Chapter 47, Chengguan Dogtooth International Column, Chengguan Dogtooth International Column, this very awkward name of the organization, from the actual appearance, is one of the main official forces on the natural front in contemporary China, and at this moment, according to the organizational transfer and distribution, Wang Qiu, who is a junior in the first half of this year and will enter the senior year in the second half of the year, joined the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column in ignorance as an intern, and gloriously became a member of China's natural front. Well, by the way, he is also a senior reincarnation who has successfully escaped from the infinite space, and has a lot of friendship with Doraemon, Suzumiya Haruhi, and Nohara Shinnosuke, who are at the top of the food chain, and can call the wind and rain and destroy the world with a light yì. Then, as an old comrade-in-arms who had also experienced in the infinite space, Professor Guo Jingguo, in the name of the official, extended a hand to Wang Qiu that could not be refused. “…… Wang Qiu, first of all, thank you for your help and rescue in the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty. Secondly, a situation like yours falls squarely under the jurisdiction of our department. Please rest assured, Comrade Xiao Wang, there are actually a lot of people like you with strange experiences and special abilities in the country -- I have seen all psychics, psychics, immortal cultivators, adventurers and magicians who have returned from the other world, and there are many of them in our city, so you don't have to worry about being sliced and studied as a guinea pig. But on the other hand, Comrade Xiao Wang, you should also know that if a person with special power like you cannot be used by the state and is subject to official constraints, then it will be very dangerous for both the country and yourself -- because it will pose a great potential threat to the social order, so I hope you can carefully consider my advice and not make the wrong choice that will embarrass everyone...... Of course, the organization is not only about obligations and not about returns, and if you make sacrifices and contributions to the country, you will naturally get corresponding benefits. Please believe that the party and the organization will definitely give you appropriate treatment, and will also provide some special conveniences according to your needs......" In this dusty and messy office, Professor Guo had a kind and gentle smile on his face, but he said threatening words to Wang Qiu. Then, he first handed Wang Qiu a thick stack of trial contracts, then turned around and took out a gadget from his pocket, threw it with his hand, and accurately threw it into Wang Qiu's hand, "...... Nuo, young man, take this black dogtooth that represents our unit, from now on, we are good comrades-in-arms who fight side by side, I hope that in the future, we can continue to cooperate sincerely, everyone must work together" Wang Qiu took it and looked at it, it was now a small pendant in the shape of a tooth made of obsidian, engraved with the Chinese character of "dog's tooth" on the front, and the English translation of "dog's tooth" and a sickle and hammer party emblem on the back. The root has a hole in it, and it seems that it can be hung around the neck or on a mobile phone with a rope. Looking at the large stack of trial contracts in his hand, as well as this "combination of Chinese and Western" black dog tooth badge, and the name of this organization that can be called awkward to the extreme, Wang Qiu suddenly seemed to feel that the solidity of the whole world was pouring into his heart, and a desire to complain suddenly arose from his chest. Wang Qiu has been deprived of physical strengthening, in addition to knowing a lot of foreign languages, he is an ordinary college student, but he has a dimensional pocket that connects the world of Doraemon, and the "Book of Traveling" that enters the infinite space, which can be regarded as a kind of special ability), if he has been holding his tail to conceal his identity, and has not been known by others from beginning to end, then it will be fine. But once it is exposed to the sun, it cannot be used by the state, and it must be taboo by the state...... However, judging from the fact that Wang Qiu had to constantly save people from the infinite space, it was almost impossible to never be exposed, and he felt wary and hostile to the state that might curb their misdeeds. But Wang Qiu did not have such delusions - first, after experiencing so many dangers of life and death, he already knew very well that crossing did not mean success and happiness, but a great adventure of nine deaths. Those time-traveling novels of the Xiaobaiwen genre are just using the image of Long Aotian's protagonist to vent the author's own envy and jealousy of ** officials and extravagant rich people, and cater to the preferences of teenagers and middle school patients who are greedy for pleasure or paranoid fantasies; Second, his so-called special ability can't be played at all in the real world, and the reason why he can call the wind and rain in the other world is mostly due to the unreliable foreign aid of the machine qì cat, in case this blue-skinned cat pays off his debts one day, he is afraid that he will call the sky not to call the earth ineffective. -- Since we don't have the capital to fight the state, we don't have the possibility of keeping it secret forever, and we are even desperate for reinforcements, so it is better to cooperate with the state honestly. But the problem is, even if you want to mix up an official identity, you have to be reliable, right? What is this urban management canine tooth international column? So...... Inhale, exhale, concentrate, grasp the theme, Wang Qiupai spit cannon is charged, fire again"...... Professor Guo, although you seem to have vaguely missed a few words with me at that time in the Northern Song Dynasty, I am not completely unprepared for such