I went back to the ward, Liu Wenjie, this kid hasn't come back yet, isn't he just eating a cigarette butt, as for throwing up for so long? I lay down on the bed and looked at the lunar calendar. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoToday is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.,It just happens that outsiders in this ward.,I'm here tonight to summon the fifth master.,Ask what the female ghost is?

But I didn't bring an incense burner? So I'm waiting for Liu Wenjie here, who doesn't need to use this free labor? After a while, Liu Wenjie came back with an earthy face. I asked him if he threw up? He said with a bitter face, "Don't mention it, I vomited out last night's overnight dinner." So I pretended to whisper to him, "Brother Jie, just now Zhang Yufei told me that she brought us a pension for the company, about 1,000 yuan, and put it in the service station. As soon as Liu Wenjie heard that he was rich, his eyes instantly widened and shone with brilliance, as if he was bloody, "I'll go, why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier?" You said that we just came to Wuhan and were taken away by others? You're so stupid. With that, he put on his clothes. I hurriedly said, "Okay, Brother Jie, I'll call you when you get there." Liu Wenjie didn't say a word, got dressed and went out. I lay on the bed and laughed. What are brothers used for? Brothers are used to sell.

After about an hour, I guess he didn't get to the place but it was about the same, so I called him, "Brother Jie, have you arrived?" Hehe, in fact, there is no 1,000 yuan pension, I lied to you, but you go to my suitcase to find an incense burner, hehe, buddy come back and invite you to eat something delicious. Liu Wenjie was silent for a while, and suddenly broke out, "Old Liu, you bastard, you lied to me, hum, let me tell you, I haven't left the gate of the hospital yet, hehehe, miscalculated." ”

My day, this Liu Wenjie belongs to Wang Ba, it's been an hour, and he hasn't left the hospital yet? I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, Brother Jie?" There was a depressed tone from there, "What else do you say?" It's all you who lied to me, and I was caught by the nurse just now when I went out, and now I'm criticizing education! You're trying to find a way to save me! "I'll go, it's a real idea, and that's it. But I've already cheated Liu Wenjie once, and I'm going to save him this time.

So I asked him where he was. He told me the place and I went. As soon as he entered the door, Liu Wenjie lowered his head like a little daughter-in-law, and the little nurse just now was reprimanding Liu Wenjie with an angry face. As soon as I saw it, I hurriedly went over to play the round, how did I know that this nurse even reprimanded me, "And say you, Liu Wenjie has confessed, it was you who instigated him to go out, and you are the main culprit." After speaking, she pointed at Liu Wenjie and said, "You can go, you Liu Gen, stay." "Huh? What's going on?

Liu Wenjie smiled evilly, "I'm sorry Brother Liu, my brother is used to sell." With that, he laughed and walked out of the room, leaving me in the room with a puzzled expression.

It took me a long time to understand that this was really a swallow all day long, and I was pecked by a swallow all day long. How did this kid become lewd? So I was left to educate for an hour, and I understood the general meaning, which means don't teach Liu Wenjie, a pure young man, in the future. I'll go, Liu Wenjie wants me to teach bad now? You're the one who taught him badly, aren't you? He's learned to pit his brother now.

But I didn't say anything, so I just nodded vigorously, after all, now is not the time to pretend to be an uncle, I have to continue to pretend to be a grandson. Fortunately, my grandson was in place, and an hour later, I returned to the ward safely.

As soon as I went back, Liu Wenjie was lying on the bed safely, I rushed to him angrily, and was about to give him a fatal blow to the back, this grandson suddenly took out a box, opened it and saw that it was my incense burner. I'll go, this grandson has even learned to slap a sweet date now?

But this also did not offset my anger, I took the incense burner with a smile on my face, and then gave him a burst chestnut, and gave him a thumbs up and said, "Liu Wenjie, you have learned badly, you should be!" ”

Liu Wenjie asked me with teary eyes, "What did I do wrong?" "Hmph, I'm too lazy to take care of you, I looked at the incense burner in my hand, and I thought about the scene after summoning the fifth master tonight.

In the evening, about ten o'clock, the moon came out, Liu Wenjie was lazy and lazy lying on the hospital bed with his toes buckled, I said to Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, there is something on your lips?" Liu Wenjie instantly put the hand that picked his toes on his lips, and wondered, "Where is it?" Where? I smiled, instantly turned my face flat, and said seriously, "Brother Jie, there is no more, do you know why I asked you to take the incense burner today?" Liu Wenjie looked at me suspiciously.

I told him with a serious face that this incense burner is a divine furnace, and I wiped it three times to summon the furnace god. Do you believe it? Liu Wenjie said to me with a look of contempt: "you, you have seen too much?" Also summoning the Furnace God? You have been summoned today, and Lao Tzu will wash your feet for a month. ”

Hey, hey, I knew what he said, so I opened his eyes with incense burner ashes. Then he summoned the fifth master with a look of contempt on his face.

