To say that I fool around with this old man every day, I myself have lost confidence in myself, I think I was just being treated as a fool by him these days, until he said this to me, I really don't believe it, you old god stick will deceive people. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info you either let me run on your back or let me run on your back these days, do you dare to go a little more excessive?

He didn't say anything, just nodded and smiled at me, how do you say this smile makes me look disgusting?

Then something even more disgusting happened, he reached out and grabbed me by the neck, and then I was picked up by one of his hands. Oh my God, what kind of power is this, I can't resist at all. Then he threw me out in style.

I fell heavily to the ground, still thinking about what happened just now, how can this old man still have such strength when he is seventy or eighty? Could it be a legendary martial arts master? The kind that gets older and more perverted?

Apparently he was very useful to my expression just now, because I fell to the ground, he now looked at me with a condescending gaze, as if to say, "Stinky little ghost, I know that your grandfather is amazing, you dog eat"

Because I was thrown by him just now, my internal organs seemed to explode, and I didn't get up for a while, just lying on the ground and moaning. The old man probably felt a little guilty when he saw that I had fallen too badly, and reached out to pull me. So he leaned down and held out his hand to me.

But I'm still too young, this old man looks like a Hulk possessed now, but in fact, he is still so obscene in his bones. The moment I handed him my hand, he threw me out again. I made a free 360-degree turn in the air, yelled at the old hair, and then lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I was in his house, and when I opened my eyes, I saw his lewd smile, and I was so frightened that I quickly put my head in my hands and shouted, "If you have something to say, don't do it." ”

The old man still had a disgusting smile, and I wanted to pick up his beer bottle and give him this old face, but I held back, because I knew I couldn't beat him.

The old man looked at me obscenely for a while and said, "Do you hate me to death?" I shook my head desperately, joking, who knows if you would kill me if I admit it.

The old man looked at my shaking head and expression, and seemed to be very useful, and said to me, "Do you want to know why I, this old man, is so powerful?" ”

I now know the strength of this old man, strong and scary, but it is the so-called truth that thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn. I swallowed my saliva and said cautiously, "I don't know why the old-timers are so strong?" ”

As soon as the old man's expression was straight, he said to me, "This is exactly the technique I want to teach you, remember that this is the Dao Magic Sect Human Array." Then he took off his shirt, revealing his bare chest.

I'll go, old man, don't you want to subtly rule me, I trembled when I saw his lustful eyes. However, I also noticed that his body was densely covered with marks that seemed to be drawn with his fingernails, vaguely forming a gossip map.

Later, I found out that this old man wanted to teach me was really famous, Qimen Dunjia Technique, and he used the human body Escape Technique, to put it bluntly, it is to draw a formation technique on the body, so as to stimulate the potential of the human body, but only five minutes, after five minutes you will be as physically exhausted as if you have run ten kilometers. And this escape technique is divided into three layers, one layer is more powerful than the other, and if you open three escapes, the end will be death.

So that's the case, now it seems that this old man's escape time has long passed, so I'm still afraid of him, but isn't this escape a simple version of the Eight Gates Dunjia in Naruto? I don't know if Akai is as hot as Akai after driving three escapes? But I won't try it, it's too costly. And this escape is so powerful, I think the three escapes are not until they are opponents of the level of the king of Yama.

After the old man finished speaking, he asked me to memorize this array first, and then told me the trigger method, and told me that if I remembered it, I would not use it in the future. And he took the bottle and drank again. I can see through this old man, he is simply a typical representative of the old and disrespectful, how can it be so martial as my grandparents said? But this month did produce a little affection, he is still very good to me except for the training camp, maybe because he has no relatives.

But I'm not a hypocritical person, I said thank you to him, and I'll come to see you in the future and I'll leave. I noticed that the old man's eyes were red when I was leaving, and I asked him what was wrong, and he said that he had smoked to his eyes, and yes, there were some things that he couldn't easily say with his character. But I still have to leave, after all, I have been back for a month, and I train here every day, and my grandmother has not seen me a few times, and the old lady nagged me every day, saying why didn't I go to her for dinner? And it's almost the New Year, and it's time for me to go to school after the year. So I made up my mind to spend the next few days with my family.

As soon as I went to the old lady's place, she unexpectedly cooked a lot of meat dishes for me, and she had to buy me wine and cigarettes and cook for me because of her inconvenient legs. The food made me moved. This may be the greatest love in the world.

The pace of the New Year is coming unexpectedly, in fact, I hate the New Year, some relatives who have not seen each other in a year always have to be close to you at this time. It's awkward to see me. The most terrifying thing is that at the dinner table, those seven aunts and eight aunts are gossiping and asking you, do you have a partner? Did you fail the final exam? Do you have a house? I know a girl who is very suitable for you, what is the annual salary now? My head grew when I heard it. To be honest, does everyone have this problem? But because the elders were embarrassed to refute, they could only let them say.

During the Chinese New Year, the lights are not turned off in the Northeast. I was bored of listening, so I was in an empty room with my cousin, chatting about some gossip that was not there. And the Spring Festival Gala is tired of watching, I don't know what to do, in order to show my brother my experience, I told him some ghost stories, who knows that this kid doesn't believe it at all, saying that I bragg, and told me a few ghost stories, but it scared me half to death.

The custom of the New Year is nothing more than to set off guns and eat dumplings to make New Year's money. When it was almost twelve o'clock, my dad asked me to shoot guns, and when I was younger, I liked to shoot guns, and I always lit them with my hands and threw them out, like throwing grenades. Now, I'm scared to death if I put a small whip, I'm afraid of blowing myself, and I'm really getting more and more roundabout. I despise myself anymore.

As soon as I opened the lid, the pot full of dumplings was tumbling in the water, I closed the lid and said to my dad, "Dad, the dumplings are cooked, I fished them out?" I just heard my dad say, "You're hungry, aren't you, haven't I made dumplings yet?" "Huh? So many dumplings you didn't see ......."

Before I finished speaking, a strange scene happened, only to see that the dumplings that were still full just now were not even a dumpling skin when the lid was opened again.

I remembered that my grandparents used to tell me not to say words such as "too much, no more" during the New Year, and that it would come true. Now that I think about it, this is obviously a demon doing trouble, you dare to come for the New Year, okay, I'll play with you.