As the saying goes, those who don't know are not afraid. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I stared at a pair of small eyes and asked the fifth master, "What?" Chaos in the world? So exciting? The fifth master said to me with a serious face, "I'm not joking, you must be careful in the future, this world will not be peaceful." "Looking at the serious face of the fifth master, I am actually a little disdainful in my heart, this old weasel is really timid, a female ghost will cause chaos in the world? That's. I thought this was a reminder from the fifth master to me, and I didn't take it to heart at all.

The fifth master said some more cheering things to me, and then dispersed. Now that I have a countermeasure against that yin spirit, I don't worry at all. It's Liu Wenjie, a kid, who has been stunned all the time. It wasn't until I slapped him that the boy woke up from a big dream. With a look of disbelief, he asked me, "Lao Liu, is the furnace god gone?" What happens to my $5 million ticket? "Damn, it's been a long time, and this old boy doesn't know what's going on.

So I told him everything about the fifth master from beginning to end, including how I learned the five magic spells. The more this kid listened, the more surprised he became, and finally gave me a thumbs up, "Yes, Lao Liu, I really didn't see it, it turns out that you are also a legend, a man who has been to the underworld and returned alive." "I smiled contemptuously, the eldest brother didn't show any dry goods, you really think I was a coward. Since I have told Liu Wenjie my most secret story, it already shows that I have recognized this person. But I'm not a loser, my secrets have been told, so I have to know Liu Wenjie's secret. So I asked Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, how did you learn the five techniques of divination?" Hearing you say that your family has passed this book, your family must be very powerful, right? Unexpectedly, Liu Wenjie suddenly became very silent and smiled reluctantly, "Yes, they are very powerful." ”

I'm a very observant person, and when I saw Liu Wenjie, I knew that there must be a story here, but I didn't continue to ask, because I knew that this story would probably end badly.

The days in the hospital were very boring, so I asked the doctor, and the doctor said that we could be discharged after eight more days. Calculate the time, the time of the day after being discharged from the hospital is exactly the "good day of catching ghosts" calculated by Liu Wenjiebu.

I was discharged from the hospital in eight days, and during this time I tried my best to draw charms, this time not only the breaking charm, but also the hemostatic charm. There's no way, this evil spirit is too fierce, how can you do it without some wartime medicines?

Not only that, Liu Wenjie and I also started our trip to "urine". In the past few days, we have basically taken care of ourselves in the urination ward, and only went out when we pooped. In order to have a container for our "Holy Body Boy Urine", Liu Wenhui bought several large bottles of Coke of 1.5 liters. But Liu Wenjie just came back from buying Coke and came to pee, what should I do? He didn't want to waste the Coke he bought, and he didn't want to waste his urine.

I saw Liu Wenjie holding a 1.5-liter big Coke, opened the bottle cap, and raised it to me in the air, "Old Liu, cheers!" After speaking, he drank it with a grunt, looking at his expression, the first two sips were indeed very refreshing, as if a person in the desert had not drunk water for a long time. But when he was about halfway through it, he began to roll his eyes. I'll go, brother, you don't have to fight so hard, I hurriedly stopped him, and if he continued to drink like this, he must have killed himself before he defeated the Yin Spirit Evil.

Liu Wenjie put down the coke and said to me with a bitter face: "This is too angry." But he still doesn't want to waste his coke and pee. So he took the remaining half bottle of Coke and showed a pitiful look, and said to me, "Brother Liu, please drink this half bottle of Coke." I'm suffocating. ”

I looked at the half-bottle of Coke he was holding and estimated what would happen to me. But I'm not as stupid as Liu Wenjie. I went to the hospital cafeteria to get a few disposable paper cups, and then poured Coke into one cup after another under Liu Wenjie's gaze. Then taste slowly. Liu Wenjie, who was watching, was dumbfounded, and after a while said, ", this is okay." ”

Liu Wenjie estimated that he was also suffocated, and as soon as I finished pouring, he took off his pants and opened the gate in front of me to release water at the mouth of the Coke bottle. I looked at his size with a wave of contempt, this is you, if I change it, I don't want to at least pulse?

After releasing the water, Liu Wenjie shouted, "Cool!" It doesn't matter if this sound is cool, the little nurse is called again, "Loud noises are not allowed in the hospital, I have to say you a few times before you ....." As soon as I pushed the door, I saw that Liu Wenjie's pants had not been lifted, revealing a large pants inlaid with magnets. Liu Wenjie's face turned red instantly, and the little nurse probably didn't react, but after she reacted, she heard a voice from the ward that was even louder than Liu Wenjie just now, "Ah!"

