Chapter 151: Drinking Room, Money Sword
After we sat down, I put a box of beer and two bottles of Erguotou brought by Liu Wenjie on the table, and then quietly gave Liu Wenjie and Jia Wen a look. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
These two people already knew my plan before, so they seemed to be very cooperative now, only to see Jia Wen pour his cup in half to fill the second pot head, and then raised the wine glass and said to Uncle Sheng: "Senior, I always heard Liu Gen mention you before, so I admire it, I respect you for this glass of wine, do it first!" ”
After saying this, Jia Wen was not ambiguous, and raised two halves of the white wine and drank it all like boiling water. And at this moment, Uncle Sheng is obviously stupid, he was still thinking about how to push off this wine, after all, his wine is not very good. But Jia Wen also killed a glass of liquor while he was thinking about it, how could Uncle Sheng, who had a good face, shirk it?
Jia Wen's alcohol consumption is not very good, after drinking a glass of white wine, his face is slightly flushed at the moment, and he is drinking mineral water and rinsing his mouth while looking at Uncle Sheng, intentionally or unintentionally.
Uncle Sheng is good now, an old face is blushing to the end, but at this moment there is no chance for him to choose, either to die, or to die with some dignity.
So he also picked up a glass of liquor, then thought twice, and finally said to Jia Wen with a wry smile: "Young man, don't lift up Lao Dao, Lao Dao's glass of wine is also dry!" After speaking, Uncle Sheng closed his eyes and drank all the liquor in the cup.
All of this is in my eyes, there is the first cup and the second cup, not to mention that there is also me, the god of Hailar wine, who is in this position, and the three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, not to mention that Uncle Sheng is not Zhuge Liang, he is at most a Liu Chan.
We ate a few bites of food, during which I gave Liu Wenjie another look, Liu Wenjie picked up a bottle of beer with understanding, and then said to Uncle Sheng: "Old man, I have long heard that you are wise and martial, today one is really extraordinary, it is really old and strong, the old gun is not enough, don't say anything, I blew this bottle of beer!" Feel free to do so! ”
After speaking, Liu Wenjie was like a milk doll, blowing a bottle of beer to the bottom. Why did Liu Wenjie choose to drink beer? All of this is also in my plan, and anyone who has drunk alcohol knows that it is not easy to drink more beer, and it is not easy to drink more liquor, but when these two things are mixed, it is basically a must-do. It doesn't matter if you are a Daluo Immortal or a Wine Immortal, this set of schemes is here, and you have no more or more.
Uncle Sheng had already drunk a glass of liquor, and the flushing on his face had not subsided at the moment, so he was a little fearless, I saw that he also took out a bottle of beer from the wine box, and then followed Liu Wenjie's example and wanted to use his teeth very domineeringly, but he ignored that he was already an old tooth, he held a bottle of beer in his mouth and didn't open it for a long time, and he couldn't help blushing a little, so he waved his big hand, pointed at me and said, "Xiaogen, open it for me!" ”
I happily took the bottle driver and opened the beer for him, watching him blow on the bottle, my heart was already happy, I thought to myself, you drink, drink it, I lose if you don't drink too much tonight!
After a while, the alcohol worked, and we all let go a little, Liu Wenjie kept toasting Uncle Sheng at the wine table, choking the old guy with enough fun, and even said that it was good, and then drank it cup after cup.
Seeing that the time was almost up, I asked the old guy: "Uncle Sheng, you said that my two friends came all the way to find me, can you give me a few days off?" ”
If this was a sip before, he would have refused to me, but today he has drunk too much, plus Liu Wenjie and Jia Wen have bluffed him with a mouthful of old-timers, so he is also very happy at the moment, he patted me on the shoulder and said: "Xiaogen, what is worth two bosom friends in life?" Don't worry, you just go out to play, your uncle supports you! ”
Hearing that he had already said this, I hurriedly said to him happily: "Thank you, Uncle Sheng!" ”
Liu Wenjie also echoed beside him: "Senior, you are so open-minded, if only I had you so powerful!" ”
Uncle Sheng has obviously drunk too much, and he is guilty of drinking and bragging. When he heard Liu Wenjie say this, he boasted that he was more powerful than he is now when he was young, how many great worlds he has seen, how many monsters he has subdued, but now he is old and can't move, but he still has a few magic weapons in his hands.
I was very happy to see him blowing alone, so I asked him: "Uncle Sheng, what magic weapon do you have, can you give us a few juniors to learn from each other?" ”
Uncle Sheng was already drunk, and he laughed and said to me: "You wait, I'll show you it, this is our treasure of the town!" ”
After saying that, he trotted all the way to another room, rummaging through the cabinets to find something, I thought to myself, what good things can you come up with as an old liar, is it the belly pocket of the Queen Mother or the pants of the grandmother of the land?
