"Hahaha, Lao Liu, you didn't succeed last night? Do you want the overlord to take the bow and then let the family kick it? Javin looked at me playfully and smiled. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info no matter how I explained to him, I took the initiative to refuse, and he didn't believe it. "Pull it down, I don't know about you yet, your twenty-year-old virgin essence is about to erupt like a volcano, are you still qualified to refuse? I think you must be too anxious and people off. ”

Damn, I think I'm so obscene, do you think everyone is the same as you? I despise you same old virgin! But to say that I don't regret it is fake, after all, this time I am so close to the mysterious and exciting adult world, the goalkeeper is gone, I actually passed it back. I don't know exactly what I think, but if I had the chance, I think I'd make the same choice.

The time in college is actually quite unresistant, and Jia Wen is still drawing his comics, hoping to become a famous cartoonist one day. Wu De is still drinking his wine day and night, and the amount of alcohol has increased a lot. Sun Yu has practiced his muscles for two years, and he will definitely make a lot of money by going out to move bricks for a day. Wen Zhao is preparing to upgrade the capital, and he looks at it every day and thinks about it, and is known as the little prince of Ma Zhe. And Li Chunyang has changed one chat software after another in the past two years, and it seems that he is going to be on par with Edison Chen.

Two years have passed in a blink of an eye, and everyone in the dormitory is sticking to their own hobbies. And my relationship with An Xue has become deeper and deeper, she feels that she should upgrade so that she will not be eliminated by society, and encourages me to upgrade my capital. I still know my strength very well, according to infinity, the probability of being promoted should be the same as my admission to Tsinghua University.

In fact, it's been two years in college, and I didn't know that I hadn't learned anything in the past two years until I graduated.

I don't think so, I don't know anything! I can only hunt ghosts now, but this is simply a dragon-slaying skill! There is no market at all. Do you want me, the pride of the sky, to pretend to be blind on the overpass to tell fortunes? But even fortune-telling is Liu Wenjie's old profession, and it has nothing to do with me!

There was no way, and there was no background at home, so I had to obey the school's assignment for internships. This time, the school recruited people from a large domestic elevator company jointly controlled by the United States, which is very famous in this industry. Why did I learn from the construction newspaper elevator company? It's very simple, this is a technical job, and few people can repair elevators. Before the interview, I fantasized about the scene where my monthly salary would exceed 10,000 yuan in a few years, and the harazi was about to come out.

I have been preparing for this interview for a long time, what kind of suit and tie, hairstyle is also changed again and again, and I also deliberately found a self-introduction and some professional information from the Internet. In order to impress the interviewer, I even activated the whole dormitory to simulate the scene for me. This is an opportunity not to be missed.

After practicing it a lot, I probably know the results. But when it came to the day of the interview, I didn't expect the process.

"What's your name?"

"Hello, my name is Liu Gen........."

"Is it okay to go to Wuhan for an internship? Far from it? ”

"Yes, yes, it's not far away, a good man should break through........."

"Alright, it's over, next one."

My day, it's that simple? How many days and nights of practice have you wasted? How many times did Jia Wen delay watching the movie? How many times did it affect Li Chunyang's appointment time? That's it?

However, according to my analysis, I have the impression that the interview should exist, and other people's interviews must be very strict, maybe they will ask some professional questions, as for why is it so simple? There is only one reason, I am so handsome, the interviewer must have learned face reading, and saw that I would achieve great things in the future, so he recruited me into his command. It must be so.

I'm still comforting myself in my heart. I saw Liu Wenjie come out of the interview room. I'll go! The top students of the first-class scholarship holders in this country also choose this company? He was more exaggerated than me, with a small suit, big leather shoes, and a big back with five thunderbolts. In the words of Liu's big head, it is the head of the bombardment, and the thunder is split.

I asked him how he chose to obey the school's assignment and why he didn't get promoted. He clasped his nostrils and said, "I've been studying for twenty years, and I'm not a nerd anymore?" Indeed, what Liu Wenjie lacks most now is social experience to improve his emotional intelligence, and this path may be the right choice.

I asked him how he was interviewed? He said with a puzzled face, it's very simple, so he asked my name and asked me if I would go to Wuhan, but it was gone. Damn, that's how everyone interviewed. How short of people is this company? I'm starting to feel very optimistic about my future.

The time before graduation is very good, anyway, the company has been chosen, I feel at ease to be a school moth, although it used to be, but after all, skipping class is a little panicked, and now it is simply at ease.

During this period, Wu De and I got drunk a few times, served as a wingman for Li Chunyang a few times, worked as a mannequin for Jia Wen a few times, and was used as a dumbbell by Sun Yu a few times. Anyway, after a while, I was no longer a student. My youth has really come to an end.

