I took advantage of the moonlight, and took the ashes of incense, and the censer. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info came to a no-man's land and began to summon the five masters. This time, it's still like a stereoscopic technique.

This old weasel seems to be in a good mood, his complexion is ruddy and shiny, his body is healthy and complexion, and he is estimated to have achieved success in cultivating on that side.

As soon as he appeared, he repeated the old saying: "Xiaogen, what's the matter with finding a teacher?" "It's really ashamed, every time I look for this old man, I have something to ask him, and then every time I look for him, he underestimates me, and thinks I have something to find him, but this time I was still underestimated by him, and I really have something to find him. After thinking about it, my old face turned red, and it seems that I should really talk to this old guy in the future, and let him know that I am not the kind of person who thinks of you when there is something, but I think so every time, and I will definitely talk to you next fifteen, but I forget it every time, and I am ashamed.

I told him about my encounter with the Five Paths during the Chinese New Year. Proudly told him that the five gods were defeated by me. The old man smiled at me with satisfaction, and praised me a lot, what a teenager is successful, he doesn't have to worry about it anymore, what is the world's unparalleled Yushu Linfeng beautiful boy cosmic thunderbolt heartthrob, of course, the last few sentences are made up by me.

So I took the opportunity to tell him that there was a five-way god in my arm, and every two seconds after I finished speaking, the old man's expression actually changed, and he asked me in an incredible tone, "What are you talking about?" ”

It seems that he is really surprised that he even spoke the Northeast dialect, which is inconsistent with his previous image of Xianfeng Dao biting and chewing words? So I told him word by word the whole thing, and as soon as he heard it, he knew the fierce formation of the five gods, and the eight-nosed Tai Sui Qin changed the formation, and at the same time explained the reason why the five gods were not successful.

I looked at it, and sure enough, the ginger was still old and spicy, and the still stinked for a long time. This old monster can see the beginning and end of this story at a glance.,Haha,It seems that buddy is saved this time.。

I was overjoyed and said to him, is there any solution? But unexpectedly, the old man actually had a constipated expression, and said to me, "This five-way god is also the first time to meet, all the past are recorded in ancient books, but there is no record that it will also drill into people's arms, maybe it is the difference of your yin spirit system, so the solution, is the evil or auspicious teacher is unknown, but it has been recorded that there was a fox demon who had delusional thoughts of not relying on Taoism to turn into a human form, forcibly drilled into a civilian body, and the result was that the demon was incompatible, and finally exploded and died."

My current mood is like a person in the cold winter who has been splashed with a basin of cold water, feeling covered in cold sweat, too, I thought this was a unicorn arm, but now it seems to be a time bomb of human flesh, maybe one day I will "boom" a sound, and this world Segood goodbye (saygoodbay).

Maybe it was because he saw my uneasiness, Huang Wuye also meditated for a long time, and then suddenly clapped his hands and said to me, "Yes, this Wutong God is the incarnation of a frog, it seems that it should be water-based, and the five elements are born of gold and water, wood and fire, and water and wood and fire, fire and gold, and earth and water, you need to use the five elements of the five magic spells in the five elements of the seal charm three earth and gold runes to seal in your hand, in order to achieve the effect of sealing." ”

In fact, I have almost all these five magic spells, including these five element sealing talismans, they are the alchemy hydration talisman, the forest field fire burst talisman, the water log talisman, the fire fire earth talisman and the three earth gold talismans. I was still strange at the time, there are so many demon slaying charms, how can I use this sealing charm, you said that if I can seal it, then why can't I get rid of it? It turns out that I am still young, and as the so-called method has its own wonderful use, since it exists, it is useful, such as me now.

However, Huang Wuye told me that he didn't know if this method would work, after all, I was now a brand new case, and I could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor. I also sighed in my heart when I heard it, how beautiful do you say those Taoist superheroes on TV? Each enjoys the call of each of its own fans, but what about me? After being mixed up for so long, not only did no one know about me, but I was also injured and in danger of exploding at any time. Think about it, if I explode, Jia Wen will definitely say, "Liu Gen, you blew up." Then I died of depression. ”

Saying goodbye to Huang Wuye, I walked back to the dormitory, and when I was at the door of the building, I saw Jia Wen's grandson leaning against the wall and clasping his throat there, I hurriedly went up and patted him on the back, and Shun Shun, this grandson looked at me gratefully, "Liu Gen... Wow....", he threw up all over the ground.

Then he tossed for a while, and said with his unique Jia humor, "I threw up because I snapped my throat, not because you were ugly." "I deserved to give him a big-eared thunderbolt, Lao Tzu is handsome, you say?

