Chapter 2 Underground Broadcasting
"Thank you for supporting me as always, today we are fortunate to invite the king of Yama from the underworld to be a guest, take us to visit the underworld, you can ask any questions, just don't say some nonsense!"
"I'll go, won't I just complain about a horror movie, you don't have to get into the drama like this!"
"Little Tintin, you're naughty again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
"Where did the anchor invite the extras, and they dressed up quite similarly."
"That's right, it's like the fairy on my family's New Year's painting."
"I'll give you sixty points and give you sixty gold coins."
"Cut, stingy upstairs, watch me come to 521"
"Look at my power of the wilderness~"
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Looking at the rewards floating on the screen, Yang Xiaoding couldn't cry or laugh. King Yama was also a little embarrassed, after all, he had never been to the world, and the latitude of the space in which everyone lived was different, so it was normal for no one to believe it, so he had to explain first.
"Hello everyone, I am indeed the king of Yama in the underworld, but the spatial latitude of the underworld and the human world is different, so you don't know, but the underworld is real. The reason why I am here today is for the balance between the underworld and the earth. As he spoke, he repeated what he had just said to Yang Xiaoding.
"It's so true to deceive people these days!"
"Dwarf oil, it scared me to death."
"Look at my world peace light waves."
"I don't believe it."
"+1 for Unbelievers"
"Unbelief +2"
"Unbelief +1314"
Yang Xiaoding was helpless, "Uncle Yama Wang, let's go straight to the point, and when they see the real scene, they will believe it, so it's useless to explain in vain." β
"Okay then, you follow me, I'll take you through the space barrier and go to the underworld now."
"Really." Yang Xiaoding couldn't help but get excited, although there was a fear in his heart, but he couldn't hide the excitement in his body!
Thinking of this, a question suddenly popped up: "Uncle Yama, if I go to the underworld like this, it will be full of yin and energy, and it won't have any effect on my body!" "In case you can't roll the sheets with the girl in the future, you'll suffer.
"Don't worry, I'll put a shielding barrier on you later."
"Oh, that's good, do you need to bring anything else?"
"No need, let's go!" Saying that, King Yama cast a spell to tear open the spatial crack, and dragged Yang Xiaoding in.
And the people in the comment area were a little dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
"Groove groove."
"It's a special effect!"
"It's not like ah, it's so realistic."
"Oh my God, it's not really going to tear the space apart!"
"Do you want to call the police?"
"The police will definitely think you're insane!"
"Don't mind, if it's true, it's hard to guarantee that you won't be retaliated against by King Yama!"
"Let's take a look at it first, nothing should happen."
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As soon as you enter the spatial crack, the Water Moon Mirror automatically feeds back all the scenes to the computer screen, so the audience can see the blurred chaotic scenes inside.
Yang Xiaoding was also very nervous at the moment, and his little heart was beating "bang". It is clear that there is a void under your feet, but there is a real feeling when you step on it.
Damn, Lao Tzu's video is broadcast, maybe he can compete with Duan Yu for the naming rights of Ling Bo Weibu!
After walking for a long time, he stopped, and King Yama recast the spell to tear open the space, dragging him and jumping down.
Yang Xiaoding, who was not mentally prepared, turned pale in fright, closed his eyes and grabbed the sleeve of King Yama tightly, and silently lit a wax for him in his heart.
"Haha, look at the anchor scared."
"With this expression, you can go to the movie."
"I'll go and tell me if it's true."
"Damn, what the hell!"
"Please calm down upstairs, it's just special effects."
"The live broadcast routine is deep~"
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Yang Xiaoding didn't have time to pay attention to the feelings of the audience, he felt a pressure rushing into his body from top to bottom, and he felt uncomfortable in his body, and when his feet touched the ground, he finally couldn't help but squat aside and vomit.
"The structure of the air here is different from that of the human world, and some undesirable rejection reactions are normal, so don't be afraid." King Yama was afraid that everyone would be frightened when he saw Yang Xiaoding's reaction, so he hurriedly explained, he still wanted to recruit a few more ghosts, but he couldn't smash the signboard, and his majestic face forced out a smile.
Can you imagine the scene of the door god at home suddenly laughing, like a stone growing grass, an iron tree blooming, the audience's jaws in front of the screen are about to drop, and there is a cold scene in the comment area that has never happened.
King of Yama: ......
Fortunately, at this time, Yang Xiaoding relieved himself and complained: "I said Uncle Yama Wang, if you have a rejection reaction, you can also say hello to me in advance, this is more human life than doing ten roller coasters!" β
King Yama cleared his throat in embarrassment and said, "I forgot about it for a while! β
Yang Xiaoding: ......
"Ahem, if you're okay, let's keep going, this is the ghost gate."
