Chapter 48, Professor Guo who stumbled

Under the strong request of these two rookie newcomers, in order to explain why there was a strange situation in which a unit hung seven signs, accepted seven leaders, and only provided temporary worker treatment to most of its members, Professor Guo had to give a rough explanation of the basic situation of this department, as well as the historical origin of the natural force organization in New China.

According to Professor Guo's introduction, leaving aside the era of the Republic of China before the founding of the People's Republic of China, from the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China to the reform and opening up, there was no supernatural organ within the new Chinese government -- because there was no need for political commissars with firm beliefs to directly crush a strange force and chaos

-- In the past history of mankind, the origin of so-called supernatural powers, magic, gods, and demons has actually come from the fantasies of the human mind. Therefore, it is not God who creates people, but people who create God.

The fantasy products of gods and ghosts, for mortals, are believed in and not.

If you don't believe in God, then God doesn't exist for you at all. If you don't believe in ghosts, then even the ghosts will be helpless against you.

Since humans can create ghosts and gods, nature can also destroy them. And the scientific belief in communism, atheism, is the special medicine for the elimination of a fantasy race -- if gods and demons are bacteria, then communism is an antibiotic; If gods and demons are computer viruses, then communism is formatting software, no matter what kind of gods and demons it bears, no matter what kind of gods and demons it bears, whether it bears the name of Yahweh, Allah, Buddha, Hades, or Lucifer, it cannot appear in front of the real communists.

Therefore, in those years of burning passion, even an unscientific fantasy product could not gain a foothold in the Chinese big 6 with the red flag flying. And all the ghosts, snakes, and gods that the old society once had have have long been swept away in the previous ideological movements.

But the problem is that with the arrival of the spring breeze of reform and opening up, the long-closed door of the country has been opened, and not only all kinds of new ideas and technologies have come in, but also some flies and mosquitoes have also entered. All of a sudden, all kinds of legal religions and illegal cults blossomed in all provinces of the country, and all kinds of supernatural incidents began to resurgence on the land of China. The sudden appearance of the traverser and the wormhole, as well as the strong support of traditional forces abroad, gave some ambitious religious leaders real natural powers, and began to stir up more and more rampant troubles.

In the face of true communist beliefs, these forces of nature have no room at all. But the problem is that the kind of red faith that can withstand thousands of tempers, firm and pure, has gradually disappeared in this era.

And all kinds of evil exist in Zài, but once again they begin to move, threatening this world that is crumbling day by day.

So, from the end of the 8s, the public security, the General Staff, and the national security went into battle together, and the eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and successively recruited people with extraordinary abilities through various channels, and made out the Dragon Group, the Natural Military Intelligence Department, the Special Police Team, and the Natural Phenomenon Processing Office...... And so on and so forth. In the end, the organization was bloated and redundant, and not only did the functions of each other conflict with each other, but also some of them could not afford it financially.

Therefore, after entering the 90s, in the face of the confusion of beliefs, the increasingly severe new situation of new forms, and the crises caused by various forces, the state had to greatly streamline the supernatural institutions in order to reduce the number of personnel and increase efficiency.

However, there is a very fatal problem that the civil service industry has always been an iron rice bowl, and smashing any post will cause an uproar, and it is even more difficult for civil servants who are engaged in secret work to make arrangements. The most terrible thing is that the leader who was actually in charge of streamlining Yu did not have much courage and even less experience in practical work, so he finally came up with an extremely strange streamlining plan -- all the soldiers were eliminated and all the officers remained.

“…… In other words, those who have no foundation and connections have been eliminated, and the officials who eat financial meals have been retained. ”

Professor Guo explained calmly, and Wang Qiu and Ma Tong both wanted to make a cup of Sanlu for the party to drink

- The Extraordinary Division without Abilities...... Is this a hairy thing?

It's as ridiculous as a hospital without doctors and nurses, or a bus stop without a driver

Well, even if the state has the ultimate strategic power that can wipe out a qiē ability, there is no need to make such a name for wasting money, right?

Although Wang Qiu's mind seemed to have 10,000 alpacas galloping majestically, Professor Guo continued to tell with a calm face.

No matter how outrageous, absurd, and bizarre this streamlining plan is, in short, after this drastic streamlining, the financial expenses of the Alien Department have finally been reduced, and there will be no conflict between them again because of the division of powers.

The only trouble is that, after all this streamlining, all the natural problems have become completely unattended.

-- All the professionals who can survive have been dismissed, and all that remains is a bunch of pampered laymen and redundant people......

Obviously, the result of such suicidal nonsense can only be the complete paralysis of all relevant departments and the anger of the central leadership.

Therefore, in order to solve this problem, the Office of Natural Phenomena Processing took the lead, and other major nominal and non-existent departments followed up, learned from the advanced experience of local departments, and started the business of authorized agent subcontracting.

Since then, China's natural front has become a stage for the new type of military force of chengguan.

