Bidding farewell to Xu Baoku, I walked to Changchun Temple alone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info looked at the Changchun view that was a little deserted at the moment, I was a little embarrassed, I lowered my head, as if I was a student who skipped class and stayed for fear of being discovered by the teacher, and for a while I felt a little obscene.

I sighed, what should have come is still coming. Eh, let's take one step at a time.

I pushed the door into the hall, Uncle Sheng was sleeping in the back room at the moment, looking at this old guy who was foaming with snot while sleeping, I really admired him. How old are they, they still look like children, they don't have any worries all day long, they still have nothing to cheat and play, and they have a lot of money to take.

I gently put my clothes over his body, he shook a little, woke up, and then he looked at me with sleepy eyes: "Eh, are you back?" ”

I smiled softly and said to him, "Well, Uncle Sheng, I'm back." ”

At this moment, Uncle Sheng was completely awake, and he asked me with a smile on his face, "What's the matter?" Didn't you lose your soul last night? You've forgotten about me, the boss! ”

I smiled wryly, I was really ecstatic last night, so ecstatic that you almost didn't see me today. So I said to him, "Uncle Sheng, how old are you, and you still make fun of me?" ”

Uncle Sheng was not angry, he laughed and said to me: "Young man, you can't accept you!" ”

I glanced at this old guy with disdain, and it was still the same and not serious!

Just when I was thinking about how to take a few more days off with Uncle Sheng, Liu Wenjie called me, and he told me that he and Jia Wen had arrived in Changchun, how should they come to Changchun to look for me?

I told him the route, and then I thought about it, hehe, I have a way to take a leave of absence!

To say that Uncle Sheng, this old guy is an iron rooster, basically belongs to the kind that does not pull out a dime, he can give me a day off is already an unprecedented kindness, if you take a few more days off, it is estimated that he will definitely eat me. But Uncle Sheng has a drawback, that is, he can't let him drink, because once he drinks, he is not only willing to brag, but also willing to make promises casually, and the lion opens his mouth.

Speaking of which, I have to talk about his smell, when I was here for a few days, and I was in a half-baked state here, and it happened that a nouveau riche came on this day.

The nouveau riche dressed very flamboyantly, as the so-called had enough hardships before, and now that he has money, he must have a good time, this is a common problem of most people, everyone understands!

But to say that this nouveau riche is really a little filial, he knows that he has made a fortune, and he remembers that his former grandfather is still buried in the mass grave in his hometown, and he is a little reluctant, and he has money and says that he will not let his grandfather suffer.

So he asked people everywhere to inquire about Uncle Sheng, and heard that Uncle Sheng was very magical, so he immediately gave Uncle Sheng 10,000 yuan and asked Uncle Sheng to move a feng shui treasure for his grandfather to bury. But the strange thing is that Uncle Sheng actually rejected this person, I saw that it was wrong at the time, you said that this is basically free money? How can there be so many feng shui treasures in this world? I don't know if I find any of these nouveau riche. How did this money-hungry old man become sexual?

Later, Uncle Sheng told me that it was not that he didn't want to take the money, but that he had heard of the mass grave, where people were buried from the Qing Dynasty to the 80s, which was very messy.

I think about it, this Uncle Sheng can be said to be very cautious, otherwise he wouldn't have relied on his own mouth to make his golden sign so big. Normally, he won't take over difficult things.

But the nouveau riche really wanted his grandfather to change places, so he came to Uncle Sheng twice in three days, and Uncle Sheng couldn't stand his soft grinding and hard bubbles. Finally agreed to have a meal with this nouveau riche.

But the bad is bad at this meal, that day the nouveau riche invited Uncle Sheng to have a luxurious meal, but how can there be no wine in the big meal? Uncle Sheng's alcohol consumption is not very good, after drinking a few glasses, he began to brag, he pointed at the nouveau riche with a red face and said: "Don't look at me and I don't move your grandfather's grave, in fact, I am reluctant to do it, I found a feng shui treasure for me to enjoy!" ”

When the nouveau riche heard Uncle Sheng say this, he immediately felt that there was a way for this matter! So he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and raised the price to 30,000 yuan. Uncle Sheng drank wine, and the 30,000 yuan was indeed not a small amount, so he agreed.

When he woke up the next day, the nouveau riche was already driving at the door waiting for him, Uncle Sheng suddenly slapped his head when he saw this, and suddenly shouted that he had drunk and misunderstood, but the words had been released, and if he retreated at this time, he would definitely slap himself in the face, so he had to tremble and silently beg God to let him find the right person!

Uncle Sheng, the nouveau riche and the dozen or so people he was looking for went to his grandfather's mass grave in a big truck.

Along the way, the nouveau riche kept asking Uncle Sheng if there were any taboos for doing this? Although Uncle Sheng replied to him with a fairy wind and bones, his trembling hands had betrayed his nervous psychology at the moment.

