In a certain Shandong seat in Renjia Town, Yu Xiaoqi is burying Nintendo, the father of Ren Town. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and Mayor Ren stood on Yu Xiaoqi's side, followed by Mayor Ren's family......

Mayor Ren: "Don't you know that the Taoist chief can be buried?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "It's okay, let's bury it!" ”

"Let's bury it!" Hearing Mayor Ren's words, the four strong men hurriedly lifted the coffin and put it into the soil. And Mayor Ren and his parents obeyed Yu Xiaoqi's instructions and turned around. However, just then, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared, and quickly disappeared.

When Mayor Ren saw the lightning, he thought that his father was dissatisfied, and hurriedly shouted to his family: "You all kneel, kneel." ”

And Yu Xiaoqi, who was doing the work, raised his head slightly and looked at the sky, Yu Xiaoqi saw that half of the sun was blocked by dark clouds. "At this time, the sun was blocked by dark clouds, and there should be lightning in this kind of weather, but what's the matter? (Fingers counted) It's not good, (facing Duo'er and Li Xiaotian) You two hurry up and open the coffin to take a look. ”

"It's the master." Duo'er and Li Xiaotian followed Yu Xiaoqi's instructions to open the coffin lid. Yu Xiaoqi stepped forward to check the body. I only saw that the fingers of the corpse's hands suddenly became black and long.

Duo'er faced Yu Xiaoqi and asked, "Master, look (referring to the hands of the corpse in the coffin) I remember that the fingernails are not so long, but why did they suddenly become black and long?" ”

Li Xiaotian looked at Duo'er's finger and muttered, "Is it possible that Nintendo's corpse is going to become a corpse?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi walked up to Mayor Ren, and when Mayor Ren saw Li Xiaotian coming over, he hurriedly asked, "What did the Taoist chief whisper about the corpse change just now?" What exactly is a corpse? ”

Yu Xiaoqi replied: "The so-called corpse transformation refers to the sudden resurrection of the dead body by some external factors, but the resurrected dead corpse has lost its humanity and is just an unconscious zombie. ”

Mayor Ren: "What happens if you become a zombie?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, everything in the world is an opposing Mao shield body that exists in the world, and people are divided into good people and bad people, and zombies can be divided into corpses and bloody corpses." ”

Duo'er: "Master, what is the walking corpse?" ”

Mayor Ren: "What is a bloody corpse?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "To put it simply, walking corpses are kind zombies that do not suck human blood, while blood corpses are just the opposite, once they are bitten by blood corpses in the neck, they may become blood-sucking zombies." ”

Duo'er: "Master, what are we going to do?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Only the body can be cremated." ”

Mayor Ren: "No! No matter what method you use, you just can't be cremated. What my father was most afraid of when he was alive was fire, and after he died, I would never do anything to be sorry for his old man. ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Okay then! I thought of another way to move the coffin back to the house where he lived before his death. ”

……

In Ren's house, Mayor Ren was drinking tea. And his daughter Ren Yingying had just walked in from outside. Ren Yingying saw her father who was drinking tea and said, "Daddy, I'm back." ”

"Why did the girl come back so late?" Mayor Ren put down the teacup, got up and hugged his daughter.

Ren Yingying: "As soon as I received the letter from my father, I hurried back, did I miss the day of my grandfather's burial?" ”

Mayor Ren and Ren Yingying sat left and right.

Mayor Ren: "It was originally buried this afternoon, but there was lightning at that time, and the sun was also shrouded in dark clouds, and the Taoist chief said that your grandfather's corpse is going to be a corpse, and you can only cremate the corpse, otherwise you may become a vampire zombie, and you also know that your grandfather was most afraid of fire before his death, so I don't agree to cremate the corpse." Now the body is temporarily resting in the room where he was alive. ”

The coffin in a certain room was placed in the middle of the room, and Li Xiaotian and Duo'er were lighting candles around the coffin. The Nintendo corpse lying in the coffin has longer fingers.

Li Xiaotian: "The fingernails of the master's corpse have become longer again. ”

Yu Xiaoqi heard Li Xiaotian's words and stepped forward to take a look at the corpse. After Duo'er and Li Xiaotian finished lighting the candles, Yu Xiaoqi said to Li Xiaotian: "Xiaotian, you take a pair of scissors to cut off all the long nails of the corpse, (facing Duo'er) Qiusheng, you go to the street to buy glutinous rice and come back." ”

Doer: "How much to buy?" ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Buying eighty catties should be enough!" ”

Li Xiaotian obeyed Yu Xiaoqi's instructions, picked up a pair of scissors and cut the fingernails of the corpse. Duo'er also nodded at Yu Xiaoqi, turned around and took two steps towards the door, just knocking down Ren Yingying who came in, Ren Yingying got up from the ground and patted the dust on her body.

Ren Yingying: "How do you walk?" ”

Doer: "Yes, I'm sorry. (staring at Ren Yingying) Okay, (drooling) It's beautiful......"

