that he seemed to have said something that should not be said, and asked me with a frightened face: "Old Liu, what is the situation?" ”
I looked at Liu Wenjie with a loveless expression and said to him, "Brother Jie, are there any chickens here?" Bring me one! ”
After saying that, I ignored him, continued to kowtow, and said good things. Liu Wenjie didn't say a word, got up and left. Seeing this situation, I laughed secretly in my heart, hum, dead girl, wait for my chicken to come, sprinkle your face with chicken blood, see if you still have to be scared?
Two minutes later, Liu Wenjie came, and I was so excited to see that I didn't have to be scared anymore! But when I saw what he was holding, I was helpless!
"Brother Jie, what do you mean by getting me a roast chicken?" Liu Wenjie said to me with a confused face: "Don't you want chickens? This is the best roast chicken, are you hungry? ”
I was instantly speechless by Liu Wenjie's stupidity! So I said to Liu Wenjie with a smile and a smile: "Brother Jie, what I want is raw chicken, the kind that can sprinkle chicken blood to suppress yin when the time comes, not food, do you have it?" ”
After speaking, Liu Wenjie also paused for a moment and said, ", Lao Liu, if you don't say it earlier, you wait for me, I'll bring it to you!" With that, he trotted out again.
I smiled bitterly in my heart, but when I looked at the evil qi in front of me that was almost turning into water, I couldn't laugh anymore. Hurriedly knelt and kowtowed: "Eldest sister, don't toss the little brother, the little brother will kowtow to you and burn the paper, this money will ensure that you are also a rich daughter over there, don't cheat the corpse!" ”
After a while, Liu Wenjie came back, carrying a yellow chicken in his hand and a knife in his right hand. I was very puzzled and asked Liu Wenjie: "Brother Jie, where did you get the chicken?" Liu Wenjie panted and said, "This owner likes to eat fresh things, today he left, this chicken was not taken away, just stayed!" ”
I didn't listen to what Liu Wenjie said, anyway, now that the yellow chicken is in hand, I have it in the world!
I laughed and got up, what the hell, little girl, I'm still afraid of you with a yellow chicken in my hand now? It's no longer time for me to kneel on your knees and beg for mercy and say nice things. At this moment, a song suddenly sounded in my heart, "I laugh proudly, I laugh proudly, laugh at the red dust and enjoy it....."
So I stood up, and I had the air of turning over and singing as a serf! I said to Liu Wenjie: "Brother Jie, I'm giving her one last chance, if she doesn't compromise, you will douse her with chicken blood." ”
Liu Wenjie immediately stood in front of the coffin, raised his head and said to me proudly: "Okay, Lao Liu, you can wait!" ”
So I cleared my throat and said to the female ghost: "Little girl, I will give you one last chance now, you can choose to calm your evil spirit, so that I will spare you once regardless of the villain, if you continue to do this, don't blame me for dousing you with yellow chicken blood!" ”
After saying that, I looked carefully at the evil breath in the house!
"Peng!" "Peng!" "Peng!"
There were three explosions in a row, and this evil qi became unprecedentedly powerful, so I sneered, it seems that you are shameless, look at me pouring you back!
Thinking of this, I shouted at Liu Wenjie: "Do it!" ”
But after twenty seconds, I still didn't see Liu Jie's move, and the chicken's scream. So I asked Liu Wenjie: "What's wrong Brother Jie?" ”
Liu Wenjie said to me with a crying voice: "I can't do it!" I don't dare to kill chickens! ”
This thing! I cursed in my heart, so I walked to Liu Wenjie's side and said to him, "Bring it, give me this chicken!" ”
After speaking, Liu Wenjie handed me the chicken. Maybe I'm too nervous at this time, or maybe the chicken's desire to survive is too strong. I didn't even catch the chicken all at once. And after this chicken hit the ground, it ran out as soon as it slipped away!
I looked at the chicken that ran out and said to Liu Wenjie: "Quick, that little animal has run out, catch it!" ”
After that, I was about to catch the chicken, but just as I was leaving, my hand was taken by something! When I turned around, I almost lost my soul!
The woman's hand was grasping my hand at this time, and her eyes were staring at me!