Chapter 156: The end of a woman pretending to be a hero in male costume to save beauty
After Duo'er knocked down several gangsters by herself, Wang Xiaocui was moved by Duo'er's "hero saves beauty" and cried and threw herself into Duo'er's arms......
Duo'er: "The girl is fine, the gangsters have been defeated by me, you are safe now, you can go home." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Wang Xiaocui: "Engong, you saved people, how do you want people to repay you?" ”
Duo'er: "Whoever sees such a beautiful girl being molested by gangsters will save her, and I don't ask the girl to repay her or not." There are many ways to repay her, but there is only one way to repay a woman after she is rescued by a man. ”
Wang Xiaocui: "That little woman had no choice but to make a promise, do you think it is good for Engong?" ”
Duo'er: "If you promise to yourself, is this?" ”
However, all of the above is Doer's fantasy, but the truth of the matter is this. Duo'er was chased and beaten by thugs, and Brother Huang Mao threw Wang Xiaocui aside and sat on a stool to watch the play.
Brother Huang Mao: "Okay! (Applause) hit well, beat Lao Tzu hard, and dared to care about the scar weasel. Lao Tzu wants him to know what the real hero is. ”
Wang Xiaocui: "Don't beat (crying), please don't beat him again." ”
With her head in her hands, Doll was surrounded by several thugs, punching and kicking. However, none of the gangsters noticed that Duo'er took out a piece of yellow rune paper and put it in her mouth, made a handprint with both hands, and recited words in her mouth.
At the same time as Duo'er was chanting words, in the Dead Body Inn, a corpse with yellow rune paper on his forehead moved, and this corpse was the corpse of the mayor of the Ren family, his father Nintendo......
A mother and daughter are walking down the street, and the little girl happens to see the image of Nintendo's corpse jumping towards the teahouse. Suddenly, the body passed in front of the mother and daughter.
The mother saw it and jumped, only to see her fingers on the corpse, her mouth wide open, and a frightened expression, "...... This is...... Yes...... There are ghosts ......."
The little girl did not look frightened like her mother, but shouted with curiosity: "This uncle is so good (clapping his hands, a novel and playful expression) that he doesn't walk on his feet when he goes out to play on the street, but jumps forward? Is this the most popular way to go shopping this year? ”
Just then the mother fainted. The little girl hugged her mother and cried, "Mom! Mom! Don't scare me, wake up, wake up......"
Nintendo's corpse entered the lobby of the tea house and scared away several tables of guests drinking tea. The corpse came to the back of several thugs under the control of Do'er's yellow rune paper spell, grabbing the thugs one by one and throwing them behind them. One by one, the thugs let out screams......
"Eun Gong, are you alright?" Wang Xiaocui came to Duo'er and helped him get up.
Doer: "It's fine. ”
Wang Xiaocui stretched out her hand to wipe the remaining blood stains on the corner of Duo'er's mouth, "It's all bleeding and saying it's okay." ”
Duo'er suddenly grabbed Wang Xiaocui's hand and wanted to tease her, so she said in a teasing tone: "For you, it is worth it no amount of blood I pay." ”
Wang Xiaocui: "Engong! (Shrinking hands) That's not good. It's really not good. (exclaims) Ah! Eun Gong, you scratched my hand. ”
Doer: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! (Turning his head to Nintendo's corpse) It's good that you came in time, man, otherwise, my brother (touching his face) wouldn't be able to save this handsome face. ”
Wang Xiaocui: "Engong, why do you call him a man?" (looks at the corpse with curious eyes) Is he your elder? Your elders have really been through the process, throwing all the thugs against the wall one by one. But it's really strange that this elder of yours still has a piece of yellow paper on his forehead? ”
Duo'er": That's not called yellow paper, that's called Fu, he's not my elder, but a dead corpse. ”
Wang Xiaocui: "How can the corpse move?" It can't be! ”
"Corpses? I said, boy, don't think that if you find an elder in the family and stick a piece of torn yellow paper on your forehead, you just say that it is a corpse, and you want to scare me with a scar weasel, right? I'm not afraid of heaven or earth, let alone a dead man. (towards the little brother lying on the ground) a few of you get up for Lao Tzu, aren't you just a dead man? What is there to be afraid of? I don't believe we can't deal with a corpse together. Brother Huang Mao and the others fought in circles with the corpse. However, the yellow rune paper on the corpse's forehead was torn by Brother Huang Mao.
"Not good!" Duo'er screamed when she saw this, and Li Xiaotian just walked down from the upstairs and saw that Duo'er was dealing with the corpse, and Li Xiaotian secretly said that something was wrong and joined in. However, Duo'er and Li Xiaotian failed to suppress the corpse, but Huang Mao Ge and the others were all thrown to the ground by the corpse......
While dealing with the corpse with Duo'er, Li Xiaotian said to Duo'er angrily: "How do you play with the corpse?" ”
Duo'er: "I don't want to either, who makes my kung fu not as good as yours?" So I had to ask Uncle Corpse to help deal with a few thugs. ”
Li Xiaotian: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and send the corpse uniform back to the Dead Body Inn, otherwise the master will come back and find out, and see how the master punishes you." ”
However, Li Xiaotian and Duo'er were both pinched by the corpse's hands, and the two struggled desperately.
