The old man said: "Carry the coffin to the ancestral hall, and after three days of parking, it will be buried with Bai Ping." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

One woman said with relief, "Wow! Great, Miss Bai Ping is finally married, otherwise, how lonely it would be to be alone in the underworld. ”

"Count this kid lucky and marry a beautiful woman." A young man said jealously.

I thought to myself: Damn, Lao Tzu is going to be buried alive, and you are still red-eyed. Otherwise, you too will taste the taste of sleeping in a coffin.

The coffin was lifted up in a flickering manner, and I lay in the coffin as if I were sitting in a palanquin. But I don't have the leisure to enjoy it right now. I thought: I need to call the police and let the police rescue me.

I dug into my pocket and was shocked to find that my phone was gone.

Damn! It must have been when I was struggling just now that I left my phone behind. This is the end of the day, and the last hope of being rescued is dashed.

"Give me back your phone!" I shouted hoarsely.

The old man knocked on the coffin with his cane and said, "Stinky boy, do you want to call the police with your mobile phone?" Stop dreaming, be honest and stay in the coffin for me. ”

"You bury me alive, this is a violation of the law of the land, and sooner or later you will be punished by the law. Now, let me out quickly, even if the crime is stopped. As for me, if this didn't happen, I won't pursue you. I warned.

"Haha... Stinky boy, we buried you alive, the police won't know, and no one will be punished by law. You're here to scare people. The old man said with a grin.

"Before I came, I told my friends about my whereabouts. If I don't hear from me for 24 hours, my friend will call the police. "I lied.

Now, I really regret it. This time, I came to Baijiawan, and no one knew. If I had been buried alive, only God would know. Alas! I only blamed me for being too careless, I didn't expect it to cause misunderstanding among the villagers of Baijiawan, and I didn't expect to be buried alive.

The old man explained: "Wait a while, drive this kid's rotten car away, it's better to drive a few hundred miles, and then push it into the pond and the river." In this way, if the police come to investigate, they will say that they have never seen this person. ”

"If you do this, you are destroying the evidence of the crime, and you will add to the crime, the police are not eating dry food, and they will find out when they investigate. At that time, the first offender will be shot, and the coercion will also sit through the prison. I threatened.

"Boy, we don't eat dry food, we will do things cleanly and neatly, and we won't show a flaw." The old man said proudly.

I know: I'm completely hung up today. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but cry bitterly.

The old man persuaded: "Boy, why are you crying? We let you marry Bai Ping, that's your blessing. Do you know, Bai Ping is the village flower, but also the village flower, over the years, there is more than one man who wants to marry her, and today, you won the jackpot. Supposedly, you should laugh. ”

"I... Bai Ping and I have been married, Bai Ping doesn't want me to die, she said: Let me be her husband, now, if you go against Bai Ping's wishes, she will punish you. I cried and said.

"Boy, stop talking nonsense. If Bai Ping really doesn't want you to die, let her give me a dream. The old man said.

"Uncle, you are a knowledgeable person, you should know: there is no such marriage in the world." I tried to convince the old man to let me go.

The old man patted the coffin and said, "Stinky boy, who made you a yin and yang person, no wonder we are." You'd better go on the road with a smile. ”

A young man carrying a coffin suggested: "Grandpa, just stuff this kid into Bai Ping's coffin, why waste a coffin?" ”

The old man replied: "If this kid is a dead man, he can be buried in a coffin with Bai Ping, the problem is: he is now a half-yin and half-yang person, so it is not suitable to be buried together." ”

After about ten minutes, the old man said, "Okay, let's park here." ”

The coffin fell to the ground.

A young man asked: "Grandpa, this kid is not surnamed Bai, is it appropriate to put him in the ancestral hall of the Bai family?" ”

The old man replied: "Although this kid is not surnamed Bai, he and Bai Ping have a secret marriage, which is equivalent to the Bai family recruiting a son-in-law, of course, you can put it in the ancestral hall of the Bai family." ”

I suddenly thought: the ancestral hall is a clean place, and you must not and pee here. So, I had an idea and shouted, "I'm going to!" ”

A young man said, "Grandpa, this kid is yelling to, what should I do?" ”

The old man thought for a while and said, "You can't let him in the ancestral hall, the ancestors will be angry." Quickly pry the coffin open and let him come out to. ”

I could only hear the commotion outside the coffin, and I thought: I must be looking for a tool to pry the coffin.

After a while, I heard "Squeak... Squeak......" a few sounds, and the coffin was pried open.

The old man looked at me angrily and scolded: "You kid really has a lot of and urine, I warn you: if you pull and urine in the ancestral hall, see if I don't peel your skin." ”

I sat up from the coffin and saw that there were only seven or eight men in the ancestral hall.

"Hurry up, get out there and." The old man said angrily.

I walked out of the ancestral hall and looked around, and not far to the left was a cornfield, which was already half a man high.

"Great, as soon as I get into the cornfield, they won't be able to catch me easily." I thought to myself.

What I thought to myself seemed to be immediately noticed by the old man. He pointed to the vegetable garden on the right and said, "Go there and." ”

I frowned and said, "There's no shelter there, you're letting me in front of the public?" ”

The old man said disdainfully: "Is your kid a golden butt or a silver butt, are you still afraid that people will see it and run away?" You see, there's only a few big men here, and no one looks at your ass. ”

"I... I can't pull out in front of people. "I made an excuse.

"People are small, and there are a lot of strange problems." The old man glared at me and said to the young man, "Follow him and let him in the cornfield." ”

I thought to myself: as soon as I get into the cornfield, I'll run.

I had just taken two steps when the old man said to the young man, "You untie his trouser belt, so that he will not be able to run fast even if he wants to." ”

Without saying a word, the young man came up to me, took off my belt, took it in his hand, and said, "Grandpa, if he dares to run, I will beat him to death with my belt." As he spoke, he slammed his belt in front of me a few times.

I thought to myself: Huh! The belt is unfastened, but there are still buttons on my pants, so it doesn't matter if I don't wear a belt.

I deliberately held my pants in my hands to create the illusion that my pants were falling off without a belt.

I approached the cornfield.

"Don't go any further, just squat down here." The young man commanded.

I squatted down helplessly and said to the young man, "Don't look at me, or I won't be able to pull it out." ”