Therefore, if we are looking for confidence, the first choice is definitely Fiji. "I just finished talking here, including the little fish who is still angry with me, plus Concubine Ling, they are all amused by me.

"Jia Shu dwarf oil laughed so much that my stomach hurt." Xiao Yu'er said while holding her stomach.

"Haha, you're such a pistachio." Concubine Ling was no better than Xiao Yu'er, and she also said to me while holding her stomach.

Well, these two girls are so daxiao on a cold day, and they definitely have a stomach full of northwest wind, and it's no wonder that they don't have stomach aches at night. Still, I'm so proud!

If the third child looked at my current bear-like appearance, he would definitely say that "Jia Shu asked the Zen master worriedly: "Master, nuclear pollution, global warming, earthquakes, tsunamis and other natural disasters continue, where will mankind go?" "The Zen master took out a raw duck egg and a salted duck egg and smashed the egg on your head. Asked Jia Shu: "Which one hurts more?" Jia Shu replied: "Salty eggs hurt!" The Zen master said: "If the idle egg hurts, find something to do!" ”

It's a pity that no one can understand the high and low. Just when I was infinitely sad, Wang Lili drove up to me in her BMW.

"Where are you two going, I'll ask my fiancée to send you both over." I swept away the decline just now, and immediately pretended to say to the two girls.

After these two girls looked Wang Lili up and down for a few moments, Xiao Yu'er first said: "Jia Shu, your girlfriend is too beautiful and temperamental, how did you deceive people?" ”

Concubine Ling is quite affordable, and after looking at it, she got into the car. I said proudly: "It's your sister-in-law who chased me, get in the car, sister!" ”

"Wow!" Xiao Yu'er exclaimed in disbelief, and then got into the car, and I sat in the co-pilot's seat.

I have to say that Wang Lili is really proficient in world affairs, seeing that I brought two girls up, she was not jealous at all, but asked with a smile: "Where did you deceive two such beautiful girls, husband?" ”

"What's the matter, you're still going to sell it to the black coal kiln in Shanxi?" I teased Wang Lili and said, as soon as my voice fell, I was so scared that the little fish was discolored, I was really joking!

"If I sell you, I can't sell my two beautiful girls." Wang Lili's mouth is so sweet, mom rub, there will be absolutely no milk to drink tomorrow morning.

"This is Wang Lili, my fiancée; This is Liu Ziyu, you can call her Xiaoyuer; On the side, it's Zhao Juan, just call your name Concubine Ling. I started introducing the three girls to each other in the car.

Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling nodded at Wang Lili, and Wang Lili said with a smile: "Concubine Ling? Then I'll play Mama Rong. In a word, everyone in the car was amused, and at the same time, the distance between each other was shortened.

"Where are you going?" I inquired about the destination of the two girls.

"Just put us in Muyushi (the name of a mall)." Xiao Yu'er replied without seeing anything.

"Okay, sit tight." Wang Lili hit the steering wheel, and the car drove in the direction of Muyushi.

I was afraid that these girls would be bored, so I said loudly in the car, "I'll tell you an African joke." ”

"What's the bad water you're going to be up to?" Knowing husband Mo Ruo's wife, as soon as I opened my mouth, Wang Lili blocked me back.

"Then you can tell me, sister-in-law, the joke told by Jia Shu is interesting." Xiao Yu'er, this stupid girl, doesn't guard my fiancée's face, and compliments me like this.

I coughed embarrassedly, for fear that Wang Lili would catch on to this word, but when I peeked at it, people were the same as okay people, so I relaxed and continued: "Two African couples are quarreling. The husband said, "Schidaki! The wife said, "Dig Nini!" The husband said, "Toka, Anji, the bottom of the building is full of teeth!" At this time, the wives had already knelt down and begged bitterly: "Mi Mina Ku Wu Di, Dalai Hall Ku Wu Ji!" The husband shouted angrily: "Qina listens to the black chicken!" ”

After finishing speaking, I saw that the three girls in the car all said, "What's next?" I daxiao said: "One car, two goods, as if you can understand, haha!" ”

Wang Lili pinched my inner thigh hard, and the two girls in the back shouted, haha, I'm too bad.

"By the way, I've known each other for so long, and I still don't know what professions you both do?" I stopped Daxiao and asked the two girls in the back row.

"I work as an accountant at the Ben Milk Station in this city, and Concubine Ling works as a teacher in a primary school in their city." Xiao Yu'er deserves to be a short time after leaving school, I asked anything, and she answered truthfully, but it was good, it was better than those flashy people.

"Oh, milk!" After repeating it a few times, I smiled and said, "Do you know what these cows are most afraid of?" ”

"What are you most afraid of?" Xiao Yu'er continued to ask without a long lesson, Concubine Ling was very smart and did not speak, while Wang Lili took a look between her eyes and continued to drive steadily.

"I'm most afraid that cadres from the county will go to the countryside." I continue to be poor with these girls.

"Weishenme?" This time, even Concubine Ling was curious.

"You think, a bull and a cow were grazing in the field with their calves, and a black limousine came over, and the bull said, "No, you two eat, I'm leaving, the county cadres have come down." ”

The cow asked, "What is there to fear about coming down from the cadres?" The bull said, "You don't know, they eat the bullwhip as soon as they come." The cow said, "Then I have to run." The bull asked, "What are you afraid of without a bullwhip?" The cow said, "You don't know, these cadres brag after eating the bullwhip!" The calf said, "Then I have to go with you." The bull and the cow asked, "What are you going?" The calf said, "You don't know, they pull the calf after they have finished bragging." ”

"Haha, Jio! Husband, where did you hear this joke, why are you so colorful. Wang Lili didn't hold back this time, and followed the two girls behind her to daxiao together.

I thought to myself, where is this, if the third child is here, let's sing and harmonize, one laughing and one teasing, you three girls are estimated to be able to smoke it today.

Even if I take 10,000 steps back, I can partner with Xiao Zhao, the driver of the previous boss, and I can make your group of girls crazy, but I can only say that you have too few people in contact.

"Alright, it's the place!" Just when I was about to continue to tell a few more jokes, Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road and pointed to the Muyushi Market not far away.

"Xiexie Jia Shu, Xiexie sister-in-law!" Concubine Ling said politely, "Jia Shu, if you have a letter over there, inform me as soon as possible, my cousin's family is such a precious son." When Xiao Yu'er got out of the car, he said to me with a thousand instructions. I made an OK gesture and watched the two girls get out of the car.

Closing the door of the car, I asked Wang Lili gently: "Daughter-in-law, are you happy today?" ”

Wang Lili didn't speak, but took out a box of cigarettes, put one in her mouth, and then threw the cigarette to me, and after we both lit the fire, she said slowly: "Husband, I really envy you for having such haode parents, really!" ”

I know that going to see my parents today touched Wang Lili's little girl very much, and while she was not driving, I took her head into my arms, and then said softly: "From now on, they are also your parents, although they failed to give birth to you and raise you, but I promise that they will treat you as their own daughter." ”

"I believe it!" Wang Lili waited for me to finish and replied to me with some emotion.

I took the cigarette away, kissed the other person on the forehead, and then quietly asked, "Where are you going to walk with our mother this afternoon?" ”

to be continued