The next day, I packed up early, put on my tight puffer jacket, and changed into my little jeans. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info hehe, a handsome guy was born. In fact, it is said that northerners have very serious diseases, such as rheumatism and rheumatoid. But I know that I actually found it myself, so how can I say it? Young men and women in the north will not wear so much for the sake of beauty, forming a beautiful landscape, but who knows that this will lay a hidden danger for their future health. I also know this truth, but I can't control myself, who makes everyone have a love for beauty.

Squeezed into the bus and sat at the animal husbandry management office, I first bought a carton of three-yuan milk and a little fruit. To say that I am not a stunned young man who has just entered college, I know the truth that when you ask someone to do something, you must first give a gift. Even if he and my family are good, we must give some benefits.

I quickly found the floor of his house and rang the doorbell. "Who?"

"It's me, Grandpa Wu, I'm the grandson of Liu Jiazheng (my grandfather's name), I'm coming to see you"

With that, the door opened, and I saw the old man's room, dirty and messy, with no place to stay. It's a bit different from what I thought he was. He also seemed a little embarrassed, and slightly tidied up a bedside for me to sit down.

I greeted my situation for a while, and then said straight to the point, "Grandpa Wu, do you know the five magic spells?" ”

Wu Minggui was very nervous after hearing this, and asked me, "I don't know, what's wrong?" ”

To be honest, he wasn't so nervous when his house was so messy, and I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw it, so I directly told him that I would have five magic spells. He seemed to be very angry when he heard this, and directly slapped me. I've been beaten up, isn't that what I imagined? Shouldn't you, old man, tell me with great awe that the afterlife is terrible?

What's going on? Then I heard him scold me: "Your grandfather is a dignified generation, why did you raise a grandson like you? "I was really surprised, but I told him what I was doing.

His eyes changed from anger to helplessness, and finally said to me, "There is no good end to learning Taoism, because it changes the heavens, and you will either be a cripple or an old man who has no one to raise you like me in the future." "Actually, I already knew this, but I still don't believe in evil, how can there be such an evil thing.

Wu Minggui saw that I didn't believe it, and still said to me, "Those who are destined are blind, and those who stick talismans cut off their hands, this is something that cannot be changed, you have to be careful of your hands, you are destined to be a cripple in the future." ”

If I had heard him curse me like this a few years ago, I would have calmly given him a sole, but now I know that I am not capable of it. So I asked him, "Grandpa Wu, do you think there is any way to change it?" I saw him sigh and said, "I can't change it, it's fate." ”

Is this fate? What is life? You should know the truth that man will conquer heaven. I saw him ask me with an idiotic look: "Do you know what it means to be one life, two fortunes, three feng shui, four accumulation of yin virtue, five readings, six seven phases, eight gods, nine friendships, nobles, and ten health?" "How can I understand what "one Lu two Zhao three Dian Wei"? So I respectfully asked him what he meant.

It turns out that this person's life has long been predestined, which can be seen from whether you are born in a poor family or a rich family, the children of rich families can reach heights that you can never reach without working hard in their lives, and the children of poor families with bad lives may work hard all their lives and have a rough life. As the saying goes, "There are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't have to force it." ”

And I learned Taoism and was destined to be crippled, and you said that those children of poor families eventually became rich generation, then I will tell you that it is also destined.

I don't care what this old man says, anyway, I've already studied, let it be, I still don't believe in such evil things. So I asked him to instruct me on some of the methods of initiation. After all, I'm still a stunned young man.

Old man Wu had nothing to say when he saw me so calmly, since he had already stepped into this way, he was destined to be unable to change. It's better to learn from it. So he told me to come to his house early tomorrow and to train me.

I'm more happy, after all, although the fifth master is good, it's better to have a real master. So I went home, went to bed early, and arrived at eight o'clock the next morning. After all, in this society, if you don't work hard, no one will help you.

But who knew that this old man made me wait for half an hour, do you know how cold it is in winter? I went into the house trembling, and it turned out that the old man hadn't woken up yet, and was asking me with sleepy eyes, "Who?" ”

To be honest, I really wanted to stop studying, after all, I can protect myself now. When my spell comes out, who will fight? I came to you to suffer this anger? Don't you take me seriously? But I just want to think about it, who wouldn't talk big?

I went into the house, and after a while, he kicked me out and told me to do a two-kilometer run. Warm up first, I'll take a break, you and I'll be a fool to play? In this winter, I will freeze into a popsicle for ten minutes, and you will let me run two kilometers?

He said that this is the best way for me to become a good Mr. Yin and Yang, after all, no matter how much training is better than having a good body first.

Aren't you kidding me? According to what you say, isn't Liu Xiang the most awesome Mr. Yin and Yang? After all, freezing the body out of rheumatism for this training is putting the cart before the horse.

So I said to him in tears, "Coach, I want to play basketball."

This old man is definitely not as wise as Coach Anthy, but he is definitely more shameless than Coach Anthy. Even on the way to the basketball hall, I was able to run with him on my back. He was cold and slapped my ass while telling me to run faster. really took Lao Tzu as a donkey.

I couldn't breathe along the way. Fortunately, I didn't disappoint him in the basketball gym, and I shook my hand to a three-pointer, maybe in his eyes, I was Mitsui Shou.

The next day I was really playing basketball, and I didn't have any tricks at all. I despised this old bastard in my heart, are you kidding me? Of course, this kind of training may not have waited for me to become a qualified Mr. Yin and Yang, I will enter the CBA first.

Of course, the next day, the old bastard played with me in a different way, and he gave me a solid ball and told me to stand outside the three-point line every day and play with it. There is also a full-field run. Fortunately, it was winter, and there was no one in the gymnasium, otherwise I would have been laughed out of my teeth a long time ago.

I was sweating tired, and the old bastard was cheering me on with a bottle of beer and a bag of peanuts as he ate it.

It's been like this for a month, and just when I couldn't stand this old bastard's drinking, eating peanuts and being out of tune, the old bastard said to me, come on, I think your body is okay, I'll teach you a bullshit technique.