I giggled, and at this moment, I was twelve points proud, because the so-called most difficult fast-talking woman was actually taken care of by me with a hammer. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wen Hui came back, and when she saw me with a beaming look, she asked curiously, "Brother Liang, you have taught Erlengzi a very enjoyable lesson, right?" ”

I nodded and replied with a smile: "I beat Erlengzi's ass to pieces, and I can't sit for at least half a month, so I can only sleep on my stomach, haha......"

Wen Hui was shocked and said: "Brother Liang, you beat Erlenzi so badly, if you are found out by the fast mouthy woman, she will definitely settle accounts with you." ”

"The quick mouth woman has been here, and my account with her has been settled." I say it lightly.

Wen Hui's expression changed greatly, and he stammered and asked, "Come on... Been here? ”

Wen Ge interjected: "Sister, Brother Liang is as clever as a spring, and he can easily get the fast mouth mother-in-law." ”

Wen Hui looked surprised, and asked curiously: "Brother Liang, you beat Erlengzi's ass to pieces, even if the fast-mouthed woman doesn't jump like thunder, she will be angry, how can you easily do it?" ”

I grinned and said, "I told a lie that Erleng was peeping, and I taught him a lesson." I showed Kuaizui a photo of Erlenzi picking up the wall, and said that Erlengzi's fingerprints had been extracted, so Kuaizui was afraid that her son would go to prison, so she had to agree to go private. ”

"Private?" Wen Huileng paused, and then, Ho Ho smiled.

I was puzzled and asked, "Wen Hui, what are you laughing at?" ”

Wen Hui asked: "Brother Liang, did you use money to settle the fast mouthpiece?" ”

I grinned and admitted, "Yes, I'll give you a thousand dollars to make the quick-talking woman smile." ”

Wen Hui pursed his lips and said, "Brother Liang, you are smart." This fast-talking woman is a master who sees money, as long as she sees money, she can even deny her mother. ”

Wen Ge said: "The lunch is ready, let's talk while eating." ”

During the meal, Wen Hui asked me in detail about the negotiation with Kuaizui, and she said gloomily: "I hope Kuaizui can stop worrying about this matter." ”

I shook my head and asked, "Wenhui, do you think that the fast mouth woman will regret it and come to me for trouble?" ”

Wen Hui nodded and said, "Brother Liang, if the mouth goes back and inspects Erlengzi's injury, maybe she will be unwilling." Because, if you beat Erlenzi so badly, the fast mouth woman will think: 1,000 yuan can't compensate for Erlengzi's rotten ass. ”

"Not really. To be honest, the injury on Erlengzi's buttocks doesn't need to be treated at all. I gave Erlenzi a bottle of medicine, and I just wiped that medicine every day. In this way, the fast mouth woman is equivalent to making a thousand yuan for nothing, and she should be satisfied. ”

Wen Hui pondered and said: "As far as I know about Kuaizui, she is an insatiable person, if you punch Erlenzi and there is no injury, then a thousand yuan may be able to satisfy her." But now here's the problem: you beat Erlengzi's ass to pieces. ”

"Kuaizui said it, she counts when she speaks, I think: Kuaizui is old, so she won't slap herself." I think: Wen Hui's worries are too redundant.

After lunch, we chatted for a while, and when we saw that the sun was setting in the west, we went to work together in the vegetable garden.

Suddenly, the quick-mouthed woman ran into the vegetable garden.

I was shocked, it seems that Wen Hui's worry is not unreasonable, and the fast mouth woman really came to find my stubble.

"Niece and son-in-law!" The fast-talking woman greeted me affectionately when she was far away.

"Brother Liang, the weasel has given the chicken a New Year's greeting." Wen Hui muttered in a low voice.

I grinned and said, "The soldiers are coming, and the water is coming." I'd like to see what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd of the fast mouth. ”

"Brother Liang, you have to be careful." Wen Hui reminded.

"Auntie, you're here." I said with a smile on my face.

The fast-mouthed woman said with a spring breeze on her face: "Niece and son-in-law, you are a distinguished guest, I will give you a wind at night, please be sure to appreciate it." ”

The quick-talking woman invited me to dinner and surprised me.

I know: this meal is a Hongmen feast, and it must be no good.

"Auntie, I have received your wishes, so I will be free of eating." I excused myself.

"Niece and son-in-law, you look down on me." The quick-mouthed woman said unhappily.

"Auntie, I'm afraid I'm tired of you." I came up with a reason.

The quick-mouthed woman grinned and said, "Don't be tired, if you can appreciate the light, it's too late for me to be happy." ”

Wen Hui realized that there was fraud in going to the banquet, so he frequently gave me a look and asked me to decline.

I saw that the fast mouth woman insisted on inviting me to dinner, and knew that it would not be okay not to go.

I pondered: Kuaizui's invitation to dinner is nothing more than two intentions: one is to knock me out for two more dollars. The second is to set a trap for me and find someone to beat me.

Since the fast mouth woman invited me to dinner, I simply took the risk of going there, as the saying goes: you can't avoid it.

"Okay, then I'll be respectful and obey." I promised to come down.

"Then I'll wait for you." The quick-mouthed woman left happily.

Wen Hui complained: "Brother Liang, I gave you a look, didn't you see it?" ”

"See."

Wen Hui said: "Brother Liang, the fast-mouthed woman is a dime and a hairless guy, and her family never treats guests. Today, she made an exception to invite you to dinner, and the sun came out in the west. I think: this meal is fraudulent, I can't go. ”

I grinned and said, "I know there's a fraud, but what if you don't go?" When I came, people insisted on inviting me to dinner, and if I didn't go, wouldn't it be a slap in the face of the fast-talking woman? Second, since the fast mouth woman wants to find out about me, then, you can't hide from it, so it's better to go to the appointment quickly, find out, and end the matter as soon as possible. ”

Wen Ge also said worriedly: "This person is very vicious, and she can do anything. Brother Liang, what would you do if you fell for her? ”

I grinned and said, "I think: Kuaizui Po invited me to dinner, eighty percent of them wanted to knock another sum of money from me, I thought: Give Kuaizui Po another 1,000 yuan to settle it completely." There are also 20 percent, they are looking for someone to beat me up. This possibility is relatively small, because, if the fast mouth woman wants to find someone to beat me, she has to give people money, you say: Is the fast mouth woman willing to spend this unjust money? Therefore, I think: Kuaizui is a person who loves money, and she will definitely choose the plan to win money, not the plan to lose. ”

Wen Hui thought for a while and said, "Brother Liang, your analysis is very reasonable, I agree." However, I think you have to be prepared for the unexpected. ”

I nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Wen Ge said: "I'll go find a few young men at once, ambush outside the courtyard wall of Kuaizui's mother-in-law's house, and if there is any movement, let them rush in to save you." ”

Wen Hui echoed: "Okay, this is a good idea. As the saying goes: just in case. ”

As soon as I got home, I took out 2,000 yuan from my shoulder bag and handed it to Wen Ge: "You give this money to your buddies, and with money, people are willing to sell their lives." ”

"There's no need for that." Wen Ge didn't take the money.

Wen Hui persuaded and said: "Wen Ge, you just take the money, today's society is money first, there is no money for people to work, people don't talk about it, and they will be unhappy in their hearts." ”