Gou Danzi was punched by Hao Jian in the stomach, and a cool breeze blew, and suddenly, Gou Danzi "poofed", and yawned earth-shatteringly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In an instant, a small black bug mixed with liquid sprayed directly on Hao Jian's face......

Isn't this little black bug the beetle, it is tightly attached to the bridge of Hao Jian's nose......

"Ahh Gou Danzi, you" Hao Jian's eyes widened in surprise by Gou Danzi's sudden yawn, and he was about to burst into a foul mouth, his eyes glanced left and right, and the black mass on the bridge of his nose was not a beetle?

Great, it turns out it's not dead yet!

"Brother Jian, don't move! You have a bug in your face, I'll shoot him to death for you. As he spoke, Gou Danzi picked up a slap as big as a fan and slapped the beetle on the bridge of Hao Jian's nose!

"Stop, he's my pet, be merciful!" In a hurry, Hao Jian suddenly got up and stood up, and made a pause gesture to Gou Danzi.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I didn't keep it." But Gou Dan's slap had been thrown out, and the force was too strong, and he couldn't hold back his hand, and he hit Hao Jian's stomach hard!

Hao Jian jumped up holding his stomach in pain, looked up and saw Gou Danzi snickering, and said angrily: "Ouch hey, it hurts me, Gou Danzi, did you say you did it on purpose?" I'll tell you to stop. ”

"Punch you, I'm doing it for your good! Are you suffocating today when you stay alone in the house? I'm sick! You actually said that the bed bug was your pet? Gou Danzi smiled with a thief on his face: "I beat you, I just want to see if you are stupid?" ”

"I said it's my pet, it's my pet. You can have dogs and cats, but can't you have bugs? ”

"Gou Danzi, have you already looked at me unpleasantly and want to beat me? I think you're the one who made the heart, didn't you?! ”

Hao Jian deliberately pretended to be emotional, quarreled with him, got up and bent down to pick up the stool, and then took advantage of the chaos to take the bug off his nose, secretly put it in his pocket, and as soon as he turned around and picked up the stool, he smashed it at Gou Danzi.

Of course, Hao Jian deliberately missed it!

The stool slammed into the ground with a "thud", and a leg was dropped on the spot.

"Ouch, poor stool legs, it's going to cost money again." In this regard, Hao Jian's heart was broken.

made such a big commotion, even the fat man in the room quickly took out a dagger and rushed out. "What are you doing? Ding-ding-pong, is it a thief? ”

The fat man rushed out and held a dagger in the middle of them, Gou Danzi was really startled by Hao Jian, and hurriedly hid behind the fat man, and accused Hao Jian incoherently: "Fat brother, you see Brother Jian, he is crazy, he actually wants to beat me for a bed bug!" Stools, stools were smashed by him. ”

Wang Fatzi looked at Hao Jian, and then at Gou Danzi, his face full of disbelief. He thought to himself: Hao Jian is not such an unreasonable person!

It was just the right time for Wang Fatzi to rush out, and Hao Jian still thought to himself that he didn't know how to get down this step.

"Fatty, don't care, you beat someone, and you dare to sue the wicked first! You wait for me! Hao Jian picked up the stool leg on the ground and wanted to smash it at the egg behind the fat man. Don't hide if you have the ability, see how I clean you up. ”

Hao Jian secretly gave Wang Fatzi a look by the way, and he quickly understood.

"Fat brother, look, Brother Jian, he's going crazy again!" Gou Danzi hid behind Wang Fatzi, hid Hao Jian around, and complained to Wang Fatzi: "Fat brother, I said everything, Brother Jian has been abnormal recently, and he told me just now that a bed bug is his pet." Now it's going to hit me again. ”

"Haozi, stop it, they are all brothers, if you have something to say, don't hurt the harmony, our family can talk and try not to do it." Wang Fatzi stopped Hao Jian, snatched the stool leg from his hand, and then patted him on the shoulder a few times.

Hao Jian stopped his movements along the steps, didn't look back, hummed, and sat on the sofa with a gloomy face.

"Fat brother, why did you just let him go, the matter hasn't been clarified yet, I want him to apologize to me." Gou Danzi didn't understand it in particular.

Wang Fatzi pulled Gou Danzi, patted him on the shoulder, and persuaded him bitterly: "We must be justified before we do something wrong and blame others, you just said that there is a bed bug, where are you now?" Why didn't I see it? ”

"Hey, I was here just now." Only then did Gou Danzi remember that the bug was gone in an instant. He pointed at Hao Jian indiscriminately, but he couldn't say why. "Why is it suddenly gone?!"

"I think it's better to forget it, both of you are angry, and it is inevitable that you will be a little impulsive." The fat man persuaded bitterly: "I also heard a half-understanding in the room just now, and both of you are at fault." You punch him, and he punches you, and it's a tie. ”

Gou Danzi nodded at this time, thinking that it was the same, anyway, he was beaten by the other party's fist, and he didn't suffer a loss. After all, they are all brothers, no hatred, no grudges.

"Forget it, since the culprit is gone, we are all brothers, come, Haozi, come over and shake hands, and smile and enmity." Seeing that Gou Danzi softened his heart, Wang Fatzi immediately called Hao Jian over again, and made them shake hands and reconcile again.

"Let's go, I'll be Dong tonight, please go out to eat hot pot." Wang Fatzi, who is rare to see in a hundred years, actually wants to invite them to dinner!

Hao Jian looked at the time, it was still early, it was only seven o'clock in the evening. So they went back to their rooms to change into clean clothes and deliberately brought their wallets, after all, they didn't bring enough money for the last two meals, which was embarrassing enough.

When he was about to go out, Hao Jian deliberately hugged the wild cat, and he also brought it if he had something delicious. The moment the door closed, Hao Jian deliberately delayed time to walk to the end, he mentally told the other two little ones to get smaller, and then secretly put them in his jacket pocket.

Then the three of them went out happily.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, in Chongqing, it was already dark.

There are not many pedestrians passing by on the street, and it is estimated that it is too cold, and they are reluctant to go out under the covers. The cold wind was swishing, so cold that the owners of the commissary, roadside stalls, and snack sellers shivered, and it was so cold that Hao Jian buried his neck in the collar......

Hao Jian had a heart, and deliberately took Wang Fatzi and them to the restaurant where Zhang Xiaorou worked.

He wanted to see if Zhang Xiaorou had been fired by the boss, and he didn't answer so many calls to her today, did something happen? He felt a little uneasy in his heart.

As soon as she took her seat, the waitress girl really changed to a tall girl with a pockmarked face, but with heavy makeup.

When she first came out, the woman's face was obviously full of disdain and arrogance. Hurriedly glancing at Gou Danzi and Wang Fatzi, she focused her gaze on Hao Jianzhi.

I thought that this guy looked stupid, and he should be able to slaughter him.