So, I took advantage of the fact that when he fell to the ground, a fierce man rushed out, sat him directly under him, and said to him in a condescending tone, "Poor Dao is the one hundred and eighth generation descendant of Maoshan lineage, Huang Wutianzun sat down disciple, Dao name Nida Night, you traitor who raised zombies, I finally found out." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

The white-toothed monster seemed stunned, and said to me, "Do you know the Five Heavenly Arts?" I'm a descendant of the Five Techniques of Divination, and I'm also looking for this zombie keeper."

This time it's my turn to be in a daze, what's the situation? Friendly? He told me his name, his name was Liu Wenjie, and he was actually a student in the same school as me. I also told him my name, and I know about the five magic spells, but after listening to it, he looked at me with a look of disdain, "Don't lie to people, buddy, can you tell the truth, and your name is Liu Gen, who would call such a local name, I just heard you say that you can be called Nida Night, you said that I have a heart for you, you are still hiding, how do you say that the gap between people is so big?" ”

I was really dumbfounded this time, and it's funny that people are stupid to a certain extent.

I didn't expect that the two of us would meet in this situation, especially when I was still sitting on him, the scene was as embarrassing as it was, but what was even more embarrassing was that this old boy actually thought that my name was Nidaye, and this IQ basically said goodbye to Taoism, I really don't know who is the Taoist descendant?

I had to tell him it was my nickname, nickname. My real name is Liu Gen. When this kid heard this, he was happy, showing a mouthful of big white teeth, he was really dark enough, I didn't see what he looked like when we were so close, and he was a white-toothed monster.

He was very happy and said to me, "Your nickname is Nida Night?" Weird enough. "I'll smile heartily, and you won't understand what your uncle means. However, he stretched out his hand to me and said to me, "I also have a nickname, and they all call me Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse." ”

I shook hands with him politely, I really can't see that this kid is so crazy, how can you have anything to do with Nicholas Tse with your skin color? You are Mudanjiang Mandela, in fact, when he finished saying that his name was Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse, I wanted to tell him that my name was Hailar Edison Chen, but after thinking about it carefully, I still stopped, how did I become so lacking in morality?

So I told him my basic situation, including why I know the five magic spells, but I didn't say all of them, because I know the indispensable truth of guarding against people, don't look at this kid so stupid, maybe it's pretending, because I heard that the divination heirs are basically smart, how can they be so stupid and still tell?

He also told me about his situation, muttering a lot, roughly meaning that his name is Liu Wenjie, the only child in the family, living in Mudanjiang, nicknamed Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse, 412 points in the college entrance examination was admitted to this school, he has learned Taoism since childhood, he is a Taoist family, and his family has five tricks of divination, and the consequence of cultivation is that he may be crazy and stupid when he is old. He is 177 tall and weighs 60 kilograms, can sing, is generous, enthusiastic and reliable. There is a marriage house at home, and there is land for 5 days. No bad habits. Favorite games to play are Dungeons and League of Legends.

I'll go, big brother, you said it in detail enough, why did you even tell how many people in the family, how many lands, height and weight? It's the first time we've met, not a blind date. This kid's stupidity may be true. It should belong to the kind of situation where IQ is full and EQ is negative.

I was despising him, and he sighed, "Do you know why I told you so much? Because you're the first person I've seen in the world who doesn't take what I say for madness except my family. You know, for so many years I don't know whether I am living in one of my dreams or in reality, obviously there are many strange things that can be calculated by my fortune telling, but no one wants to believe me, I can calculate a person's good fortune and evil, but they treat me as a crow's mouth, so many years, I have lived so tired, today I finally met a person who believed in what I said, a person of my kind, so I told you everything. ”

In fact, I was quite touched when I heard this passage, in fact, Mr. Yin and Yang like us (Mr. Izukuro) are divided into two factions: white and blue, white is a serious person with ability, and Lan Dao is those charlatans who cheat to eat and drink, and after ten years of suffering during the Cultural Revolution, most of those who are really capable of doing it are dead and caught. Most of the people left behind are some blue road liars, and at the same time, under the propaganda of the society, we are also packaged as witch doctors, and now it is mentioned that you are Mr. Yin and Yang, then you are a liar, because he does not conform to science, and people will always attribute the things that science can't solve to superstition, but who would have thought that the current camera, computer, and TV are also a kind of superstition for ancient people? At the same time, our status has also dropped a lot, we are helping people solve the affairs of the underworld, and the police are solving the affairs of the underworld, but we are spurned, so we can only do these "unseemly things" secretly, why do you say this? We are lonely, destined not to be recognized, I don't even dare to talk to my family about these things, although my family worships Huang Wuye, but I still know that they don't believe these things in their bones. What the hell am I fighting for?

But after Liu Wenjie said this, he was happy, "I'm sorry, I told you too much, in fact, I think it's pretty good, like having a special function, eh, you said that I will be called God in the future, how about Nicholas Tse?" I think it's pretty cool. "To tell you the truth, what he just said to me triggered my infinite feelings, and now I suddenly changed my attitude, and I suddenly felt that this kid's dementia had penetrated deep into the bone marrow and could not be cured.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Okay, God counts Nicholas Tse, it's pretty cool." He suddenly said to me, "Do you have a road number?" If not, I'll give you one, how about calling Zhao Benshan a curse? I asked him why? He said to me seriously, I think the Taoist number should be in line with reality, I look like Nicholas Tse, and you look like Zhao Benshan.