The fifth master still came out like that three-dimensional image, and before the fifth master could speak, Liu Wenjie had an unbelievable expression. After turning around this incense burner several times, for a long time, he sighed, "Damn, there is really a furnace god?" ”

The fifth master is probably also stunned, where did this come from? Surround me and call me the god of the furnace? What is the god of the furnace? However, the fifth master is not an ordinary person, he will not be as knowledgeable as Liu Wenjie. He just looked at me and asked me with a smile, "Xiaogen, what's the matter with me this time?" Before I could speak, Liu Wenjie rushed to the fifth master and said eagerly, "Hello old fairy, my name is Liu Wenjie, I have three wishes, the first is to hope that I will win five million lottery tickets tomorrow, the second wish is to win another five million, and the third wish is can you help me buy two lottery tickets?" You're going to make my wish come true. ”

Fifth Master "......." I looked at Liu Wenjie with black lines on my face, I really regretted making up such a lie for him, and I was embarrassed here.

So I didn't say a word, I slapped Liu Wenjie aside, and told the fifth master the origin of Liu Wenjie. The fifth master looked Liu Wenjie up and down. nodded seriously and said, "The book of five magic is now the only one, the old man was lucky enough to get the five magic spells, I didn't expect you to be so lucky, I met the five magic fortune heir, I look at this little brother's dignified appearance, and his demeanor all reveals a master's family style, I don't know how many times stronger than you, a stubborn man." ”

Liu Wenjie is no matter how stupid he is, and now he knows that this "furnace god" is a deception I lied to him. So Liu Wenjie straightened his waist and said like a dog, "The old gentleman is serious, Wenjie is not as good as you say, besides, Lao Liu is my best brother, we have to help each other, please don't compare us again." ”

I was stupid next to me, I couldn't imagine that the old weasel of the fifth master would also open his eyes and say nonsense, what is how many times stronger than me, when he called you the furnace god just now, why did you look at him like a fool? I despise you.

However, I summoned the fifth master for a serious matter, so I told him everything about my night fighting female ghost. When he heard that the female ghost was not afraid of spells, his body was obviously stunned. Then when I said the strange red color on the female ghost, the fifth master suddenly exclaimed, "What? Then he said to himself, "This is impossible, how can this be?" ”

To be honest, I have seen the fifth master look nervous twice, once when I told him that the five gods were in my arm last time, and that time he was forced to speak in the Northeast. But I think this time it's even more exaggerated than last time.

So I hurriedly asked him, what the hell is this? The fifth master looked at me with an incredible eye, and said to me, "This kind of ghost is called Yin Lingsha, which is a very powerful ghost, I have not met it, but I have heard that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, there was a complete Yin Lingsha, a scourge of one side, and then came out of three Taoist monks and two immortals to work together to subdue this Yin Lingsha, this battle, three monks and an immortal family all died, only one immortal family survived, this immortal family is my uncle." ”

When I heard this, my jaw almost fell to the ground, and it was so fierce. Three monks, two enlightened animals besieged a ghost, and actually let people kill four, almost a one-on-five rhythm, how can I deal with it so fiercely?

So I hurriedly asked the fifth master about the origin of this ghost and how to escape. Just kidding, now I don't have the luxury of killing her, I just want to live.

The fifth master looked at me and said to me, "The origin of this kind of ghost, in fact, you should know very well, think about your physique." "I think about it carefully, Yin Spirit Physique, Yin Spirit Evil? I'm going, isn't it? The fifth master looked at me and said, "You're right, in fact, the Yin Spirit Demon is a ghost born from a person with a Yin Spirit physique who has experienced a major blow to suicide mutation, and it is not easy to find ordinary people with Yin Spirit physique, not to mention that they have to commit suicide, and they have a huge soul power, all of which are owned by themselves after committing suicide, so they are so powerful." ”

Then, the fifth master said to me again, "Xiaogen, what I say next, you have to listen carefully and clearly, don't mishear a word." The yin spirit red you said is only to the chest, so she has not yet formed, although she is not afraid of spells, but there are also weaknesses, such as the peach wood you said, and there is the more powerful boy urine, or bombarding her ghost door with a charm, that is, her forehead can be scattered by her ghost power, and it will not be formed. ”

As soon as I heard it, hehe, hey, it's so simple, I think Lao Tzu used a spell to hit everywhere, but he didn't hit her face, it turns out that her weakness is here, besides, boy pee? Fifth master, you have two old boys of more than 20 years in front of you. Tomorrow he will pee on a big bottle of Coke.

Seeing my smug expression, the fifth master sighed and said to me, "Xiaogen, you must be careful in everything, don't let her grow up again, otherwise once she is formed, I'm afraid your city will be spared." ”

What do I hear? What? So powerful? Is this a nuclear bomb?

Just when I continued to sigh, the fifth master said, "This Yin Spirit Demon has also appeared a few times in history, although it has been subdued every time, but then the world is in chaos, not long after the last Yin Spirit Demon surrendered, the Cultural Revolution happened, so this Yin Spirit Demon represents the arrival of troubled times, I hope you can survive this catastrophe safely." ”