Chapter 656: What a big pit
"Do you still have cigarettes, give me another box?" I stretched out my hand and unceremoniously asked Li Hao for a cigarette that could only be used in the underworld. Li Hao hesitated for a moment, then took out a pack of cigarettes again and handed it to me, it could be seen that this guy wanted to go out and try it by himself, but I cut off his beard.
Holding the cigarette in my hand, I shouted to several ghost soldiers in front of me: "Officials in front, please wait, I have something to say." ”
It's really the same as the team of ghost pawns I just met, after hearing my voice, this group of ghost pawns of the 77th team of the numbered desolate group all stood with steel forks in their hands, and two ghost pawns stopped in front of Ling, for fear that I would snatch the souls they escorted.
When the ghost guards of the team leader saw the soul rope on Li Hao's feet and me, he waved his hand to let the ghost soldiers behind him lift their guard. "What's the matter?" The leader of the team asked me fiercely.
"This official, this woman named Ling that you are escorting is still breathing at the moment, that is to say, Yang Shou is not over, my friends and I have just come to the yin, I hope that the officials will raise their noble hands and let go of this woman's soul, in Xia Jiashu, I am grateful." I didn't hand over the cigarette as soon as I came up, so I had to touch the other party's details before we discussed. If I really catch up with the opponent who doesn't eat hard and soft, I'll think of another way.
"You said you didn't die, you didn't die, do you think you are the old man of Lord Yama?" The other party unceremoniously rejected my proposal.
"We can go back and take a look at Ling's body, and if you're still breathing, ask this official to raise your noble hand." As I spoke, I handed over the cigarette I was pinching. "This official, it's a little meaning, it's not a respect, please laugh."
"Boss, since everyone has come to the door, they should be telling the truth." "Yes, you see the soul rope on his feet, it's actually golden, and he won't lie." "It's a special cigarette, head?" "Big brother, it's a big deal for us to go back with them, and it won't take much time." When the minions behind the captain saw the cigarettes, they began to talk to me one by one.
"Shut up." I saw the captain yelling viciously at the ghost pawns behind him, and then turned his head and said to me: "This descendant, it's not that I'm iron-faced and selfless, and I don't give you face, the main reason is that I'm afraid of taking responsibility." ”
As soon as I heard it, I knew that there was a door for this matter, so I quickly answered, "My lord, if there is anything, you can just say that within the scope of your ability, you must do it properly for your lord, and you should put a hundred and twenty hearts on this point." ”
"Look, he's too big a responsibility for releasing his soul, a pack of cigarettes, you see..." I hurriedly stretched out my hand to Li Hao behind me, and the guy gave me a blank look, and then handed over two packs of cigarettes again.
Taking the three packs of cigarettes in his hand, the captain continued to say with a bitter face: "This little brother, you see that I have taken all your things, and I should have let your friends go, but my group of brothers are bitter." They've been with me for hundreds of years, and they're still patrolling ghosts, you see me as a big brother..."
"Understood, understood." I stretched out my hand to Li Hao again, and this time Li Hao's face was darkened, but in order to save Ling's soul, this guy still held back his anger, handed me two packs of cigarettes again, and whispered when he handed them to me: "Zuihou has two packs." ”
"Give a point to all the officials." Before I could finish speaking, the captain snatched the two packs of cigarettes in my hand and distributed them to the younger brother below.
I thought that the other party would release the person, but where did I think about it, the face of the captain of the ghost pawn became more entangled, "Brother, I won't hide it from you, the matter of our escort of this female prisoner has already been reported to the Yin Officer of Wangtiantai, you see that if I release people immediately now, brother, I will be embarrassed..."
"Understood, understood, this is easy to do." I guess that the other party was definitely an expert negotiator before his death, and if this Nima is not in place, he will never let go. So I didn't ask Li Hao anymore, and directly turned it over on Ya's body, and I was angry with this product, and my nose was crooked.
I distinctly remember that the last team of ghosts once said that money cannot be taken and even if it is obtained, it cannot be brought in, so I will pick small objects and start with them. Don't say it, there are a lot of bits and pieces on Li Hao's body, I carried the captain on my back, put all the small objects that I turned out on myself, and then came to the other party.
"It's a little bit of a thing, brother must help." A box of Green Arrow's gum had slipped into the captain's hand before I spoke.
"When you look at your brother, you are a particular person, so your brother is not welcome." This captain is really not particular enough, as soon as I finished speaking, this guy reached out and took the chewing gum, and then said: "Little fairy, you may not understand our rules here." ”
"What rules?" I know they're going to give me another problem.
"Yin Commander, he is responsible for registration, and after registration, he has to report to the officers and soldiers guarding the city gate, this is not because he doesn't help..."
"Understood, understood." I pulled out another piece of chewing gum and handed it over, and I smiled and asked, "It's time to do it this time, right?" ”
"If you look at you as a person with great wisdom, you will definitely become an immortal and a Buddha in the future. The small one can't compare with you, the little official who guards the city has a seven-room wife, and he is still a strict wife, you say it's just a piece of chewing gum, I'm afraid..."
"Understood, understood, you said it earlier." When I handed over a bag of seaweed, I wanted to be happy. Li Hao's dead bull's nose is really good, and it is all foodies, it seems that every time he passes the yin, this guy has to be fully prepared, it's really hard to know how he did it.
"Shangxian, you are too polite, but the little one still doesn't dare to let people go without permission." The captain said to me bitterly.
"Weishenme? What's the difficulty, you say it's not enough, I'll find a way for you. "Anyway, it's all Li Hao's things, and I'm not distressed at all.
"The guard on the lookout platform is not very harmonious with the little one on weekdays, I don't believe you can ask the brothers behind me." "That's right!" "yes." "The Boss is right." It's really singing and harmonizing, and I want to laugh when I hear it.
"Understood, understood. What kind of thing is this, come on, come on, put it away. "I stuffed a packet of spicy tofu into the captain's arms.
"I see that you are the reincarnation of the Living Buddha, what can you say to me, but even if the garrison of Wangtiantai agrees, what about the remaining brothers who are responsible for patrolling and escorting, if they sue me, I will make a big deal." The captain of the ghost pawn shook his head and said very painfully.
When the other party spoke, I calculated, according to the eight words of heaven and earth Xuanhuang and cosmic desolation, there are at least eight groups of patrol people, and each group does not seem to be less than a hundred teams, even if Li Hao is rich, according to the current method, how much money we have is not enough to bribe the other party. Well, while I haven't torn my face yet, I might as well let Ya tell me the total.
to be continued