"Humph! You're not a woman, so I'm too lazy to look at your ass. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The young man glared at me and turned around.

"Hey, you go farther, otherwise, I'm smoking you, don't blame me." I let out a few loud farts in a row.

"Damn, smoke to death." The young man covered his nose and walked seven or eight more steps outside.

I looked around and saw that there was no one to be seen except this young man. However, this young man is very tall, and if I escape, he will be caught in a minute.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Hey, do you have straw paper on you?" ”

The young man said impatiently, "If you want straw paper to dry the balls, you can pick a few corn leaves and wipe your buttocks." ”

"I... I can't get used to wiping it, otherwise, I won't wipe it, and I will go into the ancestral hall with the feces and let your ancestors smell my. "I said that on purpose.

"You want to smoke our ancestors, looking for death!" The young man turned around, raised his belt, and threatened: "Just wipe it with corn leaves, and wipe it clean for Lao Tzu, otherwise, I will beat you to death!" ”

According to my assumption: when the young man went to the ancestral hall to get the straw, I could run away calmly. However, the lad does not sell my account. When I saw the young man's fierce face, I knew that there was no room for negotiation, so I had to pick a few corn leaves and wipe my buttocks.

After wiping my butt, I lifted my pants and walked back.

The young man glared at me and said, "Don't be clever in front of Lao Tzu, let me ask you: Do you want me to go back to the ancestral hall to get straw paper, and then you can take the opportunity to escape, right?" ”

I smiled and admitted, "Hmm. I'm not running, I'm going to die. ”

When I saw this young man talking to me, I thought: Maybe I can tempt him with money and let him let me go.

"Hey, I'll talk to you about something." I stopped.

"What are you discussing?" The young man looked at me suspiciously.

"You're going to let me go, okay?" I said tentatively.

The young man sneered and said, "Let me let you go?" Hum! Stop dreaming. ”

"I'll reward you." I tempted.

"Reward me?" The young man seemed to be a little tempted.

"yes. I'll give you 50,000 yuan, it's 50,000 yuan. I held out a slap in the face and thought: I'm afraid this guy has never seen 50,000 yuan in his life.

"You said you would reward me with 50,000 yuan?" The guy's eyes widened, he didn't seem to believe the huge number.

"Yes, fifty thousand yuan." I emphasized.

The young man looked at me and sneered and said, "Do you have 50,000 yuan?" Hum! You're writing me a blank check, aren't you? ”

"I'm telling the truth, as long as you let me go, I'll send 50,000 yuan to your bank card as soon as I get home." I swear.

"Humph! I let you go, and you won't even give me five cents. I'll tell you: don't play this little trick in front of you, I won't fall for you. "The lad clearly didn't believe me.

"Otherwise, so be it." I thought about it for a moment and said, "I'll run away now, and you'll chase me if you shout." In this way, you follow me home, and when you get home, you will leave again when you get the money, okay? I frowned, and I thought about it.

"I let you go, it's hard to explain to the village." The lad was a little hesitant.

"What's so hard to explain this, at best, people will just think you're stupid. It doesn't matter if you have a stupid reputation, where is the money that works. Think about it: 50,000 yuan is not a small amount. I mobilized.

"You... Do you really have that much money? The young man asked.

"Of course. If I can't come up with the money, you'll get me back." I'll be honest with you: 50,000 yuan is just a piece of cake for me, and it's nothing. I said eagerly.

"You... You make me think again. The young man's eyebrows were furrowed, and I could tell that he was engaged in a fierce battle of ideas.

I was secretly happy in my heart: I thought to myself: my money plan is about to succeed. As the saying goes: money can make ghosts grind, and this saying is indeed very effective.

Just as I was complacent, the old man walked out of the ancestral hall. He beckoned to the young man and shouted, "Get that boy back." ”

I thought to myself: Mom, what a failure, seeing that my money plan is about to succeed, who knows that the old man suddenly walked out of the ancestral hall and ruined my good deeds.

I walked into the ancestral hall dejectedly.

A couple of young men stuffed me into the coffin again, and then nailed me in.

I was very remorseful, and thought to myself: If only I had come up with this money plan earlier, I could have persuaded the young man to let me go.

It's too late to say anything now, and there is no regret medicine in the world.

I lay in my coffin, struggling to think of what to do. My head hurts, and I haven't come up with a good idea.

I fell into a groggy sleep.

Suddenly, there was a "squeak" sound that woke me up.

I pricked up my ears and listened carefully.

"Hey!" Someone was talking to me next to the coffin.

"You... Who are you? I asked. I thought: Could it be a ghost? Think about it again: The ancestral hall is heavy, and ghosts and gods generally dare not come in casually.

"I'm the one who supervised your today." The man outside the coffin replied.

When I heard this, my heart was overjoyed. It seems that this young man still has 50,000 yuan in mind, so he came to save me.

"Ahh That's great. You quickly pry the coffin open and let me out. I said hurriedly.

Now, I've learned the lesson from last time and want to get this done quickly and don't go wrong again.

"Let me ask you: Can you really get 50,000 yuan?" The young man asked uneasily.

"Hey, don't be wordy, beware of the meat that reaches your mouth and flies again. I said, I can get 50,000 yuan, absolutely can, you put 120 hearts. I said hurriedly.

"I can tell you, if you can't come up with 50,000 yuan, I will arrest you again." The lad said.

"Okay, I promise you." I knocked on the coffin and urged, "Let me out." ”

There was a "squeak... ...... squeak", and the coffin lid opened.

When I saw that it was dark outside, I realized that it was already night.

I jumped out of the coffin and said, "Lead the way to my car." ”

"Your car was driven away a long time ago." The lad said.

"Then you quickly take me down the trail and go to the nearby town to find the car." I said in a panic.

Now, I have only one thought, and that is: leave Baijiawan quickly.

The young man opened the door of the ancestral hall, looked at his head, and said, "You follow me." ”

As soon as we left the ancestral hall, we went into the cornfield.

"Hey, I'm telling you, you can't go to the nearest town, it's easy to spot." I confessed.

The young man thought for a moment and said, "Ten miles from here, there is a town, and the people of the village like to go to this town to catch the market. There is another town thirty miles from here, and the people of the village do not usually go there. ”

Without hesitation, I said, "Just go to the town thirty miles away." ”