Yu Xiaoqi: "What's good?" Why don't you go buy glutinous rice......"

Duo'er: "I'll go to the master." ”

Li Xiaotian looked at Ren Yingying blankly.

Yu Xiaoqi glared at Li Xiaotian angrily and said, "What are you doing standing stupidly?" Why don't you cut it quickly? ”

Li Xiaotian: "Oh. Got it, master. ”

Li Xiaotian continued to use scissors to cut the nails of the corpse, and Duo'er ran out to buy glutinous rice......

Ren Yingying: "Daddy (pointing to Yu Xiaoqi) is the Taoist you said?" ”

Mayor Ren: "That's right. This Taoist chief is called Yu Xiaoqi, we all call him Uncle Jiu, your grandfather died in a foreign land, and it was he who sent your grandfather's body back. ”

Ren Yingying turned her head again and saw Li Xiaotian holding scissors.

Ren Yingying: "What do you want to do with my grandfather's corpse with scissors?" ”

Ren Yingying stepped forward to snatch the scissors in Li Xiaotian's hand, Li Xiaotian took two steps back and said, "I'm here to help your grandfather cut his nails, can't the scissors be given to you." ”

"Yingying, will you come back for me? Don't make a fuss. Hearing her father's reproach, Ren Yingying had no choice but to say, "Oh! He walked back to his father's side......

In a rice shop in Renjia Town, Duo'er walked in. When the boss saw the woman dressed as a man, he hurriedly stepped forward and smiled: "What do you want to buy at the rice store?" ”

Duo'er, who was dressed as a man, glanced at the boss and said angrily: "Of course I came to the rice shop to buy rice, give me eighty catties of glutinous rice." ”

"Good! Wait! "The boss took out a stool and put it in a corner of the store, you do it first, and I will take care of the glutinous rice for you.

Suddenly, Duo'er felt her stomach hurt, and she saw Duo'er holding her stomach with one hand and muttering to herself, "What's the matter?" My stomach hurt at this time (looking at the boss) No, boss, do you have a thatched house near here? ”

The boss said: "Go out, turn right, cross two streets, and when you reach the end, you will see a public thatched house." ”

Duo'er said: "I'll go to the thatched house, boss, you measure the glutinous rice for me first, and then I'll come and get the money directly." ”

On a certain street, Wang Xiaocui helped her father walk slowly on the street, "Dad, there is a medical center in front, let's go there and see!" ”

Wang Xiaocui looked at the medical hall in front of him that read: "Tong Ren Tang". I saw a couplet written on both sides of the door of the medical hall: Rise from the dead, Hua Tuo is reincarnated; When evil turns into good, Bian Que is reborn.

Wang Xiaocui helped his father Wang Laoliu into Tongrentang and examined the doctor's wound on his father Wang Laoliu.

Wang Xiaocui asked urgently: "Doctor, how is it?" ”

The doctor shook his head and said, "I can't heal this wound of your father. ”

Wang Xiaocui: "Aren't you a doctor?" It's just a small wound, how can it not be cured? Don't we can't afford to pay for Dong's medical expenses? ”

Doctor: "Isn't it?" That's not true? The wound on your father's arm was pricked by a zombie's finger, and the wound contains corpse gas. Even if it is cured, if the corpse qi is not removed, this arm will still rot. ”

Wang Xiaocui: "What should I do then?" ”

Doctor: "You can take your father to the Dead Body Inn to find the owner there, Fang Xiaoliu." ”

Wang Xiaocui: "Dead Corpse Inn? ”

Doctor: "Yes, you can go down this street until you go to the end and turn right two blocks to find it." ”

At this moment, Doer, dressed as a man, walked in through the door. He came behind Wang Xiaocui and shouted, "Who wants the Dead Body Inn to find my sixth uncle?" ”

"Eun Gong, why are you? I didn't think I'd run into you here. Wang Xiaocui looked back and saw Duo'er with a surprised expression on her face.

Duo'er replied, "My master told me to come out and buy glutinous rice. ”

Wang Xiaocui: "What about glutinous rice?" ”

"I'm still in the rice shop, I just came out of the thatched house and saw you helping your father into Tongrentang, so follow up and take a look." Duo'er had just finished speaking, but suddenly, Wang Xiaocui knelt in front of Duo'er and begged: "Please save my father!" As long as you can save my father, I will make cattle and horses for Engong for the rest of my life. ”

Duo'er: "You get up first and then talk (see the wound on Wang Lao Liu's arm) I don't have that much ability to save your father." ”

Wang Xiaocui: "But in the teahouse (pulled up by Duo'er), you can even summon the corpse ......"