“…… In short, after deducting those redundant personnel who can only eat empty salaries, China's natural front is actually relying on all kinds of temporary workers and labor dispatch workers to take the lead. The vast majority of them are included in the urban management establishment.

Originally, in addition to our "dogs" and troops, there were a series of other units codenamed "Huya" and "Dragon's Teeth", but after a long period of competition and elimination, it is now our "dogs" who occupy a dominant position -- because we are waving the banner of an international column, we can cooperate with overseas organizations more easily and carry out overseas tasks more conveniently, unlike other units, which can only rotate around one acre and three points of land in China.

In addition, there is also a supernatural reconnaissance team that has been operating around the world for a long time under the banner of a science and education television program film crew as a cover, providing us with intelligence and clues. We insiders nicknamed the crew 'Burial Trap,......

Professor Guo held a teacup in his hand and introduced Wang Qiu and Ma Tong as follows, "...... Oh, by the way, the series of science and education programs they filmed, you should have also seen it on the Central X TV station, it is the "Into Science" ......"

-- Marx has too many points to complain about

Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, feeling that he wanted to make a cup of Sanlu for the party even more.

But I have to admit that there is still some legal basis for this kind of cheating practice of authorized agents.

As we all know, China's "chengguan law enforcement" can almost encompass public power, so how did this powerful institution come into being?

So far, local chengguan have generally been authorized by local governments to act as agents for some of the rights (mainly punishments) of the industrial and commercial, public security, and health departments, while the central government has not had a chengguan headquarters at all. In essence, the emergence of chengguan is just a centralized subcontracting of the administrative punishment power exercised by various local departments to a violent organization.

In other words, this is the result of various departments transferring the power of administrative punishment to the urban management because they are too troublesome.

-- But the problem is that it's easy to hand over power, but it's hard to take it back.

Since this is the case, it is natural that the major departments can follow the same example and subcontract their various violent operations to the corresponding urban management agencies through the method of authorizing agents--since it is a secret front, it can even be exempted from making it public.

It is truly the pinnacle of bureaucracy after it has been exhibited to the extreme

-- "Bureaucracy" is explained in Ci Hai as follows: "The bad style of state functionaries who are divorced from reality and the masses and only know how to give orders. The expression is that they do not understand the actual situation, do not care about the weal and woe of the masses, act arbitrarily, suppress democracy, and even become arbitrary, claiming to be the king and hegemonic, etc.; It also includes the phenomenon of a large number of departments, bloated institutions, many levels, people pulling each other's skins, too many false positions, and low work efficiency. ”

Just as the bureaucratic Japanese imperial secretary was seized power by the samurai, and the bureaucratic Soviet Union was overthrown by Gorbachev's "new thinking," the bureaucratic dragon group has been hollowed out by the diligent chengguan members.

Uh-huh, sure enough, our chengguan has the power

However, Wang Qiu is still quite puzzled by one of the questions:

“…… Even if you want to engage in authorized subcontracting, why should you use the most cheating labor dispatch contract for the hired aliens? Those regular urban management are also established by public institutions? Could it be that the government is so slamming the door that it is reluctant to give even such a small salary and treatment? ”

Oh, I understand that our Chinese bureaucracy has always been this kind of urine -- if there is something, let the temporary workers do it, and if something goes wrong, the temporary workers will take responsibility, and the leaders of the Ministry only need to make a profound review, and then fire the temporary workers in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, and then they can give an explanation to the top and bottom. After the fact, you can quietly re-recruit the original team, which is equivalent to nothing...... Could it be that you're like that too? ”

“…… Ahem, Comrade Xiao Wang, don't imagine the country and the government too dark, look at the bright side more, feel the positive energy of the society, understand? The reason why there are so many temporary workers in the organization is actually a lot of unavoidable hardships. ”

Professor Guo first reprimanded a few words with a straight face, but then sighed again, "...... Ay...... How so? In the beginning, the treatment of the members of the organization was not so miserable. However, as time went by, more and more aliens and traversers appeared all over the country, but the funds allocated by the state treasury did not rise, and the establishment of units did not expand much, so the level of treatment naturally gradually fell......

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The subcontracting of almost the entire front of natural forces to the chengguan only temporarily solved an organizational problem that he had created. But as time passed, especially into the 21st century, China's paranormal sector began to encounter new challenges.

-- Since the beginning of the 21 st century, the rapid popularization of computer networks has not only brought about an unprecedented information explosion to mankind, but has also brought the global supernatural world into a new era of "fantasy explosion."

As mentioned earlier, the so-called supernatural abilities, magic, gods, and devils actually come from the fantasies of the human mind. If the human mind is lifeless, like a machine, then there is naturally no room for this unscientific thing. And the richer the human imagination, the more and more strange forces of all kinds will emerge.

However, with the rapid popularization of computer networks and the explosion of Internet literature in a short period of time, the spiritual life and imagination of the people have been greatly enriched...... As a result, all kinds of natural events have further flooded, and different types of supernatural people have appeared frequently, making the relevant functional departments anxious and exhausted for a while. As a result, the rapidly swelling team of traversers also made the state organs unable to come up with sufficient funds and staffing to contain them, so they had to barely control them in the form of temporary workers.

