"No, I didn't speak, I think you may have misheard, I was watching TV just now. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Hao Jian chewed on the fries in his mouth, crunching and crunchy. He turned his head and pointed to the TV series that was being shown and smiled, "Haha, this TV series is really funny!" ”

Hao Jian was almost startled, the moment he opened the door, he pretended to be sitting on the sofa watching TV, and picked up the leftover fries that he had fed the wild cats before, and watched them with relish while eating them.

"Uh... Uh, am I really misheard? Gou Danzi touched his head even more puzzled, and began to think that he had heard it wrong. Turning his head to the fat man behind him, who was also tired and panting, he said, "Fat brother, this thing is too heavy, let's rest for a while." ”

"You kid, tell me how many times you've been tired of shouting along the way?" In fact, Wang Fatzi is too tired to do it, and this kid is going to toss him once after walking a few steps, which is annoying to death. couldn't help but count him down and said, "You are so unfavorable for a big man to work." Don't act like a, look at you, you're almost in the room, hold on a few more steps. ”

The computer was too heavy, they walked a few steps, and Gou Danzi shouted that he couldn't do it again, so Wang Fatzi agreed and paused in the hall to rest his anger for a while. began to chat with Hao Jian.

"Fatty, you came back so early, and you didn't say hello to me in advance, so I can cook the rice cooker well." After they stopped, Hao Jian put down the fries and turned sideways, Hao Jian was afraid that they would notice that something was wrong in the room, so he asked in a preemptive voice, "How are you looking for a job today?" Is there a catch? I'm going to work tonight. ”

At this time, Wang Fatzi wiped the sweat on his forehead with one hand, and casually put it on his pants, and suddenly the corners of his pants were wet, and then sighed: "Alas, don't mention it, I have bad luck today, I met a dead eight woman, I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, I didn't find my work, and I almost broke my hue!" ”

"Oh? So what's next for you? Hao Jian's brain is too slow to receive information, and he only focuses on finding a job, and he hasn't reacted to anything else yet.

"I'll continue looking for this job tomorrow, hehe." Wang Fatzi touched his head and laughed awkwardly.

"By the way, what are you?" Hao Jian asked, pointing to the iron lump computer they were carrying.

"You mean this computer? The year was not smooth, and the wealth was ruined to avoid disasters, so I bought it when I came back. ”

"yes, the key is to play the game again!" Gou Danzi was so tired that he was panting, and he was almost speechless. After resting for a while, sure enough, the complexion on his face was much better. I started rushing to answer the call again. "Haozi, are you coming to open the dark tonight?"

Hao Jian shook his head and shook his head: "What kind of black, hard life!" I'm going to work tonight. ”

"Haha, you're so active in finding a job!" Gou Danzi began to tremble, "I don't know if I've played enough games like me and then look for it?" ”

"What nonsense, help me carry the computer in, I can pull the network cable while it's still early." If you don't have an internet connection, you still want to play on the computer?! Don't daydream here! Wang Fatzi scolded Gou Danzi, and then set up the momentum and lifted the computer. While walking, he educated Gou Danzi and said: "Besides, I have no job and no income, what kind of games do I want to play, play fart!" If you don't find a job, no one is allowed to play games! I don't know how expensive the Internet will be in the future! ”

Seeing that Gou Danzi was trained by Wang Fatzi to cry without tears, Hao Jian snorted and laughed, "Haha, you can't do it now!" ”

The fat man's few words extinguished Gou Danzi's enthusiasm, Gou Danzi's face was full of loss, and he turned around and stuck out his tongue at Hao Jian to show his dissatisfaction, and they continued to carry the computer to the room. . .

When Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi passed by him with the computer, Hao Jian glanced at it, looking at this posture, the screen is not heavy, it should be an old-fashioned desktop computer, and the market price is about 1500 to 3000! This kind of desktop computer is suitable for playing games, these two tires, and you don't have to save money to spend. When I really be a brother, my money is not money!

Alas, now my brother is starting to become a real pauper!

At this time, Hao Jian looked at the backs of the two of them entering the house, lowered his head and sighed, half a loud, he suddenly recalled what Wang Fatzi said just now, and when he reacted, he immediately laughed: "Hahaha, you two big men were almost broken by women?!" It was so much fun! Danzi, come over and tell my brother about your "erotic encounter"? ”

"Brother Jian, you are too inhumane, brother, I almost suffered a big loss today, you are still here to wash me, hum!" As soon as Gou Danzi put down the computer, he heard Hao Jian's scrubbing and ridicule coming from behind him, pouted, and complained very dissatisfied.

"Just as if I didn't know anything, I didn't say anything, haha!" After Hao Jian joked, he fed a piece of potato chips to his mouth, and his bite was crunchy, the taste was fragrant and crunchy, and he enjoyed it very much!

After the two of them carried the computer to the room, Wang Fatzi installed computer equipment in the room, and Gou Danzi came over panting, with a face full of anger, and sat next to Hao Jian.

Suddenly, he felt that the air was a little dull and dry, which made Hao Jian's chest panic.

Gou Danzi's face was gloomy and he didn't speak for a while, and Hao Jian knew that he was angry. He took the initiative to hand him the fries and said, "Oh, brother, you have worked hard, come, eat a french fries." ”

"Hmph, don't eat it." Gou Danzi snorted lightly Don't overdo it, snatched the remote control from Hao Jian's hand, changed the table, and then took a deep breath before he slowed down: "Brother Jian, you are too little brother." We're so tired just now, and you're still eating fries and watching TV here? Those who are cynical and don't bring them over to help. ”

"Brother, you misunderstood my brother and me, come, are you tired? Drink saliva first. In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Hao Jian lifted the kettle on the table and filled Gou Danzi with a glass of water, handed it to Gou Danzi, and Gou Danzi took the water and sent it to his mouth without even looking at it.

Hao Jian saw that the beetle was poured into the water cup by him!

"Wait, this glass of water is cold, I'll pour you another glass." Saying that it was too late, Hao Jian reached over and grabbed the cup.

"It's okay, on this day, you need cold water to quench your thirst." Who knew that Gou Dan's hand was faster than him, pushing and pushing, Hao Jian didn't stop him, he drank it all in one gulp, and drank it gurgling. "Brother Jian, this water really quenches your thirst, it's cool and refreshing, why don't you take it too?"

Oh no! Oh my Beetle!

"You've drunk it all, there's something in there, spit it out." Hao Jian beat his chest, he was so angry that he was almost speechless, he slapped Gou Danzi's back vigorously, and said without a turn: "Hurry, you hurry up and spit it out!" ”

Hearing Hao Jian's roar, Gou Danzi instantly felt that something was really crawling up his throat, and he thought that he had eaten a spider, which scared him so nauseous that he hurriedly vomited!

But no matter how Hao Jian shoots, he can't spit out the eggs. This feeling was unbearable to death, he simply turned his heart sideways, hurriedly poured a glass of water, and drank it in one go, Hao Jian couldn't stop it.

"Haha, it's much more comfortable now." Gou Danzi stood up and gulped down the water, put the glass on the table, and then sat back on the couch. "Finally swallowed it!"

"Nani? You ate it! Hao Jian's eyes were particularly desperate, his head shook like a rattle, and in a fit of anger, he directly punched Gou Danzi and hit him in the chest. You insecticidal murderer, why don't you vomit when I tell you to vomit! ”