The moment I walked into the restaurant, I was stupid as soon as I picked up the menu, what is this, I have never eaten it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But if I want to say that I have a good head, I was stunned to give a lady priority, which shows my gentlemanly demeanor and cleverly solves this problem. I asked for a cup of mocha because I knew about mocha and 82 lafite. But the latter estimate is that I will have to work here for the rest of my life.

What are you going to say the most embarrassing? That's eating at a table with beautiful women and you don't know what to say. That's really embarrassing to open the door and get home embarrassed.

Although I had a good conversation in the car, I was limited to asking her answers.

"What's your name?"

"An Xue"

"Uh, how about we go here for dinner?"

"Row"

......

You say you're like this, how can I reply? In order to ease the embarrassment, I had to introduce myself.

"My name is Liu Gen, I am from HLJXX Vocational and Technical College, I ....."

I haven't finished speaking, but I saw An Xue pick up the corner of his eye: "Liu Laogen?" ”

To be honest, if this was a man, I would have picked up the mocha coffee on the table and given him a Harbin bath. I really can't speak, how can we communicate with you with such a poisonous mouth?

Although I was very angry, I couldn't show it, so I had to force a slight smile: "My name is Liu Gen, although the name is very similar to Liu Laogen, but I am much more handsome than him." ”

I don't know if she understood my Liu humor, but she only recovered an "oh"

No way, I'm used to her indifference, so I simply don't say anything, and I keep my head down and brush the circle of friends. At this time, she spoke, "Do you think I have a crush on you and that's why I came out?" ”

To say that I was so confident in myself that she came out to eat with me because she thought I was so handsome. It turned out that we both drank too much that night, and we all talked very loudly, so she heard the bet we made, and saw that I was about to be fooled by my roommate, so she cooperated with me. She looked at me with a look of pity.

That's what happened, yes, I thought I was so charming, it seems that the kind of love at first sight in novel TV series really only appears in novel TV series. I was excited all afternoon, you said that there is no such big beauty in the world that is delivered to your mouth to eat. Then she said that today's dinner was also a bet with her roommate. Oh my God, I admire her to death, if someone dies next to her, I'm afraid she will pull out her anesthetic needle watch and give me a needle, and then come to a sleeping Liu Laogen.

So what the buddy had been obsessed with all afternoon now seems to be a pipe dream. I sighed in frustration, and she didn't forget to encourage me, "Although you are stupid, poor, easy to be deceived by others, and not good-looking, don't be discouraged, you work hard and there will always be a beautiful woman who will become your girlfriend, you look at how many flowers are inserted in cow dung outside, you are still very hopeful." ”

I know what it means to regret it, give me another chance I would rather bet on losing to Wu De than come here to suffer this nest, I thought she was the kind of cold beauty who didn't like to talk, but now I see that this is an ancestor. I don't like to talk to this little aunt anymore, I eat Western food with my head bored, and I don't eat for nothing.

When she saw that I was speechless, she asked me again, "Did you come to eat so far away so that I wouldn't go back at night?" "I swear to God, I definitely have this idea in the afternoon, but just now I thought I should finish eating early and leave early, my rotten radish can't occupy your good pit, I'll hurry up and leave a place for the good guys."

Seeing that I didn't speak, she said to herself, "I've taken a good leave tonight, let's sing all night." ”

I'll go to the eldest sister, who are you and me, I am so kind to sing with you? An Xue didn't say anything when she saw me, just sneered. "If you don't go, I'll tell your classmates that we know each other, and you can play fairy jumping for him!"

If you want to say that the women I've seen, I'm basically divided into three types, the knowledgeable type, the smiling knife type and the savage girlfriend type, but she basically doesn't belong to these three categories, it should be the legendary type of finding nothing to do. Do you say I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid, if she tells Wu De, I will pay him back 800 yuan at once.

This meal is called a grievance, and after eating, we went to a KTV again.

The singing of these sisters is really unflattering, it is to the point of madness. What the original dream, time to cook rain, love transfer can give you the feeling of singing into the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. It's still higher than the original, so that I, Hailar Li Ronghao, can't stand it. She also sang more and more energetically, and at that time I had an idea, the person next door couldn't come back to me, saying that we were disturbing the people.

I sang a few songs to her, and she didn't sarcastically mock me, maybe she knew the difference between us. Oh, you have to know that singing is my buddy's dream since childhood, and I didn't dare to go to The Voice of China, for fear that they would pull me as a mentor.

I just wanted to give her another good song, but she said to me with a disgusted face, "I can't imagine that you are really 360 degrees!" Not a single plus! "Damn, you still dare to say me at your level? I kind of know, this sister is a product with a heart higher than the sky, and she can't look at anyone.

I had to put down the microphone with her look of disdain and put up with her octave noise.

It is said that man is made of meat, not iron. She can't sing anymore, and I can't stand it anymore. I wanted to sleep at KTV, but the sisters said it was uncomfortable and they wanted to sleep in the hotel. Sister, my money has been sung by you, and you and I are sleeping on the street?

I saw her continue to roll her eyes, and I wondered if this was her classic move. Then I saw her slowly take out sixty dollars from her bag. …… Eldest sister, you can spend so much money that you bring out with such a little money?

She was also blushed by what I said. "I thought I had at least brought a lot of money to pick up girls, but I didn't expect you to be a poor ghost."

Come on, it's my fault for saying anything.

Sixty yuan, you can only find the most leaky hotel. Also two rooms.

After some haggling, we found an inn. Not to mention, it's not broken at all, it's just a little old, and it seems to be damp again, and the corners of the walls seem to have grown moss. But this hardware is leveraged, what a computer TV, but also with an independent bathroom. I wonder if the boss has such a good configuration and such a cheap price.

Forget it, it's a bastard to have a cheap advantage. I'm sorry if I don't take advantage of it.

The boss gave me two keys and told me that I had something to look for him, and then went to sleep, after all, it was two o'clock in the middle of the night. I went into my room, watched TV for a while, and was about to go to bed, when the door suddenly rang, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw this eldest sister looking at me anxiously in a yukata.

Do you want the overlord to make a bow? I'm not ready yet.