Chapter Seventy-Nine: Master, Please Bow to Your Disciples
"Hey...... Hey...... Hey ......"
Hao Jian walked towards the turtle on the ground with a thief on his face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info The turtle was quite nervous, and seeing that Hao Jian had no moves, he just lay there and waited for him to move.
Haha, you've been tricked!
Laughing in his heart, Hao Jian rolled up his sleeves and turned the turtle over, making it turn its feet to the sky, firmly imprisoning it and unable to move, so he scratched the tortoise's armpit with great recklessness!
"Hahaha, you naughty bastard, I'll make you laugh enough!" Hao Jian sneered proudly while scratching as if he had been beaten with chicken blood. He also stuck out his tongue at the tortoise, "I'll scratch, scratch you, tickle you." It's so much fun. Rattle. ”
"Haha...... Ha ha... Hahaha........."
The turtle was tickled by Hao Jian and laughed loudly, and couldn't stop at all. I can't stop if I look like that. Because Hao Jian scratched hard, he didn't let it stop at all.
"Come and see, there's a king eight talking."
Hao Jian saw that this Wang Ba was particularly fun, so he simply lifted it up with one hand, and the other hand was not idle, and continued to tickle it crazily, scratching the turtle so much that he couldn't parry, and he couldn't stop laughing.........
"Haha...... Hahaha... Brat...... What are you doing!? The tortoise smirked... He scolded.
At this time, Hao Jian was still lawless and yelled at it, "Your name is the Stygian Turtle, right? Well, this king is called the Turtle, it can talk, it can sing, it can dance, it can run, it can jump and it bites, who wants to buy it? The asking price is not high, 5,000 coins each. Come on, come on, fake one pays ten, fake one pays ten. ”
The turtle hurriedly stopped, "Boy...... Stop...... How dare you commit the following crimes...... Ha ha... Hahaha... Believe it or not, I'll kill you in minutes! ”
"You are destroyed! You are destroyed! Hao Jian pulled the turtle in his hand and shook it wildly, shaking its head dizzy, and said in a special way, "Don't talk big!" You're just a normal turtle! You can't turn over, you can't extinguish, you can't extinguish ........."
"Hao Jian, this kid, is still an arrogant narcissist like when he was a child, he has no one in his eyes like this, and sooner or later something will happen. It seems that I have to show him a little color, kill his sharpness, since the Lord of Hades asked me to be his master, I have to act like a master. "So, the Stygian Turtle is essentially just cooperating with Hao Jian. He thought in his heart, let Hao Jian make a few moves first, let him snort first, and then turn defeat into victory, and give him a heavy blow to his heart!
"Fight with the tortoise! You kid still have to hone and hone for a few more years before you know how powerful my turtle is. It's okay to be bold, but being too arrogant and conceited is the fatal key! ”
Sure enough, when Hao Jian was most smug and relaxed, the tortoise easily broke away from his hand, and the tortoise quickly retracted its head into the turtle shell, and used its hard tortoise shell to "bang" on Hao Jian's face——! "I crashed into it!!
"Whew...! Pain! ”
Hao Jian was defenseless, he couldn't believe it! The pain on the face is even more painful!
"You... You...... Actually! ”
The tortoise didn't wait for him to finish his words, and hit it several times in a row! A hard turtle shell, "whoosh——! Suddenly, like a black shadow, it crashed straight into Hao Jian's face, and the powerful attack force hit Hao Jian's face, bounced away!
Hao Jian grabbed him desperately and pulled him hard, but he couldn't pull him off.........
Seeing that he resisted, the tortoise continued to collide, hitting Hao Jian's face with burning pain, and the pain hit inch by inch. In an instant, Hao Jian was beaten by the tortoise, and his nose and face were swollen.
Hao Jian swung his fist and slammed the turtle shell on his face, the turtle shell was hard, and it hurt his hand, and a few times he smashed it with his fist, the turtle bounced away, and he smashed it into the air, directly hitting his face, and it hurt so much.
He was so angry!
"Stop!"
Hao Jian covered his face again and again and shouted to stop, and if he was beaten down by this king and eight lambs, his handsome face would be disfigured! If a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, then he has to be soft.
"Big brother, brother turtle, master, I was wrong!" Hao Jian begged for mercy with a dead face, "Brother, master, stop!" I can't beat you, and I'll be disfigured if I beat you again. ”
"Oh? Boy, what is wrong with you? It was useless for Hao Jian to cover his face, the turtle hit his hand down, Hao Jian's hand ached, and he retracted again.