On the other hand, perhaps because modern people have an active mind and lack the religious beliefs of the ancients, the supernatural abilities of these years have always appeared and disappeared from time to time. Among these modern-day Adepts, none of them know when the natural powers in themselves will awaken, how long they will last, when they will disappear, and when they will reappear.

In the past, the relevant departments of the state have spent countless money and time to conduct the most rigorous all-round training for carefully selected talents, which not only causes blood and sweat on the trainees, but also costs a lot of money on the training side. However, when the trainee finally completed the training and could officially carry out the exploration mission, at this juncture, the ability in his body suddenly disappeared, so the country's previous investment was all in vain...... After such a heavy lesson, in addition to the training of political commissars who can "break all the laws", the relevant departments on the natural forces front simply abandoned the plan to train professional supernatural personnel, and instead forced the employment of supernatural personnel as temporary workers, and only a very small number of outstanding people will give formal establishment, so as to ensure the mobility of personnel, and prevent unnecessary waste of funds - anyway, abnormal people will always be there at any time, and they are always no match for political commissars. As long as the time comes, it will be co-opted or controlled.

In addition, there is a new problem that the relevant departments did not expect, that is, the large-scale emergence of the so-called "traversers".

-- As I said before, in this material world, the imaginary products of gods and ghosts are believed in and not believed in by mortals. In the same way, for mortals, such a thing as "crossing" is also something that is believed and not. If there are many people who believe in the existence of such a thing as "crossing", then there will really be such a thing as "crossing".

However, since entering the 21st century, time travel novels have become a favorite of the masses, and almost all of the otaku who are accustomed to looking for spiritual food on the Internet know this kind of thing. In the north and south of the river, inside and outside the Great Wall, I don't know how many guys who are not very satisfactory in real life, daydreaming all day long, imagining that one day they will be able to travel through endless time and space, find a new world that is more suitable for their talents, and break out of a glorious life of their own

As a result, under the accumulation of such a huge, hundreds of millions of people's fantasy power over the years, people really began to cross

Well, well, if it's just someone who embarks on the road of no return through another world, then it's not a big deal for the real world, anyway, China is so big, there are hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of missing people every year. If it's a soul crossing after death, then it doesn't matter - you're not a living Buddha who needs the approval of the government at or above the municipal level to be reincarnated, who cares whether you are reincarnated on Earth or in another world after death?

But the problem is that a considerable number of time-travelers just take a spin in the other world and then come back inexplicably. Some of them became magicians, some became vampires, and some became murderers...... These are obviously unstable factors that endanger social order.

Fortunately, when the vast majority of time-travelers ended their adventures in another world and returned to the modern earth, their special abilities and bloodlines disappeared automatically, and the ordinary people's fighting streets were restored, basically only retaining the memories in their minds, which did not turn the earth into an unscientific fantasy world where demons danced wildly and gods and ghosts were rampant.

“…… Comrade Xiao Wang, Comrade Pony, although what happened to you is very bizarre, don't think of yourself as too special. ”

In the gradually fading twilight, Professor Guo said with a flat face, "...... In the past few years alone, I have seen no less than twenty time-travelers, including those who have become magical girls, those who have become werewolves, and those who have become kings in the ancient world...... Although like you, well, I should add myself, in short, it came out of the infinite flow space, and it seems to be the first batch in China, but it is not worth making a fuss. Okay, did you bring that connecting machine qì cat world pocket from Wang Qiu's house? I just want to see Doraemon again."

“…… Brought, brought" Ma Tong hurriedly said, and at the same time took out a seemingly ordinary pocket from his handbag, and after pulling it hard, it turned into a circular space door with a diameter of about fifty centimeters, and there was a colorful and gorgeous halo constantly flashing inside.

“…… If you get in from here, will you be able to get out of Doraemon's pocket over there? That's a lot of fun."

Professor Guo touched his chin and pondered the door of this space, muttering in such a low voice, while picking up the dorayaki as a gift, raising his feet and stepping in...... The next moment, his body disappeared into the bag with an abnormal degree, accompanied by a heart-rending scream

Belch? What the hell is going on here?

Wang Qiu and Ma Tong exchanged a look in confusion, and in the end, Wang Qiu stepped forward and put his head in to see what was going on...... Then Doraemon over there reached out and grabbed his head, pulled him out of his four-dimensional pocket, and hung it in the air and dangled it.

――At this time, Doraemon was flying back to Nobi's house with a [Bamboo Dragonfly] over downtown Tokyo as usual......

“…… Wang Qiujun, what the hell happened just now? Why did someone suddenly fall out of my pocket? Doraemon held Wang Qiu in one hand, pointed to the human-shaped pit on the roof somewhere below, and asked depressedly, "...... Look, I smashed the roof of Grandpa Matsui's house."

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