After a while, I saw Uncle Sheng come back step by step, he was holding a wooden box in his hand, about fifty centimeters, it seemed to be a solid wood box, it looked like he felt heavy in his hand.
He put the box on the table, and then said to the three of us, "Don't say I'm going to brag, I'm going to show you what real treasures are, you three frogs at the bottom of the well!" ”
After saying that, he opened the box and took out an object from it and shook it proudly in front of our eyes.
Isn't this uncle's money sword?
Anyone with a little common sense of yin and yang knows that this money sword is the best weapon to use to catch ghosts, why do you say that? Because money is a very wide spread of things, it has been touched by the hands of 10,000 people, so it is very yang, and the sword itself is murderous, so the money sword is to borrow the sword energy of the sword and the yang energy of money to kill demons and eliminate demons, and ward off evil spirits.
The authentic money swords are handmade with copper coins and red threads, and they are all made at noon on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month every year.
And this money sword is also divided into grades, the older the copper coin, the more powerful it is.
I looked at the money sword in Uncle Sheng's hand, and suddenly my eyes lit up, and I knew that this thing was an unavoidable treasure for our authentic Mr. Bai Pai, but Uncle Sheng, an old liar, how to look at it and how unreliable, is this a real money sword? So I said to Uncle Sheng, "Uncle, what is this? Can you show me? ”
Uncle Sheng was already drunk, he tried to open his eyes, and then smiled and handed the money sword to me, and then said to me: "Be careful, you can't afford to pay for this thing!" ”
I carefully looked at the money sword in my hand, there are about more than 100 copper coins, each of which is also printed with the four big characters of "Hongwu Tongbao", which gives people a heavy feeling in my hand, and the most important thing is that since I took over the money sword, I can feel the masculinity revealed above, and it gives people a sense of majesty and domineering in my hand, I can't be wrong, this is a real guy!
Uncle Sheng saw that I was going to be stupid at the moment, and he smiled, obviously this is the effect he wants the most. So he happily said to me, "You know a fart, are you dumbfounded?" Tell you, this is an authentic money sword, the best magic weapon to kill ghosts and demons, and ward off evil spirits in the house, have you seen enough? Give it back to me when you've seen enough! ”
I looked at the money sword in my hand, and I really didn't think that Uncle Sheng still had such a treasure, so I asked him, "Uncle Sheng, where did you get this treasure from?" Can you tell me? ”
When Uncle Sheng heard me ask, his face changed suddenly, and he said to me with a dark face, "Why do children know so much?" This is handed down by my master, do you understand! ”
Seeing his face, I knew that I should have asked whether I should have asked or not, so I nodded curtly, but Uncle Sheng really drank too much, so his face immediately changed for the better after he said this. He took a glass of wine and said to everyone, "Come, let's drink!" ”
Looking at Uncle Sheng's drunken appearance and the money sword in his hand, I suddenly had a very bold idea, do you think that if I have this money sword in a duel with youkai in a few days, will the chance of victory be greatly increased?
So I hurriedly gave Liu Wenjie another look, the two of us are really heroes and heroes, and he knew what I meant with a look, so he raised his glass again, and then clapped his hands and said: "Amazing, amazing, Uncle Sheng has this treasure is really an eye-opener for our juniors, come, I'll toast you another glass of wine, let's go!" ”
Uncle Sheng laughed happily, it seems that Liu Wenjie's sycophant is in place, which makes him very useful, so he not only drank his own wine, but also drank three glasses in a row.
Looking at Uncle Sheng, who was a little delirious, I hurriedly said to him: "Uncle Sheng, please put your treasure back quickly, it will not be good if it is broken." ”
Uncle Sheng patted his head and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, you look at my memory, wait for me, after I come back, our brothers will fight for another three hundred rounds!" ”
Looking at Uncle Sheng's actions and his words at the moment, I laughed, this is really too much drinking, and we are starting to call each other brothers.
I followed him quietly, and when I saw him put the little box of the money sword on top of his closet, and covered it with a cloth, I remembered the place clearly, and returned to our table.
After a while, Uncle Sheng also came back, because the alcohol was getting higher and higher, he couldn't open his eyes at the moment, and came back almost with his eyes closed, but he still waved his hand happily and said to us: "Come on, who is that, eh, what's your name?" No matter, I'll do it first! ”
With that, he grunted and drank a few more glasses of wine, and then poured it on the wine table, and in a few moments, an even snoring sound came from him. Looking at Uncle Sheng, who is drunk, this is a good time for me to steal the sword!