As soon as I finished saying this, Wang Lili struggled out of my arms and said helplessly: "What do you say, I was going to buy a few decent pieces of jewelry for our mother, but my mother said nothing."

zuihou, I listened to your method, took my mother to the New Century Mall, and said that I would buy a few sets of clothes for myself, but I actually planned to buy them for my mother. But every time I tried on clothes, the old lady was ready to go to the cashier to settle the bill, and there was nothing she could do for me. You say my own mother can't do it, weishenme can our mother do it? ”

I smiled and asked: "Life is a hundred, all kinds (read three times sai), let him pass in the past, are you not satisfied when you meet such a good mother-in-law?" ”

"Contentment, I am truly content!" Wang Lili said movingly.

"Since you're content, hurry up and go home, you know, you raped me yesterday morning, and I haven't experienced the right to be a husband yet," I said with a smile on my face.

"Okay, I'll go back immediately, be your little wife, and let my husband deal with it tonight, what's the swelling?" Wang Lili said along with my words.

“Let’sgo！” Dwarf oil, I feel that life is so beautiful, this is the same question I often ask the bride when officiating at the wedding, "Who do you hate the most today?" ”

Usually the bride will squirm and say that it is the groom, and then I will announce the correct answer with a wicked smile: "Actually, you should hate God the most!" When everyone was puzzled, I announced the final answer, "Why is it not dark yet!" ”

It seems that it is getting late now, and I want to hug my beautiful lady and return home together as a husband and wife.

After Wang Lili started the car, she asked me, "Do you want to go to your place, or go back to my house?" ”

I thought about it, although my wedding shop is big enough, after all, it is facing the street, cars are coming and going, the noise is high, and the sound insulation effect is not very good. That's not all, every night from seven to ten o'clock, there is always a group of old ladies dancing in front of the Tianyi Natatorium opposite me, after all, it is a public land, even if it is annoying, I can't say anything. Thinking of this, I had the answer, "Go to you!" ”

Wang Lili hesitated at first, but after seeing my fiery eyes, she immediately drove firmly in the direction of her home.

To be honest, I also wanted to ask Wang Lili weishenme hesitation, but I am tired and tired now, and the side effects after mental relaxation began to manifest themselves, and a thick tiredness made me yawn.

That's not all, I'm the type of person who is more physically tired, the more excited the physiology. I want to go to my fiancée's house now, take a shower, and then have a shot with the beautiful girl I decided to protect for the rest of my life, and then sleep beautifully, and wait for Monday to go to Anshan to sell fish, and go to Xiaoyuer's uncle's house to have a look.

Wang Lili saw that I didn't speak for a long time, and asked distressedly, "Husband, are you tired?" ”

I nodded slightly, and Wang Lili said with distressed eyes, "If you are tired, just sleep for a while, and I will call you when I get home." ”

I pinched my thigh vigorously, and then said to Wang Lili with a smile: "You drive well, I'll accompany you to chat." "Actually, I know that this girl has been crazy with me all night, and she is also very tired at the moment. For the sake of safety, I'd better talk to her for a while.

"Then you say I'll listen, I like you telling me jokes the most." Wang Lili said to me happily, seeing that I was still thinking, this Nizi continued to add: "However, husband, I was a little jealous just now. ”

"With whom? It can't be those two girls, right? I asked, surprised.

"yes, you're not going to be the same to every girl as me, are you?" Wang Lili muttered quietly.

"Wife, I'll talk to you first!" After saying that, I formally bowed to the other party to show my sincerity. Then I said, "I'm a poor man and I'm very ruffian, and these are my shortcomings. Sometimes, as soon as there are many people, I forget that I already have a family and a man, so in the future, my wife must take care of my stinky problem. ”

"Uh..."Wang Lili actually had nothing to say, and opened another paragraph, and this girl said with a smile: "Husband, you are so bad, you deliberately blocked my mouth with words, didn't you?" ”

I replied with a wicked smile: "Daoqian is sincere, as for blocking your mouth?" "It's also serious..."Wang Lili zuihou was kissed on the mouth by me before she could say a word, and then I quickly returned to my position and said happily: "That's right!"

"Husband, you're so bad!" Wang Lili said shyly, which made me excited.

"By the way, husband, weren't you just going to tell me a joke?" Wang Lili suddenly remembered what I had just said.

"I forgot!" Well, I'll admit that I did think about it just now, but I forgot about it. But who am I, after I forgot about it, I immediately thought of a special one with no lower limit, so I quickly said: "However, I have come up with a more interesting childhood anecdote." ”

"Tell me about it?" Wang Lili said to me as she drove.

"In other words, my grandmother's family lives in Xiaozhuang, which is opposite the teacher college and is very close to the train track. When I was a child, every Chinese New Year, my relatives would take their children to my grandmother's house. Once, I saw my third uncle's children and my fourth aunt's children playing with a group of local children on the train tracks. When the train came, a mist spread out of the outside of the carriage, and the children, including my two younger brothers, opened their mouths and ran wildly towards the mist, waving and shouting, I don't know how fun it was.

I didn't think it was fun, and I was more afraid of danger, so I didn't participate. Many years later, I learned that the toilet of the train had to be started before it could be used, because after the train started, the wind brought up by the train would scatter the poop and urine into a mist and disperse, and then there would be no filth left on the tracks.

I am so happy to think of my brother and his group of children opening their mouths to flush the mist! ”

"Squeak" Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road urgently, and then lay on the steering wheel and began to daxiao, it seems that this is the second time I amused her to stop urgently.

“haha… No more... haha！ Wang Lili laughed so hard that she couldn't speak, and I quickly patted my back and touched my hair.

"Don't haha... Don't touch me! Wang Lili hurriedly stopped my movements, laughed desperately, and after ten minutes of laughter, the girl eased up, and then opened the car window, greedily breathing the cold air outside.

"Husband, I've never met a worse man than you in my life." After Wang Lili put her head back in the car, she said to me with tenderness in her eyes.

"Alright, wife, enough laughter, right? Spirit, right? Then hurry up and go home, we still have business to do! I said impatiently to Wang Lili.

"Got it!" After Wang Lili shouted at me, she didn't start the car immediately, but suddenly said in a low voice: "Come here, my wife will give you some reward." ”

I was as excited as a stupid robe, and hurriedly put my mouth over. But the little goblin actually just took a sip of water on my face, and then whistled towards my home.

This makes me anxious, it's the same as getting up in the morning, going to the toilet and urinating can't hold back the feeling! This little goblin is so bad, see how I clean you up when I go back!

to be continued