Chapter Seventy-Eight: Look at the Moves, Stinky King Eight
I was so frightened that I hurriedly took a few steps back, and my heels were almost attached to the wall of the well. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I think at first glance, it doesn't seem right, rats will turn over, will make holes.
The one that won't roll over, it's still in the hole!?
"You can't be the king, can you?" I said in disbelief.
"Brother, you have such good eyesight! It seems that the two of us are really destined. This master-apprentice relationship is a certainty, and you can't run away. Who knew that the guy was excited to admit it.
When I heard this, I was relieved to lie on the ground boldly, looked down with my eyes sideways, and laughed heartily when the flashlight shone: "Hahaha, you didn't lie to me, you're really a king!" ”
A king lying on his back in a mouse hole, with his feet facing the sky, is particularly funny, and I somehow feel a little familiar.
For some reason, I felt that Wang Ba was very kind, and I lost my guard in an instant.
"Brother, you've seen enough, you've laughed enough, it's time to save me!" It's okay for this Wang Ba to have a bad temper, he didn't get angry when I laughed like this.
"Okay, I'll see right away."
I hollowed out the rat hole with my bare hands while responding, and then put my whole hand in it, grabbed its head and pulled it out, and muttered as I pulled it: "Brother Wang, don't bite me." ”
"Tap, tap, bro, the hole isn't big enough. Don't worry, I won't bite you. You can help me turn over, and I don't have to worry about anything else. ”
"Uh..., is that so? Eighth Brother Wang? "It's too narrow in the hole for me to use my punches. I had to pull one of his turtle feet and break it back, just halfway through, turning his whole body on its side.
The turtle in the mouse hole instantly said embarrassed when he heard Wang Ba's words, "Brother, Brother Wang Ba sounds very awkward, my name is Turtle, you can call me Brother Turtle." Since I am your master from now on, I will call you ...... Xiao Jian ......"
"Xiaojian (cheap)?"
I've turned his whole body over, not to mention it's a lot of effort. But as soon as I heard Xiao Jian's two words, I almost didn't laugh out loud, and said with a little embarrassment: "It turns out that you are the dark turtle in the mouth of the king of Hades, you have admired your name for a long time, Xiao Jian, I am disrespectful and disrespectful, hello Brother Turtle." ”
The key is that I have to rely on him to eat in the future, and I have to stutter well. Brother, I don't want to say anything else, just this mouth, that's a way to blow, a wonderful lotus flowers.
"Hehehe, you're really good at talking."
Sure enough, the turtle was coaxed by my words, and it seemed that he had a good impression of me.
"That, Xiaojian, you try to stay away. I'm going to come out! He began to crawl around inside.
Try to stay away from what? Could it be that he got out of a hole and was like Sun Wukong making trouble on Wuzhi Mountain? Hearing his words, I hurriedly retreated to the corner of the well wall, pressed my back against the wall and covered my ears.
"Bang ——!"
Suddenly, something that couldn't be seen clearly flashed in front of my eyes and jumped directly into the well. Suddenly, the mud and sand splattered all over my body. I covered the wrong place, I would have covered my face and ears when I had known.
I was stunned!
I wiped a handful of mud and sand from my face with my hand and stuck it on my clothes. I don't feel good, he won't leave me alone? Lian yelled at the man in Inoue: "Brother Turtle, you wait for me, how can I come up?" ”
"Xiaojian, didn't you get the rope ready? You climb up first, I'll arrange a task for you, don't wait for anyone, it's so late, I also want to have a good rest. Besides, I'm hungry! ”
Dare to love this rope is for me, it turns out that he called me down to turn him over, I strangled.
"Brother Turtle, you wait for me, I'll go and bring you something delicious." I thought in my mind, anyway, there are a lot of delicious foods in the mansion, so I can just give him two of them.
When I climbed up the rope, I found that a bed and a sofa, a table, and a few stools appeared in my brain consciousness space layer at some point, and the key was that there was a bottle of soju, a roast chicken, a few plates of home-cooked side dishes, and a pot of tea on the table.