After arriving at the mass grave, Uncle Sheng pretended to ask for his grandfather's birthday, pondered for a while, then glanced at the sun in the sky, pointed to the dozen people, and then retreated to the side, as if he was confident.

Uncle Sheng said: "Poor Dao has already calculated the old man's mansion just now, right here, you dig it, dig up the first bone." ”

Although the nouveau riche knew that this Uncle Sheng was very magical, he didn't expect it to be so evil when he saw it today, but he just asked for his birthday to figure out where his grandfather was, and for a while he admired Uncle Sheng even more.

I see all this in my eyes, Uncle Sheng's acting skills are really blind if he doesn't compete for an Oscar.

Under the leadership of Uncle Sheng, the dozen or so people dug up a coffin in a while. Seeing this, Uncle Sheng sighed, it's easy to say that there is a coffin, if you dig for a long time and there is nothing, it will be bad.

Seeing the coffin, Uncle Sheng's smug face twitched, because the most taboo thing about moving the grave is to laugh, so Uncle Sheng has been holding back.

Uncle Sheng nodded to a dozen young men, so everyone put the rope on the coffin, and then used a shovel, and the coffin slowly rose.

Uncle Sheng pointed at the nouveau riche with a bone, and then pretended to say, "Now you can open the museum and let the old man see the light of day again." ”

When the nouveau riche saw that the museum was about to open, he immediately knelt on the ground with some excitement and shouted with a crying voice: "Grandpa, my grandson is rich now, and I will give you a new home!" ”

The coffin was opened, and everyone looked forward, only to see that in the coffin was a corpse lying in the coffin, although everything was so logical, but Uncle Sheng's cold sweat still flowed down. There was no other reason, because the corpse had not yet decomposed, and although it was no longer clear whose it was, a discerning person could tell at a glance that it was a new corpse.

What's the matter? Seeing that his signboard is about to be smashed in his own hands, how bad do you say it is to dig out other people's families for no reason?

The nouveau riche also finished crying, and when he raised his eyes, he was dumbfounded when he saw the corpse. But Uncle Sheng is still Uncle Sheng, he is cunning and cunning, and he said to the nouveau riche in danger: "Congratulations, congratulations, the old man has become holy in the flesh, and the corpse is not rotten or bad, a good thing!" ”

The nouveau riche was not ambiguous, and directly gave Uncle Sheng a mouth, and the matter is here, so the fool can't see it!

Since that fight, Uncle Sheng has told me that drinking is wrong, he should avoid alcohol, and he really hasn't drunk alcohol since then!

Thinking of this, I know that it is a little difficult to convince this old guy today, but fortunately, I also know this old man's temper, whether I can surrender it depends on how I, the old Chinese medicine doctor, will give you the right medicine today!

So I said to Uncle Sheng: "Uncle Sheng, I have two friends who want to come to play with me, I think our Changchun Temple is so big, I will leave them here for dinner tonight!" ”

Although Uncle Sheng treats me as an iron rooster, he is still more cheerful, and he said to me: "Come here to eat, what do you say to me?" How else can I get rid of your friend? ”

Hearing him say this, I laughed and said nothing, thinking that you, an old guy, should get into my trap step by step, so I called Liu Wenjie and told him to bring a case of beer and a few bottles of Erguotou when he came, see if I don't pour Uncle Sheng too much tonight, let him give me a fake, I am worthy of the title of Hailar Wine Fairy!

Uncle Sheng is also very cooperative, he heard that my friend was coming, and hurriedly commanded me to say to me: "Xiaogen, look at you, my friend is still coming as if there is no one, then there is the beef you just bought, make a steak, stir-fry a few dishes, don't look like we are childish, you can rest assured, your friend is welcome to your uncle!" ”

Hearing Uncle Sheng speak, I smiled, this old guy is getting better and better. I'm really embarrassed to pit him like this Uncle Sheng.

But there doesn't seem to be any good way to give me a holiday other than letting him drink too much, so I silently thought in my heart, I'm sorry Uncle Sheng, this is the first time I have cheated you, and it will be the last time.

I took the time to call Liu Wenjie again, asked him when he would arrive, and told him my plan by the way.

Liu Wenjie said to me on the other side of the phone: "We have chartered a car, don't worry, everything is ready, it will be there soon!" ”

After hearing his words, I hung up the phone, thinking to myself that now everything is in place, and all I need is the east wind.

My dishes were all fried and placed on the table, Liu Wenjie and Jia Wen came in with wine, Uncle Sheng's eyes straightened when he saw so much wine, but he couldn't say anything, just smiled and let Liu Wenjie and Jia Wen sit inside.

Liu Wenjie and Jia Wen greeted Uncle Sheng like grandsons, although Uncle Sheng was not smiling on the surface, but I knew that this old guy must be happy in his heart.

After everyone is seated, the dinner begins, and today's Hongmen banquet will definitely achieve my goal.