Duo'er: "I don't have that much ability, I can't cure your father's injury, but my master can, so my master is in the mayor's house, you can help your father to go with me!" ”

Wang Xiaocui: "This, horror is not good!" ”

"What's so bad? If your father's arm is not healed quickly, there is a good chance that your father will turn into a zombie. You don't want to see your father turn into a killer zombie! Oh, by the way, don't always open your mouth and shut up, my name is Huang Qiusheng, you just call me Qiusheng, what's your name? Duo'er slapped her head twice and said: It was so dangerous just now, I almost said that my real name is Duo'er, this name is a girl's name, once I say it, how can I play with my identity as a woman dressed as a man!

Wang Xiaocui: "Okay, Brother Qiusheng, my name is Wang Xiaocui." ”

Duo'er: "Wang Xiaocui, this name is really good, I like it, (Wang Xiaocui's shy expression) It sounds comfortable, you help your father to wait outside the door first, I will go to the rice shop to get glutinous rice and take you to see my master." ”

In the hall of Ren's house, Duo'er walked in with glutinous rice on her back, followed by Wang Xiaocui and Wang Lao Liu.

Duo'er shouted loudly, "Master, I'm back." ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "It's good to come back, you hurry up and go to the room where the coffin is placed and sprinkle glutinous rice into the coffin, and completely cover the body." ”

Duo'er nodded and replied, "I know the master, I brought back an uncle who was injured by a zombie, master, you show him." ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Got it, get busy with your go!" ”

In the room where the body was kept, Doll opened the lid of the coffin. Duo'er sprinkled glutinous rice into the corpse in the coffin, from the corpse's head to its feet......

In the hall of Ren's house, Yu Xiaoqi inspected Wang Laoliu's wounds. He asked eagerly, "Is my father okay?" ”

Li Xiaotian stared at Wang Xiaocui with a good expression and said, "You can rest assured, it's okay to meet my master and keep your father." ”

Ren Yingying said unhappily to Li Xiaotian: "Bragging! ”

Li Xiaotian: "You say I'm bragging? (Stretching out his finger and pointing to his nose) Not to mention that it was just a small injury to the arm stabbed by a zombie, even if it was bitten by a zombie on the neck, before it turned into a zombie, my master could heal it. ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Xiaotian, you go and ask Qiusheng for some glutinous rice." ”

"It's the master." Li Xiaotian heard Yu Xiaoqi's order and hurriedly left to get glutinous rice.

After Li Xiaotian left, Yu Xiaoqi said to Wang Lao Liu: "You tell me the truth, was this wound caused by a zombie in the ancient tomb?" ”

"This, that...... I ......" Wang Lao Liu vomited......

Wang Xiaocui: "My dad told me about this, so let me tell you!" My dad and Uncle Ding, also known as the town's antique dealer, used to rob tombs, and the two of them were sworn brothers. Later, after my mother passed away, after saying a word to my father not to rob the tomb, my father cut off contact with Uncle Ding, but my father became addicted to gambling and had no choice but to rob the tomb after owing a sum of money to the casino. ”

Yu Xiaoqi hurriedly asked, "Where is that ancient tomb?" ”

Wang Lao Liu replied: "It is only five hundred meters away from the town on the back hill of Taohua Village. ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "What about Ding Laosan?" ”

Wang Laoliu: "I don't know about this, I ran away from him in the ancient tomb, and before I ran away, I was injured and stabbed in the arm, as if Ding Laosan was bitten on the neck." ”

Li Xiaotian walked to Yu Xiaoqi's side with glutinous rice, "Master glutinous rice is here." ”

Yu Xiaoqi: "Stick the glutinous rice to the wound on his arm." ”

"Oh!" Li Xiaotian put the glutinous rice in his hand on the wound on Wang Laoliu's arm. Wang Lao Liu screamed in pain.

Yu Xiaoqi: "Pour a glass of water." ”

Li Xiaotian poured a glass of water, Yu Xiaoqi took it, and took out a piece of yellow rune paper from his body, the yellow rune paper spontaneously combusted, and the burned guy fell into the water.

Yu Xiaoqi: "If you drink him, it'll be fine." ”

"Thank you, Dad, drink it!" Wang Lao Liu drank it, and the wound on his arm healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Ren Yingying was surprised, "This, how is this possible?" (Open mouth, incredulous) How could this wound heal so quickly? And it is also in the case of not taking a dozen injections of civilian medicine. ”

Li Xiaotian looked at Ren Yingying with a smug expression and said, "Now you know that I'm not a liar!" ”

At this moment, Duo'er came to Yu Xiaoqi, "Master, I have already sprinkled glutinous rice on the corpse to cover the corpse." ”

Yu Xiaoqi nodded at Duo'er and said to Li Xiaotian: "Xiaotian, your kung fu is better, you can stay, and if there is any sudden situation, you can deal with it." You entered the sect of the teacher relatively late, this time you will follow the teacher to the ancient tomb, and learn more in the evening to see how the teacher destroys zombies. (Facing Wang Lao Liu) This ancient tomb was discovered by you, so you will lead the way! ”

Wang Lao Liu: "This, that, I...... (Look at my daughter and look at my injured arm) Okay! ”