The tortoise was lying on the table and eating the roast chicken, gnawing with relish, he used his turtle paws to cover the oil on his face, and gulped down the wine and meat, drank the soju and said to me comfortably: "Xiaojian, the performance is good, I didn't expect the speed to be so fast, it's delicious." ”
Mom Le Gobi, can this be?
Dude, I'm losing a lot, my Simmons sofa bed! Luckily, I didn't give the order to bring my refrigerator over.
"It's delicious." I laughed very embarrassed, I sat on the stool, changed the subject, and said, "Brother Turtle, what task has Master Hades given me, where do you want me to go to work, reveal it in advance!" ”
The tortoise devoured it quickly, and then touched its round belly and climbed onto the sofa bed, suddenly, turning his head, his eyes flashed red and shot at my body, I suddenly felt a chill in my back, killing, so murderous.
The tortoise grabbed two chopsticks and attacked me with a bang, leaping from mid-air in a parabola!!
"Boy, today, I'm going to try your skills!"
The guy landed on my feet, and as soon as he raised his chopsticks, he pierced my shoes, so dangerous, just inserted them in the gap between my feet. That's when I reacted, good guy, this is going to be a big fight, "Look at the move, stinky king!" ”
I leaned over and slapped it, and the turtle slammed its head in, rolled on the ground a few times, and bounced back to the bed, but I didn't fight.
I took the opportunity to quickly pull out the two chopsticks, I just finished pulling, he attacked me again without saying a word, and kicked my stomach violently, and kicked and bitten while kicking, the bite really hurt!
"The ...... Die...... Target! "He's like a sticky skin worm, I can't shake him off.
Pushing me into a hurry, I punched him all over the back, "I'll kill you turtle bastard, kill you biting scourge spirit." ”
He just didn't let his mouth go, but kicked harder and bit harder, the pain in his stomach and hands made me scream in pain!
"Will you let it go?!" The pain made me anxious, and I fell violently, and threw the stinky turtle to the ground, "I just tried it, aren't you a special girl?" ”
Then he ran back again, kicking and stomping on my feet!
"Boy, if you have the ability, you will defeat me, who wouldn't say big things?" He stuck out his tongue at me.
Congratulations on your success in stimulating my combat power!
"I'm !!"
Not to mention that the shell of this stinky turtle is really hard, no matter how you fight, it can't be broken, and after half a minute, my hands are swollen and my waist is almost bent.
This stinky turtle doesn't have any shit!
"Haha, boy, is that what you can do?" The stinky turtle laughed at me and said, "That's how the old guy from Hades picked." ”
"You...... Don't push me! "I'm so angry." Look at Brother Jian, my invincible ghost catching Dafa fifth style! ”
- "Foshan has no shadow feet, kick and kick! ”
I kicked him violently, and he was kicked directly by me against the light wall and bounced back. I kicked several times in a row, and his back and forth "Bangji", "Bangji", "Bangji" and "Bangji" kept bouncing. I didn't even snort, or didn't I?
"No, look at Brother Jian, my invincible ghost catching Dafa second style invincible dragon claw hand - catch Mimi!" I walked up to him with a wicked look and scratched at his chest, only to find out that his dog was a tortoise shell, with a lot of wood.
Sweat ——!!!
"Hahaha, you kid will come if you have the ability! Come on? The stinky turtle was laughing on the ground.
"You bastard, don't want to be scared, look at Brother Jian, my invincible ghost catching Dafa third form - kick the little brother!" What turned out to be particularly funny was that I moved the body of this stinky turtle over and over again, but I couldn't find where his little brother was?
Depend on! Pit goods!
In the face of such a hard empty shell, I can't even start! Could it be that I just admit defeat like this? It's still a shame to lose to a king and eight lambs, shame, shame, it's really a shame for my ancestors for eighteen generations!