Li Xiaotian shouted loudly: "Master, help!" ”
Duo'er also wanted to shout for help, but he was pinched by the corpse and was out of breath, Wang Xiaocui saw this and stepped forward and kept punching and kicking the corpse, "Let go of Engong!" Let go of Eun Gong! ”
At the same time, Yu Xiaoqi, who was still looking for Wang Lao Liu on the street outside, suddenly saw a little girl squatting on the side and crying among the little girls, while her mother was lying on the ground.
The little girl saw Yu Xiaoqi and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Yu Xiaoqi's trouser corner, "Uncle!" Uncle! Save my mom! Uncle! Uncle! Save my mom! Uncle ......"
Yu Xiaoqi squatted down to the little girl, "Don't cry, tell your uncle why your mother fainted first?" ”
The little girl told Yu Xiaoqi and said: "There was a strange uncle before (pointing to the street where Nintendo jumped) that he didn't use his feet to walk, but jumped forward. The uncle also had a yellow piece of paper on his forehead, and my mother just saw the uncle and screamed and fainted. ”
Yu Xiaoqi: "Then can you tell your uncle?" Did you see that uncle going in that direction? ”
Little girl: "Okay...... It seems like...... (pensive) seems to be heading towards the teahouse. ”
After Yu Xiaoqi listened to the little girl's words, he quickly took out a piece of yellow rune paper and slapped it on the head of the little girl's mother, and then drew a gossip pattern on the palms of both hands.
"Mom woke up, great, Mom really woke up, uncle, you really went through the trouble, thank you uncle (little girl turned back) Uncle, where did you go?" The little girl was about to thank Yu Xiaoqi, but when she turned around, she couldn't see Yu Xiaoqi's figure.
At this time, Yu Xiaoqi ran towards the teahouse, "These two apprentices really don't let the teacher save snacks, and they don't even take the corpse to play at night, they even take the corpse out to joke during the day, it seems that the teacher has not punished them for a long time, and they really forgot the pain." ”
When Yu Xiaoqi arrived at the teahouse, he happened to see Li Xiaotian and Duo'er lying on the ground and fainting, and the two of them still had wounds on their arms that were pinched by their fingers. And Nintendo's corpse is pinching Wang Xiaocui's neck, and Wang Xiaocui is struggling desperately.
Seeing this, Yu Xiaoqi hurriedly took out the yellow rune paper and pasted it on the corpse's forehead. Yu Xiaoqi came to Li Xiaotian and Duo'er's side, and he quickly threw out a piece of yellow rune paper in one hand, which happened to be attached to the wound on Li Xiaotian and Duo'er's arms.
I saw that the two pieces of yellow rune paper merged with the skin, and the skin returned to its original appearance. Li Xiaotian and Duo'er both woke up immediately.
Yu Xiaoqi scolded according to the system prompt that appeared in his mind: "You two rabbit cubs, you actually took dead people to the teahouse to play in broad daylight, did you not punish you for too long, did you forget the pain?" After settling the corpse of Nintendo in the teahouse, Duo'er and Li Xiaotian followed Yu Xiaoqi back to the Dead Corpse Inn.
In the Dead Corpse Inn, Yu Xiaoqi and his senior brother Fang Xiaoliu were playing chess. Li Xiaotian and Duo'er knelt in front.
Duo'er: "Master, I will never take dead people out to help fight in the future." ”
Li Xiaotian: "Master, I will no longer pretend to be a zombie to scare my junior brother, you can let me and my junior brother go this time!" ”
Yu Xiaoqi: "No. ”
Fang Xiaoliu: "I said junior brother, this time you better let the two of them go, besides, don't you still have to send Mayor Ren's father's body to his house today?" ”
Yu Xiaoqi: "Senior brother, if you don't say it, I really forgot about it." (Facing the second apprentice) as a teacher, it is for the sake of your sixth master to intercede for the two of you, this time as a teacher, I will let you go, you all get up! There is also a lot of time, so we hurriedly send Nintendo to Mayor Ren's house, otherwise there is a risk of corpse transformation if we are buried at night. ”
Li Xiaotian and Duo'er said in unison to Fang Xiaoliu: "Thank you, master, thank you Sixth Master for interceding for the two of us." ”
At the corner of a street, Wang Lao Liu was lying on the ground, only to see that there was a zombie finger pricking wound on his arm.
Wang Xiaocui passed by, didn't look at the road, and suddenly stepped on a person, "Isn't this my father?" ”
Wang Xiaocui hugged her father, "Father, father, what's wrong with you?" Are you awake? Are you awake? Don't scare me. (weeping) father, father. ”
Wang Lao Liu opened his eyes slightly, "Xiaocui? You, I...... How did you get out? ”
Wang Xiaocui: "I was home alone, I didn't see you come back, I was worried that something happened to you, so I came out to look for you, father, (saw the wound on your arm) Why are you injured?" ”
Father: "Xiaocui, it's okay for my father, this is made like this by the people in the casino, my father promised you that I will never go to the casino to gamble again after my father goes back." ”