I'm going crazy, and it seems that there is one more white-toothed monster brain in the world besides cancer and AIDS.

But I would never agree to this road number, and then he gave me a lot of road numbers in a serious way, and finally I denied them, but his brain damage was too bad, and I couldn't resist him, and in the end I had to reluctantly call a Northeast undefeated.

But I don't think this Dao is so domineering and so much like a eunuch? But it's much better than Nicholas Tse.

So he didn't say a word, he asked me for a piece of yellow paper with a spell, wrote a yin letter, wrote our names and road numbers, and then forced me to kneel, and then I said the same thing to him: "I, Liu Wenjie (Liu Gen), today as Mr. Yin and Yang, sent to the prefecture to the Dao number, voluntarily admit this Tao number, and call the number in the future like a person." Then burn the paper, and that's it.

I don't know why I called him undefeated in the Northeast, God is Nicholas Tse, but maybe it's in my heart, I need to vent, since no one believes us now, what if we call this Tao, what if we call it crazy?

The two of us continued to chat for a while, and unexpectedly and unexpectedly, this kid was actually the first place in their building electrical major and the holder of the national first-class scholarship. In fact, it's no wonder that although he is very stupid, he knows from his proficiency in divination that this kid is an authentic high-IQ elite. A tendon in the brain, do things seriously to the end. It's very similar to Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump's main story. However, his narcissism is much more ruthless than Forrest Gump.

Half of the time has passed, and since we all know each other, we have left each other's contact information, and the two of us will have a good relationship in the future. But in fact, I still kept an eye on it, because I belonged to that kind of skeptical personality and didn't feel safe about anything, so I didn't tell him that I would summon Huang Wuye tomorrow.

But this kid didn't seem to be at all defenseless against me, and when he left, he gave me a self-printed business card, and I saw that there was nothing on it except his name and photo contact information. This kid is really narcissistic enough, just a poor student began to print business cards, and also printed his well-known nickname, Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse. I really don't know whether to cry or laugh.

Back in the dormitory, Wu De was already asleep, but from his dream words, he still heard that he was drinking in his dreams, which really lived up to his reputation as a wine tank. I was a little sleepy, so I lay in bed and fell asleep, and when I woke up the next day it was twelve o'clock at noon, and I woke up with a little pain in my head, which was a damn hangover.

I called An Xue to see if this girl came to Harbin, she seemed to be eating over there, and it was quite noisy anyway. As soon as she answered the phone, she seemed to be very happy, "Liu Laogen, what's wrong?" I haven't gone to school yet, and now I'm eating meat at home, do you want my sister to send you a photo of my sister eating meat in the past? Hahaha, the unlucky guy who started school on the fifteenth day of the first month. "Actually, I know that calling her is looking for death, and it's weird not to be ridiculed, but I'm like a cheap, and I'm not used to it if I don't listen to her taunts, maybe this is the power of love.

In the afternoon, Jia Wen also came, but he brought a board, came back and even put it in his notebook, and without saying a word, he began to sit in front of the computer and draw, I knew that this kid had shifted from watching love action movies to another hobby, drawing comics, and he said that he would work hard from now on and aspire to be a cartoonist. Looking at his serious appearance, it seems that he has really changed a lot, just this one holiday, but his comic book author ID is still as coquettish as ever, and the last sperm is left for me. Take a closer look at the number of likes he has really a lot, there are one or two thousand, looking at the way he works hard for his dreams, I also silently swear in my heart, when Lao Tzu has a little writing, I will definitely write a novel with my experience, to ensure that it is true, to ensure that it is good to see the explosion.

Other people in the dormitory also came back one after another, a stupid black and straight muscular man Sun Yu, a simple and honest Wen Zhao on the outside and obscene on the inside, and Li Chunyang, who is known as the little prince of the appointment. With the addition of Wu De, cartoonist Jia Wen and me in Yushu Linfeng, there are six people in this dormitory. To be honest, I'm glad to be assigned to this dormitory, at least everyone is very real, at least it's not as intriguing as others say about the dormitory, and everyone won't have something unpleasant for any student union or scholarship.

What happened on the first day in the boys' dormitory, of course, was drinking and playing poker, but I don't know which thief came up with the idea, playing poker and drinking beer, and the loser drank a bottle, I was very sad and Sun Yu Wu De was divided into a group, these two people played a bad hand, but the amount of alcohol was not covered, but I didn't have this wine tank and muscle man so can drink, and although we are a group, but I always feel that it is now a dozen five. We are not fighting landlords, and there will not be a situation where a king bombs a junior, but I believe that if it is a landlord, these two people will definitely be able to do it.

I drank six bottles and it didn't work, I had to go out and buckle it, so I took advantage of this kung fu, I looked at the round moon outside, holding the incense ash, I want to summon the fifth master and ask about the condition of my hand.