"Okay. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wen Ge took the money, and he couldn't take care of the food, so he ran to find someone."

Half an hour later, Wen Gele went home in a huff and said, "I found six people, and in half an hour we will meet by the wall of the courtyard of Kuaizui's mother-in-law." ”

I smiled and said, "Wen Ge, with your plan, I won't have to worry about going to the Hongmen banquet." ”

I deliberately changed into a clean dress and went to my mother-in-law's house.

When the fast-talking woman saw me coming, she smiled and greeted politely, "Niece and son-in-law, please take a seat." ”

"Auntie, I'm sorry for you." I also said politely.

The fast-mouthed woman said to Erlenzi: "What are you doing, quickly pour a cup of tea for your niece and son-in-law." ”

Erlenzi pursed his lips, glanced at me, and ran to pour tea.

Before I entered the hospital, I deliberately looked around, but I didn't find anything unusual around. When I entered my mother-in-law's house, I looked into the back room again, but I didn't see any movement.

I picked a position by the door, thinking: In case there is an ambush in the house, as soon as I rush out, I will pull my legs and run away, as long as I escape from the courtyard, the person Wen Ge is looking for will answer me.

Erlenzi poured me a cup of tea and slammed it on the table, spilling half of the tea.

"Erlengzi, what are you doing, your niece and son-in-law are distinguished guests, and you don't want to be so rude." The fast-mouthed woman reprimanded.

Erlenzi stood at the table, squinting at me, looking angry.

I smiled and said, "Erlengzi, you are standing guard for me, sit down." ”

Erlenzi said angrily: "You beat my ass to pieces, where do I dare to sit." ”

"Hee-hee... I'm sorry. I feigned apologies.

I was secretly happy in my heart, this time I happily taught Erlenzi a lesson, which was really relieving.

She invited me to dinner, and she only fried four dishes, a plate of cabbage, a plate of tofu, a plate of bacon fried radishes, and a plate of leek eggs.

"Ahh You're so gracious, you fried so many dishes. "I said the opposite.

"Hee-hee... Four dishes is not much, but, usually, Erlenzi and I only fry two dishes, and I invite you to dinner tonight, and I have doubled the number of dishes. Said quickly.

It seems that what Wen Hui and Wen Ge said is really good, the fast mouth woman is a money rake, only in and out, tonight, I ate her sumptuous dinner, it must be no good.

Originally, I imagined that the fast mouth woman would bring out a bottle of liquor to entertain me, but everyone came to the table, but there was not a drop of wine.

As soon as I took a bite of food, the quick-talking woman said straight to the point: "Niece and son-in-law, I invited you to dinner today, first, to catch you up, and secondly, to tell you something." ”

I said, "Say it, and I'll listen." ”

The fast-mouthed woman said to Erlenzi: "You take off your pants and let your niece and son-in-law see it." ”

Erlenzi squatted on the chair, and jumped off the chair as soon as he heard what the mouth woman said. He took off his pants and pointed his ass against the table.

I couldn't help but shake my head, thinking that it was really strange enough to let Erlenzi take off her pants in front of the guests.

Erlenzi's ass was really beaten by me, it was green and swollen.

"Niece and son-in-law, you see, my son was beaten badly by you." The quick mouth woman said dissatisfiedly.

I said lightly: "Auntie, don't be afraid, this flesh injury is not in the way, just wipe it for ten days and a half months." I gave Erlenzi a bottle of medicine, and it worked. ”

"Niece and son-in-law, I'm afraid I can't just smear your medicine, I have to take Erlenzi to the big hospital for treatment. Alas! Now as soon as I enter the hospital, I can't stop without a thousand children and eight hundred. "The fast-talking woman cried poorly.

As soon as I heard it, I understood that the fast mouth woman invited me to dinner tonight, and she really wanted to knock me out a few more dollars.

"Auntie, otherwise, I'll accompany you to take Erlenzi to treat the injury, and I'll pay for the treatment, okay?" I say.

Originally, I wanted to take out a thousand yuan and hand it to the fast mouth. But when I think about it, I can't let the fast mouth woman think that I am too good at talking.

As soon as the fast mouth woman heard that I was going to accompany Erlenzi to see a doctor, she hurriedly said: "Niece and son-in-law, you are a busy person, so I won't trouble you." Look, are you going to give me a few more treatment fees? ”

I deliberately rubbed and asked, "I don't think I can get a few dollars." ”

The quick mouth woman hurriedly said: "I'm afraid that I still have to hang water, and this hanging water will cost three or five hundred yuan." ”

I shook my head and said, "No." ”

Seeing that I didn't let go, the fast-mouthed woman said anxiously: "Niece and son-in-law, Erlengzi's ass has been beaten beyond recognition by you, and if this injury is on the face, it will be broken." Your butt isn't a face, but it shouldn't be scarred. Not to mention anything else, when Erlenzi goes swimming in the future, it will be undecent. ”

I deliberately said with great reluctance: "Alas! Count me unlucky, and spend a lot of money. ”

I took out a thousand yuan, counted five, and handed it to the fast mouth.

Looking at the remaining five hundred-yuan bills greedily, she begged: "Niece and son-in-law, you are a rich man, don't worry too much, I said, just give me all the money in your hand." If you don't finish the medical treatment, I'll refund you, okay? ”

I smiled and thought to myself: As soon as the money is in your hands, it will be a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return, can you still return it to me?

I deliberately hesitated, neither taking back the five hundred yuan in my hand, nor handing it to the fast mouth.

The quick mouth woman stretched out her hand, pinched the other half of the money, and said, "Niece and son-in-law, you are a big man, hurry up." As he spoke, he snatched the money.

I pretended to regret it and said, "This is my living expenses, I have given it to you, and I have to drink the northwest wind this month." ”

"Niece and son-in-law, isn't it easy for you to make some money, where is it like us, it's hard to make some money." The quick-mouthed woman smiled and put the money in her pocket.

Now, the purpose of the fast mouth woman asking me for money has been achieved, and she said happily: "Niece and son-in-law, eat the vegetables quickly, if you don't finish this table, the eldest mother will not let you go." ”

These four dishes are not only small, but also very salty, so salty that people can't swallow them. I know: Kuaizui wants me to eat less, and wait until tomorrow to put in fresh vegetables and return to the pot again.

Erlenzi squatted for a while, stood for a while, and showed a painful appearance.

The fast-mouthed woman reprimanded: "Erlengzi, you uncompetitive thing, if you don't run to peek at the girl to change her clothes, will your niece and son-in-law beat you?" ”

"Mom, I was just having fun on the wall, and I didn't peep at Wenge to change clothes." Erlenzi argued.

The quick-mouthed woman pursed her lips and said, "Hmph! I can't play anywhere, I have to pick up other people's walls, say it, and lose our face. You remember: next time I pick someone's wall, I'll have to break your leg. ”

I added fuel and vinegar and said, "Erlengzi, your mother is right, stop doing such embarrassing things." ”

Erlenzi glared at me vigorously, and now, he is dumb and eats yellow lotus, and he can't say anything about his suffering.