a thing as being co-opted by the state. But here's the problem...... Why do you want to give me seven contracts at a time, from the National Security Department to the General Staff to the Ministry of Public Security -- what kind of unit are you? And why a dispatch worker contract? Let labor dispatch workers be national security? This is too strange, isn't it" After a group of three consecutive blows, Wang Qiu gasped slightly, frowned and looked at the last contract, shook his head and continued to wonder, "...... And the last contract, which was actually written in a foreign language. It looks like Western alphabet, but it's not English, it's not French, it's not German, it's not Spanish, italian, it's not Russian...... With the sixteen Chinese I learned in Doraemon with the [Universal Dream Learning Device], I can't understand a single word in which language this thing is written? And what is written on it? Forgive me for saying ugly things ahead, Professor Guo, we have been friends together, don't get a deed of sale to fool me......." Alas, slow down, slow down, you asked so many questions in one breath, I have to think about it, and then answer you one by one. Ahem, first of all, since Japan can let temporary workers who have not graduated from high school manage nuclear reactors, why can't we Chinese let labor dispatch workers serve as national security? Which is the greater danger of an intelligence breach or a nuclear catastrophe? So, young people, learn to be calm, and secondly, about asking you to sign seven probationary contracts at a time, because of the special organizational structure of our unit -- I will tell you more about this later. Ahem, as for the last contract, it was written in Esperanto, and it was also the biggest: the Comintern's International Exorcism Column ......" Professor Guo helped the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and replied, "...... Seriously, I can't even understand this Esperanto, you just have to sign it. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ - The so-called Esperanto is a language founded by Dr. Zamenhof, a Polish Jew, in 186 on the basis of the Indo-European language family, and Dr. Zamenhof hoped that with the help of this language, mankind could achieve mutual understanding among peoples, eliminate hatred and war, and realize an equal and fraternal human family. In a sense, this new language was also a by-product of the world revolution of that year, symbolizing the hope of the sages that the working people of the world would break through the barriers of various languages and truly unite ...... However, although Dr. Zamenhof made it clear that the original intention of the language was to remove language barriers in international interactions, so that people of all races and colors in the world could live together as brothers and sisters in the same human family. But in fact, until now, the number of people who have mastered Esperanto has been only about 100,000, according to the most optimistic statistics, far fewer than the number of people who know Old Latin and Greek, and probably about the same number as some Indian tribal languages...... No way, who wants to spend a lot of time and energy learning a strange language that they don't know where to use? “…… Nani? Actually write a contract in Esperanto? Is this organization really international? How many people in the world can understand? Wang Qiu felt that all the strings called reason in his mind had been broken, so he was speechless for a while, "Moreover, a violent unit under a world proletarian alliance organization like the International Column, which is a high-end and high-grade organization, can actually hang under our Chinese city management?" …… Wait, I remember that the history textbooks in middle school seemed to say that the Comintern had not been disbanded in 1943? ”“…… Alas, young man, in this world, there are many things you don't know What you just said is just the Third International of the surface world, but it belongs to the International ** exorcism column of the underground world, but it has continued from the time of Marx to the present day" Professor Guo sighed and said calmly, "...... It is a pity that the Comintern was so poor that instead of paying us salaries and allocating funds, it always mobilized us to donate...... So we usually take the instructions over there as a deaf ear, and you can just sign this contract casually, as if you were signing up for an online forum. If you're really not at ease, it doesn't matter if you just sign a screen name, a pen name, a nickname, or a player name - anyway, it's just trying to make up the numbers, but it's good to boast that our Comintern has power, and that there are millions of members around the world...... "Hell, how does this Comintern in the 21st century sound like a pyramid scheme?" Where has the revolutionary spirit of seeking truth from facts gone? Hey, no matter what he is, just sign a screen name on the contract - I just don't know if there is any Esperanto translation software on the Internet? Wang Qiudeng couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, and at the same time his mind was open, but Professor Guo continued slowly, "...... In fact, Comrade Xiao Wang, I haven't reported your specific situation to the higher units, because before confirming your abnormal situation, I can't even be sure whether I really traveled to the time and space of the Northern Song Dynasty, became an immortal, reversed the shame of Jingkang, and saw Yue Fei and Yue Wumu's demeanor with my own eyes; Or maybe it's just a strange dream in my head...... It's only now that I've let go of a hanging heart. He got up and poured Wang Qiu a cup of hot tea, opened the thick cowhide cover notebook, and took out a pen from his pocket, "... Okay, now can you tell me about the places you've traveled to and rescued anyone since I returned to the real world? So, ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ at dusk that day, Senior Sister Ma Tong, who was setting up a stall to sell