"Ghost Gate?" Yang Xiaoding was startled, and hurriedly looked closely, and sure enough, he found that a magnificent city appeared in front of him, and there was a big sign hanging on the city gate, which read: 'Ghost Gate Gate' Seven big golden characters were written. "There are two rows of fierce gods and evil spirits standing in front of the door, holding sharp knives, staring at him angrily, which can startle Yang Xiaoding, my good girl, this is the rhythm of scaring people out of half their lives!
Trembling and quietly approaching the king of Yama, well, in this comparison, my uncle is much more gentle and amiable.
Not only Yang Xiaoding, but the audience was also frightened, this kind of fear that can be felt across the screen is really unbearable for ordinary people.
"Damn, I was almost scared to pee."
"It's so obscene upstairs."
"You said these evil ghosts can't find girls."
"Come on, be happy!"
"Nima, labor and management are a little convinced."
"Me too."
"It's scary."
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King Yama pointed to the sixteen evil ghosts and explained with some pride: "I specially selected a group of evil ghosts to come here to check the mountain, and they are extremely strict and strict in investigating the undead ghosts with bad deeds and unchanged malignancy, so as not to let one of them pass the test in confusion. Before his death, whether it was a high-ranking official or an ordinary person, whoever came here must be checked to see if he has a ghost country pass - Lu Yin, which is the basis for reporting to the ghost country after death. Lu Yin is 3 feet long and 2 feet wide, and is printed on yellow soft paper, with the inscription "This guide is necessary for the Fengdu Heaven to be sent to Lu Yin and the people of the whole world to be reincarnated in the underworld." At the same time, the road guide is stamped with three seals of "Yin Si Chenghuang and FD County Government". Whoever burns it when he is buried or cremated after death will come to the underworld with his soul. So don't be afraid, as long as there is a way, you can pass smoothly. β
After speaking, he patted Yang Xiaoding's shoulder: "How about it, I've arranged it well!" β
Yang Xiaoding was speechless, this kind of child has done a good deed and asked for praise is a swollen feeling, but fortunately, because of the cute Uncle Yama Wang, his fear has lightened a lot, and he quipped: "You are so amazing, I was taken aback by this pomp." β
When King Yama heard this, his chin raised slightly and he became even more proud, "Let's go, go in and have a look." β
After passing the Ghost Gate, the next step is a long Huangquan Road. The soul of a person has to walk a long way and pass many passes to report to the underworld, so the Huangquan Road can be a general term for these passes and journeys, or it can refer to the road called Huangquan alone.
On the Huangquan Road, there are fiery red flowers on the other side, the flowers do not see the leaves and leaves have fallen, it looks like a carpet paved with blood from a distance, and it is also known as the "Fire Road" because of its red fire, and it is also the only scenery and color on this long Huangquan Road, and people will step on the guidance of this flower to lead to the hell of the underworld.
Walking on some cold roads, you can also see swaying ghosts around, with a sad face, as if you are in disbelief about death. A gust of cold wind passed, and the blood-red petals fell off and danced with the wind, and some even blew in front of Yangxi. Stretch out your hand and grab a petal and smell it lightly, and the intoxicating fragrance of flowers instantly lingers on the tip of the nose, full of temptation.
The scene in front of him made Yang Xiaoding feel extremely shocked, and he was also a little glad that he could see such a beautiful scenery during his lifetime, and he was very excited to show off in front of the Water Moon Mirror with flower petals, revealing an intoxicated expression.
So the audience in front of the screen began to be calm.
"What should Yang Xi do like this?"
"Rob him of his money."
"Sleep with his sister."
"Cut him tintin."
"Upstairs mighty."
"Brother Xiao Ding, can you bring some back, I really want to see it with my own eyes."
"Ditto."
"Ditto."
"Ditto."
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Yang Xiaoding looked at the King of Yama with a look on his face, and asked with his eyes.
"Well, no, the flowers on the other side can only exist in the underworld, and they will turn into nothingness in the world." King Yama said.
"That's right." Yang Xiaoding had to say sorry to the fans in disappointment, but fortunately, everyone was more curious about the scene inside, so they didn't pay much attention to it, only a few girls were very sorry.
After Huangquan Road, there is Nai He Bridge, an old stone bridge stands quietly. Yang Xiaoding stretched out his hand to touch the stone railing on the bridge, and his tentacles were cold. There is a tall stone monument at the head of the bridge, the words on it are bright red as blood, and the top is engraved with four big characters "early to the other side".
Seeing Yang Xiaoding staring at the Sansheng Stone, King Yama hurriedly pulled him over, waved his sleeves and cast a spell to cover the stone surface. Yang Xiaoding was a little confused, so he asked, "What's the matter, uncle, why are you blocking it!" β
"These three-life stones record each person's past life, present life and future life, the cause of the past life, the fruit of this life, the reincarnation of fate, the origin and extinction, all of which are heavily engraved on the three-life stone. For thousands of years, it has witnessed the pain and joy, sorrow and joy, laughter and tears of all living beings, the debts that should be paid, the love that should be repaid, and the three lives of the stone. King Yama explained.
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