The tortoise "bang...""bang...""bang...""bang..."! "Bounce...", "Bounce...", "Bullet..."! Particularly domineering, he leaked, "Didn't you say I couldn't kill it?" Wasn't you quite arrogant just now? Now I know it's wrong, it's too late! ”
"Don't, master!"
"Bang ——!" "Bang ——!" The Tortoise's attacks are getting heavier and heavier every time, and this kid must have learned how powerful I am, haha.
Hao Jian thought in his heart: This turtle really has two brushes! It seems that he really underestimated him. Maybe he really has some strong skills, if he teaches me, I won't suffer, when will he worship if he doesn't apprentice now?!
Thinking of this, Hao Jian covered his face and knelt down, knelt in front of the tortoise, and shouted at it while kneeling: "The yellow sky is above, the thick earth is the proof, and now Hao Jian worships your underworld tortoise as a teacher, and he will live forever and forever...... There are no two hearts...... A day as a teacher...... Fatherhood for life......... I hope that the master will be perfected, master, please accept the apprenticeship!! ”
This shocked the turtle with a confused face!
"What are you doing, kid? Get up! ”
The turtle "jumped" from Hao Jian's face to the table, and the two turtle hooves waved their hands in mid-air, making a "no" gesture to Hao Jian, and then flattered and said, "You stop!" You are a dignified seven-foot man kneeling to the sky and kneeling to his parents, what are you doing kneeling to me!? ”
Hao Jian didn't seem to hear his words, it seemed that he was desperate, he bowed to the five bodies of the tortoise on the table very solemnly, and shouted loudly while kowtowing: "Master, please accept the apprentice!" ”
"No, no, no, no!"
The turtle looked embarrassed, rejected him embarrassedly, and was so frightened by Hao Jian's kneeling that he bounced onto the sofa again, and rolled a few times, but when it stretched out the **, Hao Jian's kid didn't know when he knelt on the sofa again, he continued to kowtow, and continued to shout: "Master, please accept the apprentice's worship!" I mean it! ”
"This?" The tortoise still wanted to refuse.
Hao Jian, this kid has a master, doesn't he know that I am the same size as him? They all call the handsome me old! Call me Oba, Oba. Hahaha......
Of course, Hao Jian, how could he know what this king was thinking!
(Not old, not old, you are the youngest, you are only a few hundred years old!) ”
Hao Jian thought that he was not sincere enough and did not impress him. continued to play his three-inch incorruptible tongue and said: "Master, you can take me as an apprentice, I have a flower chicken, authentic sorghum wine, mutton beef back to the pot meat at home, oh, and if you like to be vegetarian, green vegetables, radishes, cabbage, carrots, onions, and all kinds of delicious and fun, I will use them to honor you, do you think this is okay?" ”
The tortoise was shaken, and when he thought of so many delicious things, his heart was so delicious that his saliva was about to drip down.
"Master, what do you think, you can get so many things by accepting an apprentice, you can definitely make a deal, you only make money and don't lose money! Xiao Jian, I must work hard to practice, strive to glorify your ancestors for your master, and come back to honor you with his Ruobel Prize. ”
Hao Jian said even more mysteriously, not to mention, he is really good at fooling, everyone has to be moved.
However, listening to Hao Jian's mouthful of a master, not to mention the Stygian Turtle, he suddenly felt a lot more happy and satisfied when he heard it. If you call him old, you will be called old. As long as there are a lot of good food, it is enough.
"Alright then, Xiaojian, you get up." The tortoise waved his turtle hand at Hao Jian with satisfaction, holding a pair of master shelves, and said domineeringly, "This first level will be passed by you, if your kid really has Huigen and can speak the Tao, I will reluctantly accept you as an apprentice." But the next training is very difficult, can you bear it? ”
"Yes! Absolutely! Hao Jian nodded affirmatively.
"In that case, boy, you come with me." The Turtle jumped off the couch and jumped in front of Hao Jian.
At this time, there was a prompt sound from the mobile phone system-
Congratulations to Mr. Ghost Husband, for successfully completing the first task assigned by Lord Hades. The system rewards 500 Stygian Coins. Please pay attention to check, thank you!
"Hey, (⊙o⊙) Wow! I finally made it! Hao Jian was very happy in his heart.