After he vomited, the two of us went back to the bedroom, and after a closer look, the stupid black thick straight muscular man Sun Yu's face was already red, and Wu De, the wine tank, also spoke a little trembling, and the gun king Li Chunyang fell asleep with his bare buttocks. Who knows what he went through before he went to bed? And Wen Zhao is commonly known as a cup of pouring, a person is entertaining himself listening to the song of the eunuch, cutting plums. I looked at the messy dormitory, but my heart was peaceful, maybe this is what a university should be like.

The next day, all of us in the dormitory skipped a morning of class, and it was said that only three students came to class that day, and it seemed that it was not just us, all the students had a little drink the day before the start of school, but I could imagine the teacher's depressed bitter face.

I still didn't go to class in the afternoon, and I was pulling our Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse classmate, fortunately, it was daytime, I could see his appearance clearly, his eyes were not big, but he was very godly, and he had a pair of white-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose.

But I'm not dressed very well, one hand wrapped around a three-earth gold talisman, in order to prevent him from falling off, I specially bought a piece of rhubarb cloth, painted a charm, wrapped around the hand like a bandage, and wrapped the side of the talisman inside, take a closer look like the cold pretending to force the male protagonist in Japanese comics, for this matter Liu Wenjie also laughed at me for killing Matt nobleman.

But I didn't tell him about it, because I don't trust him too much, just joke about it, even Huang Wuye has never seen one body and two souls, you know a fart.

I pulled him to sit down at one of the school cafes and talk about the zombie. If you want to say that our school, although the system is not good, the hardware is leveraged, there is a café on campus, a billiard hall, and the only swimming pool in the entire university town. Before I went to college, I looked at the school's post bar, and all of them were told by seniors that we must choose swimming in physical education class, you know.

I was still wondering at the time, what is the use of swimming lessons when you say that there are only a few girls in our school? However, I still signed up for swimming, but there were thirty-nine people in the class, thirty-eight of whom signed up for swimming, and the remaining one was still the god who didn't go out for months. I thought that instead of insisting on a swimming lesson without girls, it would be better to try to occupy the second best badminton lesson, so I gave up, but then I heard them say that swimming lessons are taken by several schools together, and the long white legs and bulging breasts, not to mention how much I regret why I didn't stick to it in the first place.

But now our classmate Liu Wenjie is going to swim with me, originally, I just want to find a quiet place with him to have a good chat, but who knows that after this guy ordered a drink, he didn't say a word, just like drinking mineral water, a mouthful, and then he ordered a second cup, also a mouthful, I asked him if he brought money, he shook his head, I knew it was bad, according to this way of drinking, I was basically going to eat soil in the second half of the month, so when he ordered the fourth cup, I hurriedly grabbed him, squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying" Brother Jie, I haven't swam either, how about you two go to the swimming pool to play? "The swimming pool only costs ten yuan, and you can swim for a day. When this kid heard this, he smiled lewdly, do you know what people call me? White stripes in the waves, Beckham in the swimming world, today my brother will show you two hands. ”

Don't say that this kid is really powerful, he didn't even get up a flower when he got out of the water, I thought at the time, if I went to participate in diving, maybe another gold medal, but a minute passed, this kid hasn't come out yet, I began to be frightened, it won't be the legendary "when to catch me, when to come out, three days not to fish, three days not out, a year not to fish, a year not to fish" type, right?

I saw that it was bad, this kid should not be bragging, quickly took the lifebuoy and prepared to go into the water, I just slowly floated to the place where he fell into the water, he suddenly appeared and shouted "surprise" to me. It was a real surprise, I was taken aback, and in this instant, I fell from my swimming ring sadly, you must know that I have never been in the water since I was a child, at most I have swam twice in the bathhouse, which is the deadliest for a landlubber like me, so I desperately shouted for help, and tossed up and down.

Liu Wenjie, the old boy, gave me a disdainful look, and then shouted at me, "It's okay to stand up straight!" In my panic, I had to listen to him, straighten my legs, and I realized that the water level here was only 1.5 meters. My face was flushed, and I wanted to get into the water.

He came for a couple of fancy swims in the water, and I floated slowly with a swimming ring next to me. I guess it's because he wants to show me like this, he wants me to show his true skills, he wants to take me to the Songhua River, give me a winter swim, and let me see what Beckham is in the swimming world.

In fact, I was very unhappy to see his stinky appearance, and I wanted him to make a fool of myself, so we left the swimming pool and took the bus to the riverside. In fact, the current temperature is very cold, most of them are still frozen, but there is an artificially opened Xiaoice pool, so winter swimming is a very scary thing, but this kid doesn't seem to know what cold is, he took off naked, only wore a pair of underwear, and stood on a sewer by the river, shouting to me, "Liu Laogen, look at the big brother's unique swimming skills, tremble alone, boy, haha." After saying that, a fierce man plunged into the water.