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Yang Xiaoding walked into the room and began to prepare for the next live broadcast.

At this time, there are already many people waiting in front of the computer screen.

"Why hasn't the anchor come out yet!"

"What's the hurry, didn't you say that it would start on time at eight o'clock?"

"Oops, the last trailer said that I was going to complain about the horror movie "A Day in Hell", I'm looking forward to it!"

"You say that Yang Xiaoding's mouth is so powerful, is there a sister!"

"There must be, haven't you seen so many girls selling cute rolls and begging for luck?"

"Anchor 6666"

"Sit back and wait for the anchor."

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As one of the many online anchors in China, Yang Xiaoding's popularity is very average, with only a small number of fans. Compared with those popular anchors, it is simply out of reach. Speaking of which, you may think that he is a very handsome, or very talented person, so he can do live broadcasts, but life is full of reversal plots, and Yang Xiaoding is an ordinary-looking otaku. And the reason why he can still have fans to follow is because of a mouth that can speak.

That's right, complaining all the time is his characteristic. You can have unique insights into some strange news, and you can also introduce the movie in a funny tone.

But today, his live broadcast room welcomed a special guest.

At the moment when Yang Xiaoding was about to turn on the computer, a gap suddenly opened in mid-air, and a person came out of it. The man was as pale as a halberd, his eyes were wide open, and he was wearing a wide-sleeved robe. It's like the door god on the New Year's picture pasted on the door when I was a child.

This sudden situation immediately stunned Yang Xiaoding, and his heart couldn't help but run wildly past a group of grass and mud horses, and he was silent for a long time before he spoke.

"Uncle, are you in the wrong place to play fashionably?"

"What nonsense, this king is the king of the underworld." King Yama straightened up and put on a solemn expression, and the majesty of the superior was fully revealed.

Yang Xiaoding was frightened by this naturally revealing powerful aura, and his little heart fluttered. Thinking in my heart, my mother, what did he just say? King of Yama? Isn't that the head of the dwelling in myths and legends? Nima, hasn't science verified that there are no ghosts and gods in the world? What kind of trouble is this? Quietly pinched his arm, hiss, it hurts, it doesn't seem to be a dream.

But King Yama isn't staying in the underworld, why are you running here? Is it here to ask for your life? Am I going to die? Oh, God, earth, my Yang someone's fans have just risen a little, and I haven't had time to digest this joy, I haven't had time to repay my parents, and I haven't had time to have a beautiful sister paper, so why did I end up dying early!

At this time, Yang Xiaoding felt that it should be drifting and raining outside, and he desperately wanted to run naked and run to the ** city, and complete his wish that he had not dared to do all these years・・・・・・ thinking of this, Yang Xi's heart was like ashes, so he had the courage to say: Lao Tzu, the sky is not ・・・・・・・, hey, no, when will the king of Yama personally do the work of seducing the soul? So he dared to ask tentatively: "Then why did Uncle Yama come to me, can't he be lost!" ”

"Ahem, how is that possible, I came to you for something that you need to do." King Yama coughed lightly to hide his panic. Yes, Yang Xiaoding guessed very right, our Yama King God is indeed lost, I originally wanted to find the hottest anchor to help, but I didn't expect to take the wrong way to come here.

He had observed that Yang Xiaoding seemed to be an anchor before, so he appeared in front of him. It's not that he can't go to someone else, it's just that providence has guided him here, since it's the arrangement of fate, why not go with the flow!

Oh, so you asked me to do something. Emma Emma, I heard me right, I didn't expect my reputation to be so loud that even the king of Yama came to the door. Hey, think about it, it's like this in most TV dramas, a very powerful character suddenly appears in front of the protagonist, and then asks him to save the world. Yang Xiaoding nodded silently, well, it must be like this!

"What can I do as a mortal to help you, you'd better make it clear first."

"Ugh." King Yama sighed, "In recent years, there have been too many people who have done bad things in the human world, such as serial murderers, terrorist attacks, and car accidents. There are too many unjust souls in the underworld, and they are almost out of control. ”

"Listening to you say this, the matter is really serious, alas, now the quality of human beings is getting worse and worse, and they don't take human life seriously." Yang Xiaoding echoed, "Then you should go to the Jade Emperor for help!" By the way, there should be a heavenly court if there is an underworld, but our rockets have all flown out of the sky, and we haven't seen any immortals! ”

"That's right, Heaven and Earth both have an independent spatial latitude, so humans can't easily see it. The reason why you can't find immortals is because they can control the world, and it is easy for people to become dependent, and besides, you don't want anything to be above you! ”

"That's right, human beings are too self-respecting, you look at how many animals and plants on the earth have been extinct now, it's really ashamed, but you still haven't explained, why did you come to me for help!" Yang Xiaoding was very curious about the reason, could it be that he had the aura of a king, or some pure yang body, which could suppress evil things? Oops, I didn't expect someone to have such a bullish moment.