Then the little nurse covered her face and ran away. left Liu Wenjie with a puzzled face, you said that it was me who was looked at, what did she run?

For the rest of the time, our task was to urinate, urinate, and urinate. In the blink of an eye, Liu Wenjie has already put out two large bottles, and I have already stocked one and a half bottles. Looking at this full bottle of three and a half urine, my heart is not only dark, this is a baby, when the time comes, it will be equivalent to sulfuric acid! Splash him with a broken face and ass blooming!

Liu Wenjie, a young man, piled all the urine under the bed, every time the nurse came to check the ward and saw a few suspicious unknown liquids under his bed, he would calmly say, "This is actually Coke!" "I looked at it and laughed secretly, brother, your lie is too fake, your Coke is dark yellow. Unlike me, I always put the urine I swallowed in an iced tea bottle and generously put it on the table. This is called the most dangerous place, often the safest.

With this reasoning, every time the nurse rounds the ward, she couldn't find me, but Liu Wenjie's bottles of urine seemed to be pasted with dangerous items, and I was asked every time.

The time in the hospital is indeed boring, basically Liu Wenjie, a wood, does not speak, and the little nurse is strict, so he is not allowed to go, and he is not allowed to go. Seeing that I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, I am secretly happy here.

In the afternoon, Gui Wu came. This bastard, energetic and ruddy-faced, is the two of us who are languishing. I don't know who we did this injury for?

Gui Wu smiled and carried two bags of apples, and sat on my bed with a butt. Looking at me with a smile, "Hurt?" Is it better? "To be honest, Gui Wu is still a very good person, but somehow, it's just that he looks like he's jumping around in front of me now.

So I smiled at Gui Wu and said, "Master Gui, my injuries are all healed, it's okay." But Master Gui, are you better? Gui Wu still smiled and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine." Thank you both for protecting me, hehe. "Actually, I don't know why, I want to Gui Wu when I see that his body is very good, maybe it's because of my psychological imbalance.

So I deliberately tilted my body to reveal the iced black tea on my desk that contained the "Holy Body Boy Urine". Gui Wu's eyes lit up when he saw the iced black tea, so he said to the two of us, "Tell me about the two of you, I came all the way to see the two of you, and you two didn't even give me saliva to drink." After speaking, I grabbed the bottle of iced tea, I watched it secretly, but I didn't show it, I just pretended to stop him, Liu Wenjie saw it, and hurriedly stopped him. In this way, Gui Wu gave each of us a big-eared thunderbolt, and reprimanded the two of us, "You two are really picking the door and getting home, what's wrong with drinking you two sips of iced tea?" Liu Wenjie didn't dare to reply to the scolding, but I was secretly refreshed, and this is what I wanted.

But just as Gui Wu was about to drink and unscrew the cap, the little nurse came in to change the last medicine for the two of us. Gui Wu put down the iced tea and said to the two of us, "Then I'll leave first, by the way, you two see people in the company, don't say that I've been here, I'm still pretending to be sick!" After saying that, he winked at the two of us and left.

I regret it in my heart, why didn't Gui Wu drink it? However, he came to see us while he was pretending to be sick, which was interesting enough. Besides, he drank that bottle of urine, how will we meet in the future? I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart, but a question suddenly arose in my heart, what happened to me just now? How did it get so bad? Anyway, maybe that's my personality.

The little nurse changed my medicine as usual, and Liu Wenjie was led out to remove the stitches, I don't know if it hurts, anyway, he grinned when he came back.

I couldn't stop being excited at the thought of leaving this damn hospital tomorrow, but Liu Wenjie looked sad. I asked him what was wrong? He didn't speak, and his face was blushing with a mystery.

You must know that what can make a secondary two teenager sad is nothing more than a few points, one is that he didn't finish the Coke he bought, and he felt sorry for the money he bought to buy Coke. The second is that he fell in love with the hospital, and he was reluctant to leave here. The third is that he fell in love with someone here and was reluctant to leave him.

However, after my analysis, one and two were basically ruled out, his Coke had already been drunk, and now there were only a few bottles of urine left, and he had no reason to be so distressed. He wouldn't like the hospital either, and he conspired more than once that I was going to "cross the hospital". So it's like he's in love with someone here. But except for the canteen aunt who deals with us all day long, Liu Wenjie will not like the canteen aunt so badly.

So I asked him, you can't like that little nurse, do you? Originally, I didn't expect much from this problem, and the little nurse tortured Liu Wenjie every day, unless Liu Wenjie was a masochistic personality.

But to my surprise, Liu Wenjie nodded lightly to me, and then shyly covered his face into the quilt.

I'm also in a state of confusion, what's going on?