Now I don't feel more joy after graduation than sadness. Although they all say that college classmates don't have any feelings, my college roommates are still very good, at least they make me feel happy in the past two years. To be honest, it's actually good to meet them.

The rest of the time is to wait for a letter from the company to go to work, and to be honest, this time is quite difficult. Many people left the school one after another, and they all received a notice from the company to go to work, Wu De and Jia Wen went to intern, and a dormitory building is now left with people from our company who have not left.

I had to pack my bags and wait for the notice. I don't know if I don't tidy up the cabinets, I'm shocked when I tidy up, I have all the treasures, what watches that I haven't used for a long time, photos that I haven't seen for a long time, and smelly socks that haven't been washed for a long time have all appeared. But after sorting these things out, I found that my Five Magic Spells were gone? It's weird, I've been here all along. Could it be that I accidentally threw it away as garbage? If you think about it, I don't think anything is a good thing, and it's really easy to throw it away as garbage if I'm not careful. Forget it, I don't want to miss him, I memorized that book anyway. It's useless to keep it. Even if it is learned by others, it will not be bad, at most there is one more gentleman in this world who spawns demons and destroys demons.

Simply, I'm also a big grinning person, and if it's gone, it's gone. Liu Wenjie and I have quietly explored the zombie bureau a few times during this time, but they have found nothing. I asked him to try it using divination, and he said no, the cause and effect here are chaotic, and there is no future in sight.

An Xue is still studying hard and planning to upgrade her capital, and I don't want to bother her during this time, but we still maintain a two-hour phone call every day, and I am very satisfied and happy.

After a month of doing nothing at school, I finally received a notice that I was about to leave, and I was really a little reluctant to leave this dormitory, but when I walked to the school gate, I still spat and raised my middle finger, saying goodbye to Dog X's school.

This internship in a large company is actually not bad, the company buys a plane ticket, to be honest, I really haven't taken a plane, so I keep searching for the plane process on the Internet, for fear that it will be a joke at that time. It was said on the Internet that the plane had to go through the formalities at the airport two hours in advance, and Harbin Taiping Airport was relatively far away, so when the plane was at one o'clock in the afternoon, I was stunned and pulled Liu Wenjie away.

When I arrived at the airport, it was half past seven, yes, Lao Tzu came too early. Calculate the time, everyone should get up at half past seven, so I first called home to report safety, and then called An Xue, unexpectedly her mobile phone was turned off, maybe it was not charged last night. Anyway, it's still early, and there is time to call her this morning.

So I took Liu Wenjie to the restaurant at the airport for breakfast, yes, things at the airport are expensive, isn't this only a fool to buy? A dish the size of a small dish costs 20 yuan, but I still bought it, but I'm not stupid, but nothing can cover hunger. What's even more tragic is that I heard that I was not allowed to bring water on the plane, so I didn't bring water, and we spent 5 yuan in the restaurant to buy water sold outside for 1 yuan. At that time, I silently swore in my mind that when I had money, I would definitely open a restaurant at the airport, and then I would cheat the fools and make a lot of money for him.

At about twelve o'clock, we entered the departure hall. There is a small episode in this, Liu Wenjie always touches the detector when passing through the security check. In the end, the security personnel surrounded Liu Wenjie, Liu Wenjie was forced, holding his head in his hands, squatting on the ground, shouting "Don't shoot, I'm a good person"

The beauty at the security check was also happy, Liu Wenjie suddenly remembered something, stood up and took off his pants, revealing his underwear inlaid with magnets, and there was a pillar of optimus on the underwear. With a look of surprise, he asked, "Is it because of this?" "The beauties at the security check, including the people waiting for inspection, were all red-faced, so I had to leave here quickly, and never let others know that I knew him. Oh my God, why did our old Liu family have such a scum as you?

Later, Liu Wenjie told me that wearing this underwear can be magnetotherapy and enhance a man's ability, and he is now standing firm all the time. Damn, you waste who has to rely on external forces to stand firm, Lao Tzu despises you. The plane is about to take off, I call An Xue or turn it off, I really don't know what the situation is.

But what I want now is the good situation after going to Wuhan, after all, the company that can reimburse the air ticket must be a good company, maybe I will be a supervisor in the company in the future, with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, and it is not impossible to reach the peak of life.

Just when I continued to be obscene, the plane's radio rang, my plane was about to check in and board, I pulled Liu Wenjie interspersed in the crowd, desperately squeezed forward, at this time, my mobile phone rang, it was a text message, the content was very simple, "Liu Gen, let's break up!" ”