"Because you have a great sense of justice and often complain about bad social habits in the live broadcast, I want to ask you to go to the underworld and broadcast the current situation there live to everyone. First, it can curb the number of crimes committed by evildoers, and secondly, it can take the opportunity to recruit some ghosts. In order not to expose his little mistakes, King Yama made a nonsense reason.

"Well, I don't think there is much hope for coming to the sun to recruit workers, after all, everyone wants to live a few more years." So that's the case, I've been narcissistic for so long, uncle, don't bring such a trick! After this conversation, Yang Xiaoding's fear at the beginning disappeared by half, so his mind became active and quietly in his heart.

"It's not that I take office immediately, I mean that I can prioritize being a ghost errand after death." King Yama explained.

"Then why is there a lack of ghosts, doesn't the underworld raise wages?" Yang Xiaoding was puzzled.

"That's not it, our welfare package is also very good, five insurances and one housing fund. However, there are not many capable people in these years, and after death, they all choose to work in the heavenly court, and no one wants to stay in the dark underworld. "In fact, the most important reason is that compared to the bright and shining Heavenly Court, the underworld is simply scum! This kind of humiliating reason is beyond his reach.

"That's right, as a person who cares about people's livelihood, I'm willing to help you." said this on his lips, but he was muttering in his heart, I didn't expect that my Yang Xiaoding would be able to go to the underworld in my lifetime, wouldn't the reputation of the first anchor be resounding all over the world in the future? At that time, there will be countless girls, and there will be a lot of followers, haha, thinking of this, Yang Xiaoding's face couldn't help but have a lewd smile. The Yama King who watched it all had goosebumps.

"Still." Yang Xiaoding suddenly remembered one thing again, "Those viewers may not believe what they see in front of them, what if they call the police to arrest me?" ”

"You don't have to worry about this, I've used the Internet as a medium to curse everyone who comes here to listen to the live broadcast, and before it's over, they can only sit here obediently and can't do anything else. And it will give birth to a fear from the bottom of my heart. ”

"Wow, that's amazing! Then how will we broadcast it then, we can't go to the underworld with the computer! ”

"I have my own way of this." As he spoke, King Yama took out a bronze mirror the size of a basin from his sleeve, "This mirror is called the Water Moon Mirror, which can shadow all things, and can also transmit sound, as long as it is connected to your computer screen during the live broadcast, put it in mid-air and follow us, what we see and hear, it can be completely broadcast on the computer." In our eyes, we can see the comments and movements of the audience, killing two birds with one stone. ”

I'll take it, there is this kind of treasure, look at this guy looks like a stall, but the function is good, Yang Xiaoding stared at the water moon mirror with glowing eyes, if I can get it, then don't you see whatever you want to see at that time? Hey.

"In that case, let's get started, don't waste time here."

At the same moment, the comment area also exploded, and all kinds of text and picture emojis were flying all over the sky, all because when the time came, Yang Xiaoding didn't appear, and the people who were waiting for it naturally couldn't accept it.

"I said where did this anchor go, why didn't he come out yet!"

"Twenty years of strength pit fans~"

"Hahahahaha."

"Dwarf oil, I'm too anxious upstairs!"

"Brother Xiao Ding misses you so much."

"Don't leave upstairs, brother, I'm waiting for you."

……

As he was talking, the live broadcast room with the original black screen lit up, and Yang Xi sat on the screen as usual, but there was an uncle with a long beard in strange clothes next to him.

"The yang anchor has finally come out, and the flowers waiting for you are all gone."

"Hey, little Ding Ding also invited a guest today!"

"Wow, he's a cosplay-playing uncle."

"Uncle looks quite fierce."

"Hehe."

"It can't be the uncle who sells breakfast downstairs pretending!"

"It's all routine~"

"The anchor is mighty~"

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Looking at everyone talking about the people behind him, Yang Xiaoding only felt a cold sweat on his back, my God, don't say something excessive, if you provoke this, it's not good to knock on my door in the middle of the night, if you are not careful, it will kill you, so she cleared her throat and began to speak.

【Xiao Ding Micro Theater】

Yang Xiaoding: I have always been a person with a bottom line and dignity.

Reader: What if someone touches your bottom line?

Yang Xiaoding: Then I will lower my bottom line.

Reader:......