toilets in the ceramics market, was also called to the Chengguan Building by a phone call, and then Professor Guo, who was enthusiastic about recruiting newcomers, stuffed a bunch of freshly printed trial contracts, plus a black dogtooth carved from obsidian...... He was also semi-forcibly incorporated into the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column in a daze, and gloriously became a member of our country's natural front. However, although Ma Tong, who has been unemployed for a long time after graduation, has no objection to entering the system to work for the state, she seems to be very dissatisfied with the strange name of the "Chengguan Dogtooth International Column", a special organization of China's official natural forces. “…… Not to mention why even such a secret front work can be done in such a strange way as labor dispatch, before I sign these contracts, can you first answer one of my more important puzzles -- why is our country actually handled by chengguan to deal with natural problems? No matter how you look at it, this administrative level seems to be a little too low, and in some of the novels I've read, it seems that professionals like the dragon group agents should be in charge of things like this...... Uh, am I saying something wrong? Ma Tong suddenly noticed very keenly that when she mentioned the word "dragon group" just now, Wang Qiu and Professor Guo suddenly exchanged a rather strange look, and their expressions seemed to become a little ...... Tangled? “…… Ahem, this question...... Let me explain, before you came here, I just asked Professor Guo about this. After a moment of silence, Wang Qiu coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and said, "...... Well, theoretically speaking, in our Chinese Ministry of State Security, there is indeed a very famous dragon group......""...... Theoretically? Ma Tong blinked, and immediately heard the voiceover, "...... So what about actually? ”“…… In fact, according to Professor Guo, in the office of the dragon group of the Beijing General Administration of Guoan, it is not the kind of beer-bellied uncle who spends the day with a newspaper and a cup of tea, and only wants to eat and wait for death, but the rich second-generation official and second-generation fashionable young man who rarely goes to work one day a week and is busy racing and dancing all day long in search of excitement...... In short, the so-called Dragon Group is the same as the Party History Office, which is mainly used to give 'certain people, temporary jobs, and empty salaries......" Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and said, "...... So, don't expect too much from the real dragon group or anything. Ma Tong was stunned for a moment, "...... Legendary Dragons...... Is it such a virtuous act? So who should do the actual work? ”“…… Ahem, of course, it only depends on our urban management canine teeth international column, this is the so-called comprehensive law enforcement" Professor Guo coughed, interjected, and pointed to his nose a little depressed, and then took out a large number of documents from his pocket, the top one is Guoan's, and the cover also draws a golden dragon with teeth and claws, "...... Look, we have all the certificates of any unit here, and all of them are genuine, because they have subcontracted the work" and Wang Qiu also sighed, spread out the seven trial contracts stuffed by Professor Guo on the table, pointed to them one by one and explained to Ma Tong: "...... The unit we joined was the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column. ”“…… But we are also tantamount to joining the dragon group of national security""...... We also hang the sign of the Natural Military Intelligence Department of the General Staff""...... Theoretically speaking, we are still a capable SWAT team of the Ministry of Public Security""...... On the other hand, we are the Chinese branch of the Comintern's exorcist brigade, although I registered under a screen name""...... As for the one who really gave us orders, it was actually the Office for the Handling of Natural Phenomena under the State Council. ”“…… Most of our members are paid by a labor company with a special background - because only a small number of people are able to mix with the establishment of public institutions and civil servants. Everyone else is a temporary labor dispatch worker, so they can only receive a salary at the level of a temporary worker, and during the internship period, they don't even have a dime, which is really sad," Wang Qiu spread his hands and concluded to Ma Tong, "But what's even sadder is that we don't seem to have a choice - there seem to be many guys like us, so let's sign the contract, Senior Sister Ma Tong." You're a temporary worker, with a little salary. My contract is still an intern, and before I graduated from college, I didn't even have a salary, and I didn't know how to take care ......of my meal," he muttered with a depressed face. “…… What's what? Is there such a perverted ♂ unit in the world? Ma Tong was about to be messy in the wind when he heard it for a while," ...... It's enough for others to accept dual leadership, but this unit actually has to accept sevenfold leadership? How did such a strange unit come about? ”“…… To be honest, I was surprised by this, but I didn't have time to ask yet. Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyes to look at Professor Guo. …… Ahem, on this issue, there is actually a very complex historical origin, and we must start with the process of the birth of this unit......" Facing the inquiring eyes of the two juniors, Professor Guo coughed, took a sip of tea and said, "...... First of all, there is nothing wrong with the materialistic worldview that you learned in school, so there were no gods and demons in this world, let alone natural phenomena, but since there are human beings, there are more people who are delusional all day long, and there are all kinds of natural phenomena......"

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