Li Hao first glared at me fiercely, and then reluctantly began to tell me some things about his yin.

"Lao Jia, you also know that this kind of thing is completely talented, just like Senior Yin said that you can look at qi, it is all brought by beating your mother's womb." Seeing that I didn't say anything, Li Hao continued: "It is said that people who can pass through the Yin know their death, but in fact, I personally disagree with this statement.

You know, once I know when I'm dead, I lose the meaning of my existence. Imagine how terrifying your life will be if you live in the shadow of the countdown to life every day.

I remember when I was a child, the first time I crossed the yin and what happened. I was five or six years old, and in the summer of that year I went alone to play in the pond near my house, and when night fell, I went home hungry. As soon as I ran a few steps, I found Grandma Chu, the neighbor next door, sitting by the river washing clothes.

Although I am not very old, I still know some common sense of life. Washing clothes should be done during the day, because after washing, you can take them to the sun to dry, who would be stupid enough to come to the river in the evening to wash clothes?

So I ran to Grandma Chu's side and kindly reminded the other party not to wash the clothes, it won't dry after washing, and if you leave it overnight, the clothes will smell bad tomorrow. But the other party was still sitting by the river washing the pile of clothes as if they didn't see me, which made me quite angry.

It was so kind that I thought it was a donkey's liver and lungs, and after muttering a sentence in my heart, I turned around and went home. At dinner that night, I told my family about it, but my mother immediately picked up the bamboo chips and pressed me to the chair for a good beating.

My mother said that in the evening, she went out with Grandma Chu to buy vegetables, and after Grandma Chu came home, she began to cook on the fire. Children are not afraid to be naughty, but they must not lie. No matter what I say, I can't escape that "fried pork with bamboo shoots".

was really unwilling, so the next day he rubbed his buttocks, which were still hurting, and went to Grandma Chu's house to question Grandma Chu. After listening to me explain the matter in detail, Grandma Chu was silent for a long time, and then took me to my parents, told my parents that I had a yin physique, and hoped that my parents would send me to a local goddess to recognize someone as a master in order to save my life.

My parents just know that Grandma Chu knows some folk remedies, for example, if a child has a headache and brain fever, find her, prick an acupuncture point with a needle, release some blood, and the child will be fine. But if I had a yin physique, my parents didn't believe it at all.

Grandma Chu knew that it would be difficult to convince my parents, so when she was leaving, she sadly dropped a sentence, "Remember to come to my funeral in three days!" Just this sentence scared our whole family enough. What's the matter, in order to convince us, you, old lady, are going to kill yourself?

Three days later, Grandma Chu died of a cerebral infarction at home. My parents realized that it was not as simple as they thought. After returning from Grandma Chu's funeral, I was sent to the home of a local goddess to learn the specific knowledge of yin. ”

"I still don't understand, are you going to talk to me about your past, or are these just opening words?" I'll be honest.

"I'm afraid you won't understand, so I have to start with my childhood." Li Hao glanced at me and saw that I didn't say anything, so he continued: "Anyone who has a yin physique can see Shouying." The so-called longevity shadow is a saying that before a person is about to die, the soul in the body wanders into reality, and is seen by a person with a physique like me. ”

"Oh." It seems that I don't know much about this, just know it.

"Lao Jia, listen to me," Li Hao was a little entangled, "Among the knowledge I learned about the yin from my first and even the current master, there is only one thing in common, that is, after the yin pass, try to ask the person directly as much as possible." But your behavior today has made me realize that there are some rules, which is very absurd.

Because some of the parties have already been reincarnated when I pass through the yin; Some parties are reluctant to mention the past; Some of the parties will add up bad words and ignore me; This makes my job very difficult.

In desperation, I often have to do my job through bribes, promises, or satisfying some reasonable demands of the parties. But if you can ask about these things from the mouth of a ghost pawn with just a few cigarettes, then I didn't have to be a biao in the past! When Li Hao said the word Biaozi, it obviously had the accent of Qingdao, and at the same time, his look of chagrin was also overflowing.

"By the way, how did the cigarette in your arms come from, weishenme I don't have a cigarette in my pocket?" I'm still struggling with this.

"What you want to bring to the underworld must be processed by someone who knows how to do it before you can bring it down. For example, the cost of this box of cigarettes printed with the words "Special for China" is equivalent to that of this brand of cigarettes in reality. After tying it with paper, I burned it for me in a specific way, and then when I came to the underworld, I could take it in my hand, and it was as simple as that. "Li Hao, this guy said it very easily.

"The problem is that you are not dead, how can you burn it?" I'm still struggling with this question.

"Who told you you can't burn me if you're not dead? Who told you that? Li Hao replied disdainfully, "There is a bank in the yang, and there is a bank in the underworld, and there is a bank in the underworld. Otherwise, how many things do I have to prepare every time I pass the cloud! "Well, this is really an era of rapid development, and even our industry has begun to keep pace with the times, which is worthy of praise.

"You didn't burn the two chicks to come and accompany you?" I asked lewdly and without a lower limit at Li Hao.

"Get out, you should be like you, you can't walk when you see a girl." Li Hao said angrily.

"Second Ao, let's say the opposite, it's a girl who is rare, and I'm a self-motivated man. Anyway, you're still a single person, right? "If the little master doesn't squeeze you to death, I've lived for more than 30 years in vain.

"Get out, get out, get out, there's no shape at all, it's hard for Senior Yin to choose you as the captain?" As soon as I heard this, I knew that Li Hao was still very single, and the little master was proud, especially when he thought of two beautiful girls in the second half of the night, he had a special word in his heart: cool!

"Lend me a lighter." I asked the other party for a lighter as I walked, after all, fireworks are not separated, no matter what, Li Hao will not be reduced to the share of second-class smokers.

"Can't you just stop listening to me?" Li Hao was about to be tortured by me and went crazy, took out an Apple brand lighter from his jacket pocket, handed it to me, and said to me hatefully.

"You said yours, my feet are busy, but my ears are not busy." Haha, this is what Li Hao said to me at the beginning, and I will return it to him as it is, the little master is really bad.

"You're still talking about a fart, you biao, hurry up and save people!" I didn't expect Li Hao to suddenly give me such a sentence, I looked forward with a lighter, and found that Ling was being escorted by a few ghost guards towards the rooftop, it seems that the little master is about to have something to do...

to be continued